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*grabs Efrandor and pulls him off of spoon.. then grabs spoon and shoves him under the tap*

drink till you cant read

*starts up the tap and gallons of beer flow into Spoons mouth*

hello all im new to this town can i get a drink please.

Hey look a distraction.

*Senturu looks where yoshintaku is pointing*

*pushes spoon out of the way and starts drinking the beer*

*Does the "Arnie" to the bathroom.*

- Boom boom boom!!  Hit that rack, kill that rack, teach that rack!!  Can I have the club please oh please Senturu...? *Rubs the nose with a finger.*

*Scientist walks in*

/Drinks for everyone please barkeep!

*Walks over to Efrandor*

Hey man here have a nice large one on me.....

*Hands Efrandor a glass filled to the brim with a green liquid*

You sure that wasn't me many years ago. I do remember having evil tendancies back then.........

*Sits there and thinks back to his past with a huge grin on his face*

'now now Effie, no need to be greedy, I may be rich but my lands are slowly becoming few and far apart. I think that it would be best if you only had the one, other wise you may lose your nose again'

*Scientist hints down to under the table where he has an array of surgery tools*

*Looks at the puddle slowly forming under Efrandors chair*

'Barkeep would you like to check this persons ID, they seem to still need a diaper so I'm not sure that they should be drinking'

*Sneakily slides the drink back that he gave Efrandor just to make sure he isn't arrested for supplying alcohol to minors*

*Sneaks out to the bathroom, passing by the bar and takes some 'Mariestads' with him.*

- I just gotta....    check on something...   euhm...   I'll show ya the ID soon, aight...

*Looks down, looks at Tyra Jil.*

- Wow..  thanks babe, that was a big help...   well well..   *psscsht*

*Effie opens one of the Mariestads and starts drinking where he is..*

... ill chip in about 2,000 efrandor your tab is now

$4,832,293,289,926.79 sorry thats all i got =(

*Takes the club, hits Roman Paladin and gives the club to Senturu.*

- It's HIS club dammit!!  Ok Senturu, here's the deal... *hick*   i forgot my ID at home along with my wallet..  I know I know, it sounds rather weird, but it's true..   how about you just hit me with the club once or twice and then we're even..?  *hick hick....    ....  ....   ....hick*

Tyra'Jil glares at Roman Paladin before turning him into a bar rag for about an hour, afterwards, a bleeding, unclad, and unconcious Roman Paladin is handing upside down outside the tavern strung up upside down in the pouring rain.

Noyanna looks at her mate and speaks, "You're evil..."

Tyra'Jil growls, "He had it coming..."

*wakes up,bites the strings and falls on his head making him slightly dizzy then finds the door and falls through it*

 ok what ever here tyra jil

*hands tyra jill 10000 gold*plz dont do that again ok and effie shut up and stop talking to me if u want 10000 aswell...and senturu sorry about turning your bar into some kind of mosh pit thing *hands over 10000 gold*free beers on effie...i mean me

- Eeuhm....   I have noooo idea where your wallet is...   perhaps Sentie tought it was mine and took it for the bar tab...   euuhm...   who knows, hehe...  euhm.....

*Gets scared t odeath as Scientist gets closer..*

- Oooooh!!  You wanted to give me a beer, well wow thank you, you are SUCH a good pal!  *hick*  Could I get another one..? *hick*

hey Efrandor why does your wallet have a pic of Scientist? you two arnt.....yea....u know.....never mind i dont wanna know.

*takes the money out of it and hands it to Efrandor*

Roman no you cant use my club. and Efrandor cant use magic.

*hits roman several times with his club*

you must of done it and blame him for it

*shakes off the shells from the shot gun*

ouch that kinda hurt.

*procedes to beat the living crap outa Roman*

*Walks closer to Efrandor until towering over him and notices the wallet*

"So you do have my wallet!!"

*Grabs a keg of beer and puts it down next to Efrandor*

"Senturu, Efrandor managed to get a keg of beer from behind your bar, and he is a thief, stealing my wallet, your beer. What hasn't he stolen?"

*Sits down and angrily stares at Senturu*

- Well...   I guess I deserved that assload of beating didn't I...?  However, you could have saved my genitales as well...   me and my wife wanted another cat...  well well, I'll be happy if I can get a beer for the moment..

and uhmm y is effie still allowed to drink when he hasnt even payd all his tab???

he still ows u big time

$4,832,293,289,926.79

*Coughs some blood*

- Yes Paladin, since Senturu promised me to make my wife pregnant with another cat again I said it was ok..

*yells over to Isis*

um. what do you want? im over here ?

*Coughs some more blood*

- Hey kiddo! I would like to do some reference to sexual intercourse please!? Get over here!  *cough cough hick*

*Scientist stands up*

'Is that anyway to treat a lovely lady? To use such a forward approach with such a lady is just rude'

*Walks over to Isis*

'May I buy you your wine m'lady, it would be my pleasure'

*Pays Senturu for the wine and goes back to his table to sit down with his drink*

Oh Sir scientist, I am most flatered by your actions. Would you let me accompany on thy table?