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listen drako's is off in a drunken stupur, i have no clue when he will return. so i have assumed the duties of barkeep

*senturu grabs his club and stares down at Julius very evil way*

now do you have a problem with that?

*Backs up Senturu.*

- You better give us protection money young sir, we wouldn't want anything to happen to ya now would we. *hick*

- Senturu, another Mariestads please..

[OOC: I'm working on a little special thing for the tavern, it will be very lovely^^]

so effie u almost died but senturu saved your ass with his good old spoon

*Goes up on the side of Senturu, puts his hands around his shoulder and puts Senturus hand around Efrandors shoulder.*

- Yea, he shaved...  *cough* saved me, imagine if he wouldn't, this place would probably have thousands of customers all the time, money rolling in, Senturu being a rich man with plenty of biatches alongside of him, wow Senturu, without me you would have the tie of your life, that's really something, thanks for saving me!  oh yea, about that credit..  May I have another beer, I'm going home tomorrow, can pick up some money then..

- Wow, Scientist, I wondered where you went, welcome back.  We are talking old memories here. Pff, don't mind that Julius guy, a man with a name that sounds like a girl got nothing to put up with, you just gotta show who's in charge!  Now Scientist, pay for those beers.

*Gives Senturu a piece of paper from a book.*

- Sorry, the one without ink is the only one I got left...  But it was a good book.

*looks over at Efrandor*

a friend of yours?

*Scientist looks over at Reaper of Lost Souls who has just shattered the peacefulness that was the taverne*

"Now someone is disturbing the peace!!"

*Scientist stands and raises his arms, as he does so he hovers into the air and lands next to Reaper of Lost Souls*

"Welcome to the Taverne, allow me to greet you and to give you a drink, now settle down"

*Scientist waves his hand and sends Reaper flying towards a chair where he sits. Then a drink follows that and lands on the table in front of Reaper*

"There, much better, only room for one loud person in this bar, isn't that right Efrandor?"

*Scientist walks back over to his table and sits down once more*

"Hey Senturu, could I offer you a seat and a drink, just have a break"

*Looks over at Efrandor who is currently thrusting on Senturus leg, while pretending to cut him down using his 'saw'*

"Nothing Efrandor, never mind, carry on with what you are doing......"

......... I'm just sitting here and nobody even realises I'm here.... (Takes a deck of cards out and starts playing Solitaire by himself) Beer here please...

ok. if u pay 1/4 of what Efrandor Owes ill let ya back in.

*gets everyone a drink again*

na. i like my job

- We know eachother, it's like totally ok. *hick*

*Scientist stands and the Taverne falls silent*

"Hey I'm not that bad, only if people annoy me will things get nasty, other than that I'm a nice guy"

*Walks towards the bathroom door*

"Hey Efrandor, I'm going to be busy a while, do what you like and drink what you like, I'll pick up the tab for them while I'm away."

- Better make it ten..  I'm getting the munchies and that always happen when I'm starting to get sober, we wouldn't want that now would we.

Cool *walks over to a table and sits* Hey senturu, mind dunking him into some ice water? *points at Reaper of lost souls, who has apparently thrown up, then fallen asleep*

Alright then *walks over to the sink and fills a bucket.  turns around and places it in front of Reaper*  You know what? im felling mean today, sorry reaper. *throws water all over reaper's face then smacks him upside the head with the bucket* Ouch...

*Scientist looks over at the havoc that Efrandor caused and waves his hand at Senturus bat. It flies across the room hitting Efrandor in the head with immense speed. Scientist then sits there drinking while Efrandor looks around for who just threw the bat at him*

"Yeah I could go for some of your fine cuisine good man. Whats the best you can come up with?"

OW!  Efrandor, jeez, why, pray tell, did you just suddenly get the need to attack me?  *pulls out club*  Now i gotta hit you back... sorry man, but you asked for it. *hits Efrandor so hard that he flies out of the nearest window*  ty for help, by the way scientist, next drink is on me.

*Sits outside the window in a pile of mudd with a beer in his hands.*

- Well that little peice of sheit!

*He quickly gets up, picks up his head, puts it on his shoulders, drinks the beer jumps in from the window brings up a shot gun steps up to Cooper.*

- You just overstepped the line kiddo!

*Puts the barrel to one of the knees and pulls the trigger.*

KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Cooper screams; "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!"

- Fecking right, now Senturu, give Coopers beer he just ordered in to me instead. He won't need it for a while.

*gets back up because Efrandor cannot aim* Sonofa... ok, so that's how u like it, huh fecker.  Haha, all right then *pulls out BFG* Fire One!! *shoots Efrandor who gets his head blown into oblivion*  Fire Two!! *shoots off Efrandor's right leg* Fire Three!! *shoots off Efrandor's left leg* Well, that was fun *puts BFG away, picks up senturu, and throws him down a well*  Get up after that!

Yep, saving that one shot just in case he tries comin' back in... o, and about the gun, you want one, i know a pal of mine who just makes em' (the problem is that his guns only shoot 'taters) but other than that, nobody else exept me, and i just make them to shoot people that really get me mad.  A BFG will solve almost any porblem...*gets dreamy look on face, and starts to zone out*

Save your breath and stop moving Cooper, I've seen that spell before... You'll live longer if you stop moving... BTW, what's the guns REAL name? My friends usually call it the"Big F*ing Gun" I would really want to know what it's original name is (unless that IS it's original name)

You know scientist, there is one thing you forgot.*Starts rolling the bubble around, causing mass mayhem*  Bubbles are round, therefore, they roll. *rolls on top of scientist.*  Now, could you let me out of this bubble, or do you want me to continue crushing you?  *sits down in bubble and waits for scientist's answer*

YES im a bartender i even got the mssg from drakos =P

*Scientist slides out from under the bubble which Senturu stopped moving while it was on top of him*

"Slightly uncomfortable in there, looks like it is an even battle, neither of you has turned blue yet. We'll keep this little contest going a bit longer"

*Scientist sits on a barstool and orders a round for him and Effie*