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pedo that came from nowhere...

Pedobear can I ask you for some advice?

There's this chick that lives next door, she's really hot, and I really want her to be my girlfriend, but I don't know how to tell her that. She's 9 year old, and I want to ask her on a date, but I don't know which one! I mean I can't go to a movie which requires a minimum age of 12. Should I get her a fake ID? Then she can come clubbing along with me aswell. Btw do you think she's ok with making out on the first date? I've touched her before (yeah baby, yeah), perhaps she knows what I want already.

plz help me

Pic most certainly related Spoon

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First of all, are you calling her a prostitute? If so, you need a better attitude towards women. Secondly, why shouldnt I have slept with her? If that is what she wants, how is it "responsible" to deprive her of that? If its just sex, I see no difference if she is 15 or 28? Its also not a matter of black or white. You aren't a kid one day and an adult the next. To me there is no difference between an "adult relationship" and a relationship between younger ppl. If we are talking a purely physical relationship there is no differance at all, and if we are talking about a "serious" relationship then there is no automatic difference becouse of age. I've been in relationships with people of various ages, and there are people in my age who are not "emotionally mature" enough to handle that. People evolv in different areas at different speed. My gf is smart, self sufficient and independent - she was living an "adult life" when I met her just as I did in her age(if that is your defenition). Your analysis is very shallow and your conlcusions are kinda medieval, it is her choice what(who) she wants to do - and according to Swedish law she is old enough to make that choice.

well i gues i have to agree with what Recluse is saying.
two numbers alone isnt a legitimit barrier between people if u ask me.
I hope u really mean that

All i know is although some teens look as hot as any woman.
And when they show attraction to you. I usualy realize they want u to be a  kindof BF to do al sorts of ''childish'' things then u realise shes just a kid :).And feel bad for wanting other things :).

In your case she want all kindsof mature thing?
I dunno if thats normal in swe. it just reminds me of certain girls ive know.
(not to put ppl into boxes) usualy just single mother with unstable relationships with men. '(Big thing to say)Cant Properly raise teen child/ no controll over her'
Child tries all sorts of  stuff.Dress as adults (open lotsof makup), Booze xxx Drugs. somtimes aswel

make sure you have waterdrains in the cellar, Spoonie...you dont want it to overflow once she starts producing kids...which you can always sell to India or sumfin to show some sort of support for Child Labour... ;)

Only pic I've liked is the facepalm one! :-D

What makes this kind of sad is that ive read so many stories about wives or just random women who have been locked in cellars and having like 5+ kids and are beaten and tortured repeatedly.....one woman I read about was burned with a glue gun, hit over the head with a baseball bat, shot with BBs, and other stuff....she eventually died but had like 5-6 kids....her best friends were collecting her Social Security and child support checks and spending them for themselves....

LMFAO

it is, and this really digust me.

posting images like this is freakin *beep*ic and i just hope that Pedro Al Bear one day will realize that and what the effect of things like this is having on people that are extra sensitive.

lol you are just immature

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not really ...

wrong, pedo dead, thought that was our goal?

Oh hai thar, imma still a livin'. Those nasty rumours about my death are just that. Imma still a loli huntin'.

You *beep*ers can't touch this!

I'm 20 and I'd sure like to get in bed with any 16 y.o.

It all comes down to preferences... For example, I'm nuts about chicks that are 16 but I wouldn't do a 15 y.o. one. From my own experience (of course it's not a general rule) after finishing first year of college, people develop a certain maturity.

And there goes childhood.

Still you see these kind of pairs together all the time. In my opinion a chick at 16 should be mature and wise enough not to be fooled by a guy to go to bed with him unless that is not her desire too.

AT ANY AGE OVER 16, a chick shouldn't go to bed unless she wants either the sexual or the financial benefits. If that happens, how are we supposed to respect her (or them) anymore? If that's how manipulated they can be by the cultivated image of men having a single desire in life which they cannot hold back?

We all know that's bullshit... You don't explode and you don't get cancer from not getting laid during the first two weeks of a relation (or more).

sexy time with 16 y.o nice :) woo i like that :) but as i am 16 so that counts as normal.. not like u old farts *beep*ing little sexy girls :)))

I think ALL pedophiles are sum. Are guys who are so desperate to get some action and are such losers that you need to go after under-age girls?

And for those rare circumstances where you just turned 18 and your GF is still 17, that's about my limit. Just barely acceptable.

Not this 20 on 15&16 year old stuff, cant you guys find girls your own age to do, or are you guys that "under preforming" that you gotta go for under age, under developed CHILDREN. 

And to the one that said.
"She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman"

I mean, you're the grown up here (supposedly). If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it. If a kid says 'Heeey, let's make screwdrivers' you take the alcohol away and you don't race them to the next drink!

I mean like WTF is wrong with you people, where is the maturity, where is the common sense?

Grow up already and control yourselfs.

Slick Talking on the internet wont convince anyone that you've ever gotten a girl your age, or even in your general age range to sleep with you. Besides, don't worry about me, i get enough action from my girl who not to mention is the same age as me. Something sadly you cant even say...not even generally. lol

so ... lew, ya ready? :)

I stick to my age....but Pedro should be a comedian ☺