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*gets a round for everyone*

ok this place is turning into a mad house

So that's how everyone relax... Have one on the house by me then! Only one round though...

*Looks over at Senturu who is bringing over 10 drinks*

"Hey man, thanks, I've been thinking as well. How would you feel if I bought that room over there off of you and made it into Scientist Private room in the Tavern. People would be welcome to come in, and of course drinks are from your bar, just means I have somewhere quiet to retreat to when things get noisy like they have been lately. What do you say kind chap? Bit of extra cash coming your way, you could really spruce the place up a bit"

*Sits back and waits for Senturus answer*

im a wizard. boo yaaa. and as for selling you part of the tavern. you'll have to take it up with the owner of the tavern. the man who started this thread. :)

( sleeping in chair ) Huh..... (woke up ) What's happening here? Oh... Need more beer... What's that room over there for?

I see.... If I had more gold, I would gladly sponsor some comfy chairs for you guys. Unfortunately, this trip I'm doing is going to take most of my gold away. The next trip back here, I'll bring some chairs... And more gold for beer...

*Looks suprised at Efrandor*

"Easy there man, don't go getting any wrong impressions now, just because I let you come in here, doesn't mean your getting anything other than drinks."

*Calls for more drinks to be delivered to the room*

Wow... I never knew wizards could cast such futuristic technology... You can cast it again right? I feel like smashing it...

Dangit! I wanted to smash the TV! I.... Need.... To throw something!!! (accidently throws to Sir Scientist's direction) uh... whoops...

*Get*beep* by Hadriel throwing throw.*

- Noooooo!!!  MY BEEER!!!    MIIIIIISSSSYYYY!!!!!! 

*Out of nowhere Efrandor wife pops up and attacks Hadriel with claws and teeths.*

- Teach him a lesson, he ruined my Mariestads!!

*julius walks in all depressed*

*julius says in a depressing voice*

bar tender 1 scotch plz*sighs*

i cant bielieve how imature some people are,no offence but just to say my brother(sadly elendai) is inactive

- Girl!   Who are you calling a girl!   She's a cat! Come here baby..   *Effies wife goes to him leaving Hadriel with some bones fewer.*

- Was that man mean to you..?   yes, he is very mean, but we do not listen to their kind, no no, we stick for ourselves and with people that got beer.  Yeees, that's right baby love.  I have to get another beer, wait for me here girl, kiss kiss hug hug kiss.  *Leaves for the bar in a "loving" state.*

- Hello Sentie, she's a beauty isn't she, oh my, can you imagine, 13 years already, time do pass by quickly, well anyway, another Mariestads please, put it on Scientist please...

[I listen to most names as long as I know they are talking aboutme...]

ok thats it. someone broke my plasma and i was watching my favorite movie. so who's gonna get it first, huh? ok. i pick. scientist. cuz you threw the bottle.

*grabs his big beating club and proceedes to lay a beat down on scientist. senturu then turnes to Hadriel and curb stomps him*

ok anyone else need me to beat the crap outa em? ok then. if you dont mind.

*senturu walks into theback room and comes out with another tv*

much better.

*julius laughs at scientist after the beating*

HAHA so looks like the scientist has turned away into his little cubicule with his 56" plasma screen tv

*walks up to senturu and wispers in his ear*

"dosent he ow u a plasma screen tv''

*grabs senturus club from the corner of the bar and hands it to him wondering if hes going to go steal scientists tv*

*Scientist leans out of his little room and looks over at Julius Ceaser*

"I don't owe him anything, in fact he owes me for when he threw me out of the window for trying to stop Efrandor doing inappropriate things with Isis. Besides this room is magically sealed, didn't really think that I was completely useless did you?"

*Looks over at Hadriel*

"You put the idea of throwing things into my head, I'm easily influenced, so its your fault."

*Head disappears behind the curtain and the curtain glows a kind of reddish colour*

magic eh?. allrighty.

*senturu walks over to the room and places his hands on the walls*

we'll see how strong your magic is

*in a sudden flash of light the walls of the small room became transparent. and the door became magicly sealed.*

ahh much better. no beer for you.

also you had nasty thoughts about isis and i know it. :P

*Scientist stand and stares at the magic seal around the door, suddenly his face turns angry*

"Nobody locks me anywhere and nobody can better my magic!!"

*With a lift of his arms the transparent walls explode outwards sending everything flying, the magically sealed door burns up in an inferno fireball and out steps Scientist*

"Now who wants a drink? Oh, and Senturu, I suggest that you clean this place up a bit, it looks a mess."

*Once again stops in the middle of the love act and looks at Hadriel, looks back at the cat and then back again at Hadriel.*

- Euhm..  Because we are married of course...!?  Now let us...    ...talk in peace...

*goes and slaps scientist and then shoots him out the window*

hey senturu can i be a bartender for u? i need a job i just lost my job in leading the roman empire danm basterds i got them like so much of europe

Brashen walks into the tavern, looks bewildered at what everyone was just doing.
He goes over to a table and sits down and just keeps an eye on what is going on around him.

HEHEHAHAHAHA MUHAHHAHAH jibbymaster laughs uncontrollably in the corner staring at a ant

HEY!!! You forgot your laurel wreath (I think it's spelt like that) Julius... Let me join in too...

*walkes in door*  hail everyone!!  Whats the problem here?

so uh senturu can i be a bartender? and can u tell me when dak promoted u 2 being 1?

well what page its on?

- Thanks Sentie, we were getting thirsty here.

*Looks at Julius and walks up to him..*

- Listen, Drakos is gone, Senturu has this place now, aight!  Now take a beer!