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Ye Olde Taverne
01:40:24 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

*Your feelings towards humans sickens me Kyoko.*


02:12:04 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kyoko looks at Senturu and Zeratul, almost as if he doesn't care. Kulren speaks, "He's an Ancient God, Zeratul, there's no way anyone can change his mind... All because a single human woman chose her own species over him..."

Kyoko snorts, turning away, "You know not what you speak, Kulren..."

Domses however, is growling at Raij, who is snarling back, showing sharp fangs. Domses snaps, "I don't know how the hell to keep you away from my intended mate!"

"Your intended?" Raij snorts, "You're not fit for her, no matter how rich you are..."

Necosta speaks, "Silence, both of you... Who I choose to mate is my choice, neither of you make it for me... Now shut up and sit down, both of you... And you..." Necosta glares at Kyoko, "Need to shut up.

Kyoko snorts in fury, but no longer argues with Kulren.


06:09:58 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

*So he thinks every single human should be anhilated until extinction because a woman broke up with him. I'm sorry Kyoko, but that just sounds childish. Doesn't matter how old you are.* "hi fives senturu and efrandor"


07:26:25 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Senturu:

we humans are a crazy species. we do things others may think stupid. but matter to us. because she left you ment that she found someone who could please her ya know wat i mean yea...


08:14:43 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

Uhhh Senturu I wouldn't be too forward. I don't know if I'd be able to bring you back if Kyoko got upset....
(Edited by Mr. Blessed Zeratul 12/9/2006 8:15:03 AM)


08:31:31 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Senturu:

you mean i cant be a dragoon?


10:05:26 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

Dragoons are mighty and proud warriors.


(Edited by Mr. Blessed Zeratul 12/9/2006 10:06:00 AM)


11:35:10 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Senturu:

and im not?

*starts crying*


16:29:34 Dec 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

*gives Senturu a beer, gives Zerathul a slap for being mean, gives himself a beer for being kind to Senturu.*


19:03:41 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father admires the long white fox tail, thinking to himself: "Hmmm... now if only I had that to decorate my shoulders, how the ladies would fawn over me then! I like pie, thought fox tails may taste better. I wonder how demons taste, I hope they cook well...." and so on. He then takes out a butter knife from one of is coat pockets and proceeds to very stealthily cut the tail off the guy whos wearing it.*

"Don't mind me, I'm just standing around here for fun..."


19:38:57 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

I wasn't being rude to you Senturu, I was saying, before Efrandor rudely interrupted me by smacking me across my face, that Dragoons are mighty and proud warriors. I never said that Senturu was not any of these. Now may I have a beer?


19:53:26 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kyoko suddenly smacks Father, sending him flying for miles. The tail suffers no damage, despite Father's attempt. Kyoko then turns away, gazing at Zeratul. It's easily noted how energy of holy origin is starting to gather around Kyoko.


20:01:43 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

Is the energy you're gathering supposed to threaten me Kyoko?


20:53:20 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father comes back looking pissed.*

"That tail is mine boy! It's hunting time!"

*Father takes out his bow and arrow set he got as a wee boy at the begginning of time (=D). He then pincushions Kyoko with arrows and then cuts the tail off of him. Father drapes it on his shoulders and beautiful women suddenly start entering the tavern to admire it.*

"Phear me puny mortals!!!"


21:38:25 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kyoko suddenly appears behind Father, ripping out his heart and force feeding it down Father's throat. Afterwards, the tail around Father's shoulder vanishes as a new one appears on Kyoko. Kyoko gazes at Father's lifeless corpse before kicking it, sending it failing several hundred miles into the forest. Kyoko walks out of the tavern, just outside the door before summoning a white ball of energy several miles in diameter and throwing it where Father landed. Kyoko walks in, passing Raij who is counting on his fingers, "3.... 2...... 1....."

The first thing everyone noticed was the silence. A super-fast wave passed through the tavern and all sound died, even as Necosta moved her mouth to speak to Kulren. Then, the sonic explosion rocked the tavern, winds exceeping three hundred miles an hour whipping by. The ground near the tavern cracked and fissured under the sheer force of the attack. Dael and Kulren looked out the door and could only gape. A massive hole to the center of the planet now sat where Father had landed. Columns of lava and flame flew out as the planet was already healing the scar.

Dael and Kulren turned to gaze at Kyoko in shock and fear, but the kitsune god is now having a slight smile on his face. Kyoko then chuckles, "Maybe you're right Kulren... I feel much better after that..." Kyoko then grabbed a bottle of sake and took a sip, ignoring everyones' staring.


21:49:40 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Father:

*A light suddenly sourrounds Father. His wounds heal to a close and in seconds he is up and about again. He then sneaks up to Kyoko and steals a small white ball from him. Father laughs.*

"Hahahahahahaha..."

*He then cries.*

"Wawawawawawa...."

*He then summons a pack of cute little puppies with razor sharp fangs and sicks them on Kyoko.*

"Get him boys! And keep the tail intact!"


22:44:18 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kyoko kills all the puppies with a glowing, white whip that extends from his fingers before gazing at Father with a bored look. Suddenly, the puppie's corpses heave before their corpses rise and turn, glowing dark red eyes, resembling dark, lit coals, fall on father. The undead pups begin to growl as they begin to circle Father.

Kyoko, in the meantime, has his arms at his sides, watching his new undead minions begin to close in on the pathetic gnat that was hardly worth Kyoko's effort in defeating. As the pups lunged, Kyoko began to open a massive black portal, the swirling energy sending out massive waves of demon energy.


23:10:11 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father realizes too late that this demon was not a Kitsune at all, but just another demon like the rest of thosoe drunkards by the table to his right. Father crooks his finger and suddenly a giant fire-breathing elephant leaps out from the demonic portal. It spews it's feces all over the place and eats all the undead puppies. Then it leeaps back into the portal and disappears. The portal also winks out of existance.*

*Father yawns and summons larger dogs and tells them to run around Kyoko. Knowing that wouldn't work, he also takes out his hunting bow and strikes a sexy pose. His sheer sexiness overwhelms the fox demon and it shrivels and dies knowing that it will never be as sexy as Father.*

*Father laughs.*

"Hahahahahahahaha..."



00:49:30 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

*Laughs heartily* "Do you realize even that won't stop Kyoko?"


01:06:39 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

"Fool," Kyoko's voice calmly whispers into Father's ear before slashes out of nowhere begin tearing at Father's body. An invisible force sends Father flying into the wall, where the mauling continues. The then the air warps and bends until a ghost of Kyoko's face appears, his 'arms' running the entire tavern as his claws, made of the air itself, rise and fall, slashing Father and sending him sailing to the side.


01:24:05 Dec 10th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*see's kyokos tail and realizes that father had the right idea*

i want that too

*pulls out his sword and slices off his tail. after picking it up, he walks into the shadows and dissapears*


03:13:03 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Unfortunately, Kyoko is mearely air, meaning the tail Senturu grabbed dissipitates within moments.

In the meantime, Kyoko continues slashing Father, and smashing him against the wall, Father being completely unable to fight Kyoko in his air-bourne state.


04:48:41 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Blessed Zeratul:

*Focuses his energy..... then sends a pulse through the tavern forcing Kyoko into the physical realm*


04:51:05 Dec 10th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*as the pulse went through the tavern, everyone could see senturu dangling from the rooftop.*

dang everyone can see me.


07:19:53 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Suddenly, a black portal opens up under Kyoko and he vanishes into it. Dael and Kulren look at one another. Then, the portal fluxuates before a massive, muscular Hell Draogn climbs out. His brows are ridged with sharp, ivory spikes and a long horn protrudes from his face, just between his brow and snout. The demon rose, the black armor underneath it's shifting black arcane-style robes giving it an unusual appearance. The massive wings behind him were folded. The demon walked to the bar and looked at Dael. Dael and this demon shared a heated gaze before Dael spoke, "I thought you'd stay dead... Then again, you never played fair to begin with..."

The Hell Dragon shook his head and looked at Dael, his amber eyes having flecks of red, "I made a bargain with the Crystal Arch. I delivered them a broken Kyoko for a new chance at life... I have no intention of starting our old fued, Dael... You've changed..."

Dael spoke, "Time does that... Even to a demon... Karnilthar..."

Raij leans over to Kulren, "Who's this?"

Kulren spoke, "Trust me, you don't want to know..."

Raij blinks, "Okay... I'll.. Trust you there..."

Karnilthar, however, looks up at Senturu, "Can I get some water?"


(Edited by Mr. Kulren Drathor 12/10/2006 7:20:20 AM)


07:55:41 Dec 10th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*attempts to reach down at the glasses.*

uhhh..hmm......uhhh can someone cut me down? im kinda stuck up here

 


13:23:37 Dec 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

*Looks up at Senturu*

- Hihihihihihi

*Goes to the bathroom to chill..*


14:02:39 Dec 10th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father gets up and goes about his business of getting drunk.*

"Darn, I really wanted that tail..."


18:12:47 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Karnilthar lifts his hand and Senturus lowers to the ground, landing on his feet. Dael raises a brow, "Last time I checked, you slammed people into things with that."

"Like you said.. Time improvements people... Even demons.." Karnilthar looks at Dael.

Dael just snorts, turning away. Domses sighs, "We're gonna have a fight again, aren't we? Dael Drathor versus Karnilthar Drathor, front row seats, free..." The tone was sarcastic.

Kulren chuckles and Raij laughs. Necosta scowls, such a battle between Dael and Karnilthar, last time, nearly destroyed Hell itself. She couldn't imagine the effects on the mortal realms.


00:55:00 Dec 11th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*gets Karnilthar his water*

and where did Efrandor go? im gonna beat him silly for leaving me up there

*heads to the bathroom*

ah ha. your mine Efrandor

*sounds of someone getting beat up*


01:05:45 Dec 11th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

*Sounds of someone crying*

*Sight of Senturu running out of the toilett*

*Sounds of someone laughing*

Sight of Efrandor walking out the toilett smiling*

- Come on Senturu, come back, let's ahve a drink together, stop fooling around, I didn't hit you that hard! Come on, I'll buy ou a beer!?


01:32:55 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

"Are those two normally like this?" Karnilthar asks Dael.

Dael nods silently, chuckling at the two mortals and their antics. Karnilthar rolls his eyes, "I really pity you..."

Dael laughs even harder. Kulren speaks, "Gramps, don't start!"


03:55:44 Dec 11th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*still crying*

just you wait. ill get you

*walks to the corner and grabs two  padded bats. throws one to Efrandor*

bring it on. you are going down muahahahahahahahah

*begins to beat Efrandor in the head with the padded bat*


04:55:53 Dec 11th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father takes out his own padded bat and joins in the fun.*

*Too bad for Senturu and Efrandor Father's padded bat is padded with cold steel.*


06:49:08 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Karnilthar shakes his head before walking over to the long forgotten pool table. Karnilthar spoke, "Hey Dael... Pool game? Hell's Championship rules?"

Dael shrugs and walkes over, cracking his hands. Dael leans down, taking the first shot and speaks, "Six ball right far pocket, five ball middle left, four ball left far pocket."

Karnilthar speaks, "Fifty you don't make that shot..."

Dael shoots and hits every single hole with the correct ball. Dael holds out his hand, "Pay up, pops..."

"Grrrr... You lucky son of a-" Karnilthar fetches his gold pouch and hands the coins to Dael before taking aim himself.


07:24:37 Dec 11th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

*Abit slow with understanding what is going on, ut once Senturu start*beep*ting him with the padded bat he starts to realise, he falls to the ground after Senturu hit him in the head for the fifth time, he takes the bat and tries to chop of Sentis feets, it pretty much fails, but hey, here comes Father, maybe those feets will come off!*

- Hmm, no.

*Senturu have already started hitting Father instead, Father is now in a coma sitting on a chair upsidedown, Efrandor still tries to chop his feets of..*

- Sentie, got a sword?

'He hits Edrandor in the head and then gives him a sword, a turkish one.*

- Cool, thanks.

*Efrandor chops Fathers feets of.*

- Chop, he says to make it sound cool.


07:29:09 Dec 11th 06 - Sir Senturu:

*after watching Efrandor chop off Faters feet he decides to stop this madness. senturu then pulls out a wooden bat, and continues to beat Efrador over the head.


14:20:02 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Karnilthar lands two balls in the pockets, exactly where he said they would go.

Dael shrugs before taking aime, speaking, "13 far left, 11 right here under my chin, 9 will go to the middle left and the number 1 ball will go to the middle right."

Karnilthar chuckles, "Three hundred, you don't make that shot."

Dael hits the cue ball and lands all four balls where he said he would. Karnilthar snarls as he has to pay Dael.... Again.

Karnilthar then asks, "Have you been taking lessons from Tasthos?"

"Yep."

"Figures..." Karnilthar snorts in aggrivation as he looks over possible shots.


21:50:20 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Tolondrius:

A dark figure walks into the taverne not looking at anyone. He walks up to the bar and askes for a beer in a bitter lifeless like voice.


21:53:46 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Dael immediately looks at Tolondrius, eyes wide, "Oh no... It's Dark Lord Tolondrius! RUN FOR YOUR FRACKIN' LIVES!!!"

Domses, not prepared for this, jumps and spills his beer into his lap. As Domses comically waddles to the bathroom, Dael, Kulren, and Karnilthar are unable to stop laughing.


21:58:04 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Tolondrius:

Drinking his beer not even paying attention to Domses then looks at Dael, "If you're going to say my name then atleast have the courtesy to say it right," -sighs,".... Its Lord Tolondrius the Dark."
(Edited by Mr. Tolondrius 12/11/2006 10:00:35 PM)


22:09:40 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Dael gives Tolondrius a look as he puts the stick behind him, "Naaaah... Dark Lord sounds better. Eight ball, corner pocket."

When the ball fell into the hole, Dael held out his hand, "Game and match, pay up pops."

Karnilthar snorts as he pays Dael, "You and your dratted luck!"

Dael grabs himself some wine and taking a sip before speaking, "Now if only the others from METAL were here, huh?"


22:14:27 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Tolondrius:

That would be a fine treat to see everyone again. But we have bigger matters at hand. I recieved word that our old friend Zeratul had fallen in battle. Is this true?


(Edited by Mr. Tolondrius 12/11/2006 10:15:05 PM)


00:08:54 Dec 12th 06 - Sir Senturu:

no man he is like a god. he cant die muahahahaha. j/k. and you didnt pay for your beer


00:51:15 Dec 12th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kulren spoke, "Unfortunately, Zeratul was defeated, temporarily." Kulren gives a toothy grin, "That's the cool thing about being allies with a demon, we'll ressurect your ass if you die..."

Karnilthar, in the meantime, dropped gold on the counter.


03:48:49 Dec 12th 06 - Sir Senturu:

thank you.

*snatches the gold.*

wait so if i die you will resurect me right?


04:46:31 Dec 12th 06 - Mr. Kulren Drathor:

Kulren gazes at Senturu a moment before shrugging, "Ah.. Maybe once or twice."

"Psf... Over a bottle of blood wine?" Khoth rolls his eye.

"HEY!! THAT'S GOOD STUFF!!" Kulren snaps at Khoth.


04:48:47 Dec 12th 06 - Mr. Tolondrius:

Finishes downing his beer and walks over to the pool table.


13:40:28 Dec 12th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

*Stands still while Senturu keep*beep*ting him with the wooden bat..*

- Cool, they play pool here, nice..

*Efrandor goes to the game area, Senturu follows and keep hitting him.*

- Hi guys, may I join?

*They all look upon Efrandor in disgust and then give him a pool-sticky-thingy:*

- Thanks..   So, I the far left corner I will get a duck, in the far right corner I will get two ducks, in the middle elft corner a two story building, in the middle right building all of your mothers, in the close left hole I will get my mom and in the close right hole I will put this white ball, ok...?

*They all agree and understands Efrandor really is sick...  he hits the white ball, and a duck goes in, two ducks go in, a two story building, your mothers, my mom and...   as a grand finalle the white ball goes in to the close right hole.*

- WTF!?!?

- Waiiit, wait wait, here omes the best part..

*From the hole the white ball entered a rabbit jumps up and starts stripping..*

- Cool huh...?

*Efrandor goes to sit and drink another beer, Senturu still follow him hitting him..*


18:24:08 Dec 12th 06 - Sir Father:

*Father stares entranced by the grotesque display of the stripping rabbit, as it's skin and fur comes off Father starts throwing up on the pool table.*

"Arrghh..."

*Father hits Efrandor with his metal bat and steals Efrandor's pants.*


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