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Tyra'jil growls low in his throat before creating a magic field around himself and Noyanna, who is snuggled up against him, her head resting on his armored chest. Tyra'Jil then begins to write a series of runes and glyphs in midair.

*Wipes Efrandors blood off himself and onto Efrandors nice white jacket without him noticing*

'Why, I would most kindly welcome you at this here table m'lady'

*Stands and pulls out a chair gesturing Isis to sit*

*takes the seat Scientist offers*

I just got a drink from Sir Scientist, but your title sure looks fancy. You may by me a drink for sure when I finished me whine. I sure hope that you don't want to end up with a drunk girl, or am I wrong?

*me takes the club and beats Elendai. once finished with him he takes his potions*

thanks i was running out of em :)

*adds some hard core whisky to the beers* :)

*Scientist turns around and sees Efrandor sat at his table*

"Effie, get over here now!!"

*Scientist stands leaning again the bar staring coldly at Efrandor as he responds*

*Quickly looks up at Scientist and his evil eyes..*

- Oh *beep*, he says to himself.  Euhmmm...  I'm just gonna be a sec, he says like a gentleman to Isis, help yourselves with the beer in the meanwhile, I'll be right back baby. *blink blink*

*Efrandor starts walking towards Scientist by the bar, once getting close he runs back fast as hell, takes one of the beer, lifts up Isis, starts running, stops, goes back takes the other beer and starts running for the stairs.*

- I loooooove her!! *hick*

*hands Hadriel his beer*

lol well it seems that Efrandor is gonna get lucky.

hey scientist here's his wife's number :)

*hands Scientist Mrs. Efrandor's number*

*Scientist walks over to a door in the far corner of the room and as soon as the door shuts a bright light can be seem illuminating the edge of the door*

"Now Effie, lets talk!!"

*Scientist towers over Efrandor who is just entering a bedroom with Isis*

"You never even asked her if she wished to come upstairs with you, you just grabbed her and ran. Is that anyway to treat a lady like m'lady Isis?"


*Scientist stands there looming over Efrandor who still has Isis in his arms*

*Scientist slams the door down and pulls Efrandor off of Isis*

"When she says yes, you may. I still don't believe your ID and so I'm not even sure you are old enough to be doing this with girls.......SENTURU!!!"

*Waits for Senturu to enter the room or for Isis to consent*

- It's alright now Isis, Scientist here tried to steal you, I brought you hear for protection, Scientist is a wicked and evil man indeed, I have called for Senturu our barkeeper/security guard, he should be here any moment now..

*senturu enters the room*

there he is

*grabs Scientist*

thought you could kidnap my customers eh. well u thought wrong

*throws Scientist out the open window*

no worries. ill make sure your left alone Isis.

*grabs Efrandor by the collar.*

out u go

*throws him out the window.*

if you need anything just ask. ill charge Scientist and Efrandor for any of your needs

"Sorry Effie, I have other plans"

*Scientist steps off into the shrubs and a bright white light illuminates the area*

Meanwhile inside the Taverne

*A bright light appears once more around the doorway in the corner of the room*

"Dan that hurt"

*Out stepped Scientist*

"Senturu you really should of listened to me, I was trying to stop Efrandor from abusing the lovely young lady. But instead you go and throw out the innocent party and then throw a bloody drunk on my head. I will take a drink for the lovely Isis and a scotch for myself. I will be at my table and you can give Isis her drink where ever she is."

*Scientist sits down at his table and rubs his head*

*Scientist looks over at Senturu who is behind the bar*

"Man, Efrandor is upstairs trying things on with Isis again. I can see the ladder outside the window. I suggest you go up and sort him out otherwise you may lose Isis as a customer here"

*Carries on drinking*

"Thanks you Senturu, at least now I do not have to worry about Efrandor stealing my wallet again and abusing Isis"

*Scientist orders another round and one for Senturu*

as long as you keep ur hands where i can see em you will be fine :)

*Puts the hand on the bardisk and puts the legs around Isis.*

- So...  are you single....?

*Sees Scientist getting angry.*

- Now now Scientist, I ordered a new round, you may take on of those beers, I'll pay for them, it's coll aight..?   ok, good, now please, let me talk to my girl here...

*Looks at Senturu, looks at Isis, takes away the legs..  looks at the boobs of Isis, puts the legs back..*

- Girl or not, bigger boobs then mine.

"screams at the sound of the balloon and falls off stool"

"Hey whats all this racket cant a man drink in peace"

*Scientist looks round at the sound of Efrandor screaming*

"Whats going on?"

*Notices that Isis is being made out to be a man*

"Ok fair enough, but really Efrandor is there any need for the loud screams? Just because you have found out that you have been trying to abuse a man, what do you keep on trying to do to Senturu when he isn't looking? It is no different."

*Scientist looks at his empty glass and then round at Senturu*

"Make it another round for me, I could do with the drink"

*Looks round at Efrandor*

"Yeah well man, you've still got plenty of friends around to give you support. I won't help you with any of your sexual problems mind."

*Scientist orders Senturu and Efrandor a drink of their choice*

Ms.Man walks in from the wall, mumbling to himself "Stupid walkthrough walls spell..." Before setting at the tavern counter.

"My my what do we have her, hmm yes for sure! Brandy, lovely brandy...FOR EVERY ONE!" Ms.Man yelled as he jumped from his seat, he was odd...energitic to for a drow.

"Right now a round for all will ya..." Ms.Man desides outloud dropping many coins onto the counter, some bouncing wildly off and onto the floor "And not get skimpy!"

*Receives the Mariestads Scientist is paying for and hears Isis talk and looks at her.*

- Well well, I wonder who's fault that may be!!  *Opens the beer and drinks it all in a microsecond.*  *hick hick*

Ill just have a beer plz.