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Ahkari's after image fades and Father doesn't notice, hitting his crotch with his own belt.

Meanwhile, Ahkari, standing next to dael with his arms crossed, now in a black wolf form with glowing red eyes with flames coming out of his eyes, speaks, "That was easy..."

Dael and Kulren are laughing their asses off. They just can't believe Father is getting owned so badly. Karsath walks in, just in time to witness Father hit is own privates, "Ohhhh... That's gotta hurt..."

Suddenly, Father's attack backlashes, and Father is the victim of his own attack. Ahkari chuckles as he grows a little larger and his mane glows brighter.

Dael shook hise had, eyes in the air, "Dense headed-"

Ahkari smirked, "Father, you need to pay attention. The more damage your try to do to me, in any form, the more powerful I get...  So you lose, period... Hm? IS THAT SAIJIKAN?!!" Ahkari screams, staring at that dragon corpse near Draconius.

*gets up*

well that was better,

*looks over at the boy*

god dammit. you sonofa*beep*. get da *beep* outa my tavern. your too young. if you say your old enuf to be here. then lets see some ID. if not then prepare to get beat like an unwanted red headed step child.

"I'd say 60 years ago if I don't miss my guess."

*Father smirks as he turns the wave of pain back again.*

"I think you may be a bit dense Ahkari, for if the attack backlashed at me then it means it didn't even damage you, so how can you have gotten stronger? So if you did get stronger it means my attack must have damaged you. And besides it's not damage, just pain. You know the difference between pain and actual damage right? Pain is just a warning that you are damaged."

let me see that.

*grabs the ID. looks closely at it...*

this is a fake. get da hell outa my tavern.

*Father, looking rather disappointed he won't be able to beat up the little kid anymore walks over and sits down at Scientist's table.*

"I'd like my steak sometime this week you know."

"Hey lady! I was trying to eat here!  Gaddanm insensitive people.... and  a pedophile too."

*Father walks over and attempts to cop a feel from Virris, she seems to welcome it. But at the last moment Father improvements his mind and sticks a pool cue up Kulren's ass instead.*

*Father takes out his Bow and Arrows set and takes aim at the giant wolf on the ceiling.*

"It's hunting time!!!"

*Father lets loose a volley of arrows aimed for the wolf on the ceiling.*

"Oh, and if you're looking to see who's going to be the winner of the Legion Battle Arena, thats going to be me."

*Father walks back in and sits down next to scientist again.*

"Hey senturu, how about a glass of milk for the puppy and his *beep*?"

(The *beep* is the short form for female dog, I don't know why it's beeped since it's actually correctly used in this case.)

(Edited by Sir Father 12/16/2006 3:44:00 AM)

"I bet on myself."

*Father releases a pack of dogs into the tavern. To you know, get rid of the fox, because foxes hate dogs, if they are controlled by a logical mind that is. You just can't reason with retards...*

"Do you want me to explain my son, well as you can see, even thought I am not a member of the Legion, due to certain circumstances, I shall be replacing one of the competitors who is in the Legion. Oh, and also, your wife hates you Ahkari, no offense it's intinctive for her, just know that no matter how close you two may be, deep down she will always have an instintual hatred for your kind."

*Father patiently waits for his steak.*

Kulren chuckles, "And the Viceroy of the Legion has just acted..."

Ahkari speaks, "So, Draconius is the Viceroy of the Legion... I knew the Legion had a viceroy, but since I haven't quite made it to Kulren's cities, I didn't know who."

Kulren spoke, "I'd trust Draconius with my life. But that is not why he managed to get his position."

Suddenly, Ahkari kicks Senturu in the head with such force, that it tears his head clean off his shoulders. The head rolls to Father's feet. Ahkari, meanwhile, brings a flaming foot up, cutting Senturu's body in half.

When, Ahkari at last stops moving, he's in the form of a twenty-two year old. On his bare back is a red phoenix. Ahkari's voice is almost as if he's possessed by another being, although Kulren knows this to be untrue, "Arrogant fool... Ahkari was simply playing around with you... I am not... Shut up, sit down, or die..."

"Blaze..." Kulren swallows, "Now you guys have gone and done it!"

*Father watches Draconius, entertained by the fool's hallucination at power, for it seems as if he thinks he has beaten up Father and threw him into a portal to the void. Ah, the dumb draconian. But as confirmed by Kulren, Father was still in the tavern, and Senturu's head was quite disgusting.*

*takes his beer and drinks it*

ok. let me see your ID now. you look about 21. but im not sure. and who the heck kicked me in the head?. im gettin kinda pissed.

so it was that Blaze *beep* who kicked me?.

*walks over to Blaze and kicks it*

ok im better now.

Ahkari snorts at Father before gazing out the window, ignoring him altogethor. Kulren blows air out of his mouth. Dael and Karnilthar had evaced the tavern the moment Ahkari became Blaze.

Only Kulren, Virris, and Necosta remained of the large group. And Kulren was thinking of just leaving the dimwitted mortals, and their planet, to whever fate Blaze would decide. Kulren didn't want to be on the recieving end of someone who could destroy an entire planet without so much as lifting a finger. Especially when Kulren couldn't do anything to stop Blaze from pulling it off.

Blaze looks at Fathere before the the being is thrown through the wall, fourteen trees, then makes a five mile impression on the side of the mountain, flames lighting his flight path.

Blaze turns and leans against the wall, arms crossed, eyes closed, and the only sound at his life is a low snarl in his throat.

Virris looks at Senturu, "Can I have a steak, medium rare with some tea? And don't touch my bare skin."

The instant father touched Virris's skin, he drops dead. Virris groans, putting a hand on her forehead and her eyes closed, ".........."

Necosta, meanwhile, pulls out Father's soul from midair and puts it back into his body, giving him life again. As she tosses him into a seat, she speaks, "Next time, don't do something she specifically warns you not to do. And she has no control over that power, by the way, and never will."

Again, Father drops dead. This time, however, Necosta just sits down across from Virris and speaks, "I'm not reviving him again..."

Kulren chuckles, eyes closed, "Ya think it's like he LOVES dying..."

*takes the stick from Father*

dont poke him.........its my turn anyway.

*starts poking Virris's skin*

Virris glares at both men. Suddenly, the door opens and in comes a young man with glowing blue eyes and white hair that hangs just below his collar. The moment he comes near, Kirvask and Khoth haul their scaley hides to the other side of the tavern. Even Kulren gives him a wide berth, eyes wide, "CHAOS!?!!"

Chaos, his black trenchcoat shifting, walks silently to the bar before looking at Senturu, "Water, if you would.."

Kirvask and Khoth both sneak out at this time. Dael himself murmurs to Kulren, "If those two dimwitts tick Chaos off-"

"Yeah, I'm the first one outta this dump..." Ahkari stated, "Man.. Not even I am crazy enough to take on what can not be even hurt."

"Yeah, and he'd destroy an entire planet just for the fun of it..." Kulren stated, "I've seen him do it..."

Sudden, Senturu is turned to stone. Strnagely, however, he's still able to be aware of whats happening.

Chaos turns and looks at Senturu, "No magic... No spells... No chants... It's not even a curse... It's a type of power you will never understand... True power... Power to think and inflict... I will decide when you can end your existance as that peice of rock..."

With that, Chaos turns and walks by Father, Virris, and Necosta. As he passes Necosta, Necosta turns her eyes from his, looking away, a sad look in her eyes.

Chaos turns Senturu into a frozen statue before chipping of the head and speaking, "I think I'll watch your head melt."

At this point, Virris and Ahkari bolt out the door, wanting to WELL out of Chaos's attack range.

Dael and Kulren continue playing pool, occasionally making sure that Chaos isn't about to destroy the entire planet.

In the meantime, however, Necosta notices Tidus gazing at her and asks, "What? Do I have something on my face?"