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ill tell u wat ill give u ur elk and a swift kick in the but. will that do for u?

*runs and jumps on malkavian, then grabbing the floating spoon, then runs out the door*

it is my spoon. muhhahahaha

*finds himself, an ghost, having possessed a spoon, suddenly possessed by a strange Senturu.  out of retaliation, malkavian chooses to always spill any food Senturu tries to eat with the spoon.*

(Edited by Mr. Malkavian 9/29/2006 12:18:00 PM)

*ponders*

in the case of the soup, it may hurt me if it is too hot.

and i don't mind spilling an iron block, especially if it is on this fellow's foot. preferably from a great height.  he stole my haunt.  he deserves it.

*ponders being a utensil that Senturu may try to place in his mouth*

uh

*leaves the spoon and decides to haunt the rafters in search of a weighty iron block*

*jumps behind the counter. and starts makin  a barcadi and cola for jonny. (although i think he had enuf allready) when finished hands the drink to jonny bacardi*

there ya go

*jumps back over the counter and graps his spoon. and starts eating his boiling hot soup*

*Malifecus walks into the taverne eyes searching the floor, his eyes freeze on a burnt area on the floor.... walks up to the burnt area and kneels down in front of it and reaches into his pouch.Starts to mutter a few words and sprinkles some green dust around the burnt area and...P   O  O    F. He stands up victorious holding the giant golden spoon in his hand......
(Edited by Mr. Malifecus 10/2/2006 4:12:50 AM)

*Looks through the window into the tavern seeing all that happends with the golden spoon, upon Senturus arrival outside, Efrandor sticks his leg out making Senturu fall to the ground and takes the spoon for himself(In the air I might ad..)*

- Thank you.

*Lifts up the barrel with the gnome and whissels on the mashed up elk and starts moving home for the night.*

*Runs by screaming*

*Having absorbed as much spoon thrashing as humanly possible, Falinor pulls out his own pair.*

"Just so you know, you four have made me angry!" He says with a malicious grin, "Time to show you nivices a REAL spoon fight!"

*He then proceeds to make ghosts out of the four, then as if nothing happened, sets his table back upright, resets the table cloth and broken lamp upon it, and pulls out his pipe. A passerby noted that "he's never seen a spoon beating so bad, and that those four guys were lucky to be ghosts now because the bruises would be horrendously crippling for about a month!"*

Falinor then pulls out his favorite pipe and begins puffing on the lit tobacco he had started before the spooners came.

*Malifecus wakes up some time afterward and doesn't remember his name and then sees a gnome walk by wearing a dungeons and dragons shirt and decides to call himself Draconius

*sneaks back into the tavern*

 *whispers* yes my precious, the spoon will rule the world, yesss, my precious....

*walkes over to the toilet to go to the bathroom......looks down at Mielo.........then decides to go outside like nature intended....*

*watches as Draconis runs off with the fake spoon*

yes there can only be one tru spoon....muhahahaha.

*walks into the darkness*

*Ooog walks in and sees the spoon madness. With a faraway look, he shakes his head and walks to the counter. After seating himself on a rickety stool, Ooog considers the pointlessness of following the path of the spoon. The end of it is just disaster. It's concave or convex depending on the angle. Lesser masters have tried the way of the spoon and never succeeded because once you master the concave, you must then learn the convex, then after learning the convex which is opposite of the concave, you must then relearn the concave. And so that is the way it is with the spoon, endless torture in repitation. Ooog was attracted by the apparant power of the spoon long ago, and almost succumbed to it's lure. Fortunately, he met a mysterious man who guided him away from the spoon and to real power. The power of the fork. Ooog reaches in his vest and pulls out the most ordinary looking fork...*

My precioussss

After sobbing in a corner for some time, Draconius gets to his feet, wipes the yellow snot from his face, draws his BOTD berserker axe and smites Efrandor. :-P

*Runs to a church and thanks Senturu from the bottom of my heart then return to the tavern and smites Draconius and then returns to bed*

*Lays limp on the floor..

Elsewhere, Tolondria walks in the tavern and sees Draconius lying on the ground, cold and helpless. She rushes up to him immediately while taking a small pouch from her robe. She slowly and carefully twists the top off and gently poors some of it's contents in Draconuis's mouth. He immediately is revived and thanks Tolondria with a kiss.

*after being gone some time senturu walks out of the shadows...wondering where everyone is he sits at the bar on a dusty stoll which has apparently not been used in quite a long time.*

ill take a beer

*waits for several minuts until realising that no one is going to get him a beer. so he jumps over the counter and gets one himself..then he comes up with a brillient idea to make himself feel better*

a round for everyone.

on me

"Well free beers nice isn't it."

*The door swings open, showing Xiax who has come once again for a beer.*

Well, since your buying, here we are!

So how about it, my stumick is getting rather angry on me, haven't had a beer in it for almost a week now! *Sits down at the bar with a big "The Grinch" smile on his face."

*hands Xiax and Efrandor a drink. and looks over at testhos Drathor.*

im sorry but no wepons allowed in here

"Everybody hide your drinks!! Mielo has arrived!"

*Efrandor jumps over the bardisk and hides in a corner and finish up the drink quick like hell..*

Nods at Senturu before banishing his sword to a pocket realm. The demon then crosses his left arm in front of him and holds his right hand to his chin. Tasthos snaps his right fingers, freezing time in and around the tap.

The demon smirks at Efrandor, "Wish I could use that on the flesh and bone. That's a holy spell I mastered recently."

As Tasthos tinkers with his items, Tassadar idenifies an object on the table that would be rather annoying if Senturu or Efrandor got ahold of it. He then levitated it in the air for a moment then banished the god forsaken SPOON to the world of char.
(Edited by Mr. Tassadar 11/9/2006 7:01:38 AM)