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World Record
12:09:42 Aug 15th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

I smashed the world record for number of poems in one day


The record registered is 102 in 24 hours

I wrote 145 in 12 hours and fell asleep

It was BBC Radio’s idea

They cryptically persuaded me to do it talking in a way only I would understand😂👑🥳😁


18:43:18 Aug 15th 22 - Mr. Cyrones Mommy:

The actual story;


Hanky starts writing poems; he wants to write 145 in a single day. He writes 15 poems and they were pretty good... until he writes one poem that was bad. Hanky then walked away from the table, leaving his 15 perfectly good poems to rot for eternity and building 5000 guard towers in each one because he never wished to return.


20:22:19 Aug 15th 22 - Konstant (The Ancient Quetzalcoatl):

What was considered a "poem"? Did this method allow your styles to roam? Did the 145 fill an entire tome? Was this truly a test? One which you did alone? Who knows what this madness has sown.


09:29:31 Aug 17th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

😂🔥❤️


10:59:32 Aug 17th 22 - Matthew (Chief Barnyyyy):

Hanky Panky MKultra Victim


08:48:04 Aug 20th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

😁XD


08:48:41 Aug 20th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

I think four lines per poem (my average) stands as a basic poem


00:19:16 Aug 24th 22 - Konstant (The Ancient Quetzalcoatl):

I
Am
A
Poem


12:02:10 Aug 26th 22 - Matthew (Mr. Trogdar):

I believe it cx


12:26:57 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

I think Konstant is just jealous😂


12:35:26 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

I’m going in for the kill, 

i’m doing it for the thrill

i’m doing it with no chill

i’m doing with pure skill


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Put your hands up this is a hiest

You’re now witnessing the christ

Put your hands up or get sliced

i don’t want you to get knifed


-


You better throw a party on the day I die

You better look lively and get high

i don’t want to see you cry

You’re after my pie


-


She sets the world on fire just to watch it burn

She’s got a killer on hire, it’s not my concern

She’s not from the shire, where i was born

She’s moved to the spire with no return


-


All I see is dollar signs

I’m not snorting lines

Ageing like fine wines

Not paying my fines


-


All of the people under the sun

All of the people need a gun

Nobody will catch this one

I’m just having some fun


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Nobody can tell me nothing

This shit got me buzzing

Got your girl gushing

Got mine blushing


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My life is like a movie

It get’s me all groovy

It get’s me all goofy

My rhymes are juicy


-


I’m gonna ride until I can't no more

I completing this like it’s no chore

I’m opening & closing every door

I’m doing this right from my core


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We’ve only got each other

Look after your mother

Stay close to you brother

Boys are your cover


-


Everybody going crazy

Most people are lazy

Sat waiting for day z

The future is hazy


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I think i’ll get a cake tattoo

My hoodie just came through

I’m looking for something new

I don’t want to wait in a queue 


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I’m feeling all trendy

Rhymes i’ve got plenty

My bank account empty

I’m living off of twenty


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won't break my soul

i’ll reach every goal

kill every single mole

joking i’m just a troll


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I’m building a new foundation

Doing everything for my nation

Might team up with an asian

Might take out a threemason


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One, two, three, four, five

I’m starting to feel alive

I want to go and drive

learn to swim & dive


12:35:45 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

That is all I can fit on the forum


12:44:57 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

i’m covering all bases

Not leaving no spaces

Not looking at any faces

Winning all the races


-


What if we met when we was older

Would you lean on my shoulder?

Would you give up or folder?

Would you be a little bolder?


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I been waiting for you all year

i’ve been sat cuddling my beer

I’ve been going death in the ear

i’ve not been giving in to fear


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The worst is yet to come

it will come like a drum

Their won’t be a crum

Some of you are dumb


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Nobody really cares

They just pull up their chairs

take all their shares

sit down &finish up in tears


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There's lessons in love sometimes

You have to cover up all your crimes

You have to look out for the signs

You have to read between the lines


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I put my life into my job

i don’t sit around & slob

i can be a little of a knob

i can be a little of a snob


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End violence against women

They will change your linen

They are a fine specimen

Can i get an Amen


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Na, na, na na na, na, na, na na na, na, na, na

blah, blah, blah blah, blah

Ya, ya, ya ya, ya

you’d don’t want to hear a Ra


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Until I can get my satisfaction

Until i can feel an attraction

Won’t stop i’m all action

it’s all apart of my abstraction


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I just wanna make you happier baby

i just want to treat you like a lady

i just want to show up for shady

i want to do this until i’m eighty


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I’ve never been a fan of change

i’ve always been a little strange

i’ve always been out of range

i’ve never run from a challenge

i’ve never been one to short change


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Every day is a holiday

even when the sky is grey

every day you should pray

every day you should play


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We all need something to live for 

none of us want to do a chore

all want someone to open a door

i’m going down to the store


-


Shout out to my ex

i don’t miss the sex

i missed your hex

i wonder who’s next




13:00:27 Aug 28th 22 - Matthew (Chief Mathew):

write me a rap song next


13:00:49 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

😂

I have an empty mind, I don’t really do long songs

I do long rap battles though

I went to the store & soon later I went for a meal with my dad & still broke the record😂


13:01:47 Aug 28th 22 - Matthew (Chief Barnyyyy):

didnt ask I NEED A RAP POEM


I Will also accept 'Old Country' music


13:02:15 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

Lol


13:04:12 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

I’m super rich spiritually


Emptying the mind is buddha & Jesus’s goal


13:26:47 Aug 28th 22 - Mr. Nifengle:

hanky panky your just so wanky..
nothing special aint so swanky..
if you were good at vu you would be a king..
but knowing you your worse then bling!!

these are basically limmericks i can make these up in a few seconds..


13:46:11 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

Lol i’m yet to see anyone produce short poems like me at the quantity & consistent quality i do them😝


13:47:23 Aug 28th 22 - Mr. Cyrones Mommy:

Hanky builds GTs,
and then he flees.
As you can see,
his cities are free.


13:51:29 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

🤣🤣🤣


13:57:10 Aug 28th 22 - Mr. Nifengle:

tbh i used to do these things for fun,, i could practically make up a poem (limmerick)on the spot for my friends.. they would give me a name place whatever, then ask for a quick poem about it.. i havent done it in years but its still quite easy to do..


14:01:07 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

i also do it for fun but it turned out & into my therapy also, a new source of income soon


14:10:40 Aug 28th 22 - Mr. Nifengle:

 Well thats pretty good for you mate.. did you really break the world record? unoffically i bet? would be fun to see someone you know even if online breaking a world record..then again 5 minutes is all it takes to make one.. 4 words that rhyme with each other.. add some sentences in together and viola instant poems..



14:34:25 Aug 28th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

Aye


& i really did break the world record but yes, it was unofficial & just for fun

I did it “live” on facebook


20:09:01 Aug 28th 22 - Matthew (Chief Barnyyyy):

I’m super rich bitch spiritually


09:51:00 Aug 29th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

😂


11:50:36 Aug 29th 22 - Matthew (Mr. Xeta):

IM THE REAL PROFIT


11:52:26 Aug 29th 22 - Matthew (Chief Mathew):

Hanky and I make up 90% of the posts on the forums and Konstant does the other 10%


12:36:06 Aug 29th 22 - Venomz (High Warlord Hagelslag):

You'd think he'd be Konstantly talking.

But it's Hanky and Matthew who are truly forum stalking.
But Hanky's trying to impress us with something unofficial.
You could say it was superficial, all that time wasted, sacrificial.
Such a shame he's had such a fall from grace, if your name was Dave he'd suck your first initial.


13:40:31 Aug 29th 22 - Matthew (Mr. Xeta):

AMEN

-Ian


14:40:34 Aug 29th 22 - Matthew (Mr. Xeta):

BAD NEWS EVERYONE!

I am tossing Hanky the keys to the Kingdom.


17:58:11 Aug 30th 22 - Prophet Hanky Panky:

😂


20:29:57 Aug 30th 22 - Matthew (Mr. Xeta):

Yoink


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