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Ye Olde Taverne
03:56:40 Sep 1st 06 - Mr. Honor:

that story is da bomb


13:18:37 Sep 6th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

Aight, I'll just use it for a essay in school then..


09:18:48 Sep 16th 06 - Mr. Lithlego:

As Lithlego once again wears his armour of red and white, he could not but wonder how the battle situation have changed so much. His old battle mates from the days of lightning are all but gone, save a few, who had been summoned by the old king.

Walking slowly to the taverne, a smile goes across his face, as he sees some old friends playing a fool, though such acts are meant to shield cunning and intent. Thinking about the battles in this era again, he was puzzled by the alliances that was formed and broken up. Only the alliances of the blue, whom so many had admired, with the same proportion of people viewing them with disdain, had held fast. Their warriors had changed names, and attempted to cover their past, but yet their loyalty to each other showed, and thus, their identities betrayed.

Ordering an ale, he sees the green flag bearing a curious figure in a strange posture. Immediately, a lot of people in the taverne reacted angrily, mostly admirers of the Blues. As the green flag bearer paraded down the streets, taunting the virtues of being smart and wise, and therefore, winning and deserving the ultimate prize bestowed by the God Zeta, he wonders where has modesty and honesty been in the minds and hearts of the populace. Downing another mug of ale, he realises that all this while, he had never supported the Blues full-heartedly, nor had he supported the Greens either. A sense of guilt and cowardice creeps up his body, which he quickly suppress with yet another mug of ale...

Lithlego sure needs more than Efrandor and Senturu to cheer him up now...


20:35:48 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Looks at Lithlegos sad face and walks up to him*

- Take this drink, it's the only thing around now that might cheer you up, we are living in dark times...           Dark times indeed.

- Have to go now, need to find my elk.

*Sadly walks away*


20:58:45 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Kain:

Kain walks in, "waddly waddly wata wata wat, wa wat waddla waddie!" he screamed. What he really said was there was a wizard that casted a spell on his voice so that only nonsense came out. he also gave him huge crab claws. "woob woob woob woob!" he wailed as he scuttled away.

The whole tavern then exploded, and there were no more posts. and kain lived happily ever after.

(I dont like this thead, it looks at me funny)


21:05:39 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

Sorry kain, you can't always get what you want, there will always be something that looks funny on you.

(I like this thread, it looks at me funny)


21:17:33 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Dark Mielo:

Luckely Mielo is an skilled engineer ... Rebuilded the place on the body of Kain ... So he could never speak again into Ye new Taverne ..

(don't mess with the funny looking thread)


21:42:19 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Kain:

A wizard ressurected his body. Kain had decided that the tavern may stay, because he liked the beer there. he came there often, ordering a plate of fries and a glass of beer. He was no longer bothered by the thread, because he had already beat it in the face.

(you guys are turtles)


21:48:39 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- Turtles are green, I like green, says Efrandor with booze raining from his lips and eyes.


22:05:07 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Dark Mielo:

us turtles salute you with one bucket of ale pressed to our lips

 

 


22:11:10 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Honor:

*honor jumps up and does a roundhouse kick.*

go mutant ninja turtles.

*jumps up and does another kick, this time kicking Efrandor in the head*

woops srry bout that man........*slips Efrandor a gold coin* we uhh.....dont need  to bring in any police now do we?


22:14:07 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Dark Mielo:

*as result of this action Mielo was laughing that much that he was choking into his bucket of ale*


22:15:12 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Having a really bad nose and pain in the head, Efandor starts to mutter.*

- sooowhatwasthatyousaidwooowoowoooo...

*Quickly brightens up*

- Hey a gold coin, I can call my mom with this, coome on Raphael, we'll be back soon again..


22:38:50 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Kain:

"Don dring an drivey!" Kain slurred, taking another swig from his mug. Suddenly a loud roar startled everyone. "My rides is hurr..." Kain stumbled out and jumped on his giant turtle. The turtle lumbered away.


22:43:09 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Honor:

* at the loud roar honor jumped up*

is that my mommy? it is, oh mommy wait for me.

* runs out of the tavern chasing the giant turtle


22:54:56 Sep 17th 06 - Mr. Kain:

Suddenly the turtle stopped. He could feel a rumbling in his intestines, and released a huge pile of turtle *beep* on the unsuspecting Honor. Tragically, the turtle turd totally smothered Honor's body and he suffocated underneath the massive monster's musty moon pie and died.  


23:25:36 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*While making a phonecall to his mom with his socks just outside the tavern Efrandor hears something funny, he turns around and see a giant turtle run around with some crazy man on top of it*

- hö?

*Efrandor stands still and observes as yet another crasy man comes out of the tavern and starts shouting for mom and gets a load of brown all over him*

- Do you have anything to do with this, Raphael?

*Notice how Efrandor opens his eyes to the limit as he sees his elk running towards the big turtle shouting that it's his baby and lover*

- Now that's just groose.

*Efrandor has seen enough, picks up his air-tube and sticks it in the poo, shouts at the elk to "sit the hell down!" and kindly ask the turtle to park somewere else*

- What's up with people!? Come on Raphael, I'll buy you back that drink.

*On the way in he put his socks in the barrel where the past out gnome is still passing out.*


(Edited by Sir Efrandor 9/17/2006 11:27:20 PM)


23:57:41 Sep 17th 06 - Sir Xiax:

"We are gathered here today to honour the passing of honor, who has left VU, perhaps for good, but we shall always honour his memory and regret the loss of him."


01:58:17 Sep 18th 06 - Mr. Honor:

*honors ghost comes striding in through the door*

howdy all wats been happening wit u all

*everyone starts running away, honor sniffs himself and realizes that he smells like poo.*

i need a shower....anyone got a ghost shower i can use?


06:41:56 Sep 18th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Efrandor slowly turns around and faces Honor*

- Now now now, Honor, why didn't you use my air-tube I sticked in, had to be brave did you, well well.

*Brings up the portable ghost shower from his adventures bag he bought at Åhlens for 55:-*

- Here, this might work, but do it outside would you.


20:18:06 Sep 18th 06 - Mr. Dark Mielo:

Phuh washin is for wussies ... If everbody would stink their would be no problem at all ^^ Why do you think I'm an orc ... In the beginning I was an elf but then I found a cool lazy way to live ^^


00:09:37 Sep 19th 06 - Mr. Honor:

*grabs Efrandor's shower and runs outside*

um....how do u get this thing to work? oh wait here we go i got it.

* there was a loud bang outside the tavern.. honor comes walkin in all shiny and clean*

ahhh much better.


07:21:29 Sep 19th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Steps up to Honor*

- Where are my shower!?  If you don't want troubles with Rocky and Rambo here*Puts up both fists* you better bring it back!

*Efrandor is looking rather angry*

- It is my mothers you see, I won't get any supper unless I bring it back home tonight..


07:57:46 Sep 19th 06 - Mr. Honor:

*looks down at Efrandor's fists*

you do know im a ghost right?

*tries to slap Efrandor around*

your shower is outside....u should use it too


08:05:04 Sep 19th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- Don't you try to lecture me young bo- Yes mom! Sorry mom!  Sorry Mr. Honor..

*Slaps himself and goes out to the shower, soon after there's a loud bang and the smell of dandelions comes through the tavern, soon after a tall prince-looking guy enters*

- Hey y'all, call me Effie. Oh, bartender, would you please give me a toad?


01:13:50 Sep 26th 06 - Mr. Gyromaster:

what you want a toad fo? * walks around the bar swinging a toothpick like a sword


02:26:46 Sep 26th 06 - Mr. Jonny Bacardi The Dastardly:

so, theres a tavern, and I have yet to visit it, is that possible?
well, now that i'm here, can I get some Bacardi
*Reaches over to the first person he says and yells it in his face like a mad man*
Now I'm done, and I want some drinks


06:30:57 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- I want a toad dear sir, becayse they are good for the hairgrowth, that's why.

*Feeling pleased with himself Efrandor leans back waiting for his toad when sudenly!*

- BACAAAAAAARDIIII!!!!!!!!

*Scared to pieces Efrandor falls to the ground, gets up, and ask Bacardi if he could be abit more silent*

- We don't want to wake whom we do not speak about.  Excuse me, I have been waiting for that toad for about seven days now, when will it be done?


06:52:27 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

because of the lack of service and Efrandor just can't get their is no-one behind the bar, Mielo Jumped behind the bar because he's so 'skilled' in everything he does ^^


13:10:17 Sep 26th 06 - Mr. Jonny Bacardi The Dastardly:

well then my good man, I'll have some bacardi and Cola, of course,and some of those salted peanuts you get some times at the better bars and taverns
*Sits back down, looks at Efrandor, smirks, for he is still lying there, and goes back to planning his take over of the world*


19:20:28 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

*while Jonny  B is telling his story, I allready fallen asleep when he asked me a bacardi cola*


20:21:46 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

* Tries to wake Mielo up asking about the toad*


20:51:10 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

I'm trying to ignore Efrandor ... But hey I'm paid for this so I kinda woke up, and realized that i'm back in that messy Tavern :(


21:05:06 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Grow tired of waiting for the darn toad and steps outside to talk to his elk.*


21:36:48 Sep 26th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

OK one toad ready :p NEXT


08:10:56 Sep 27th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*casually walks along the path outside, not needing the slightest hint of alcohol. sees giant turtle excrement, a talking elk, and a ghost taking a shower outside.*

hoo boy.

*immediately walks in and pushes way to bar*

2 of the strongest shots you have!

*looks at the toothpick-wielding maniac and then back to the strange entity appearing to be the barkeep*

and make em extra strength!


12:57:00 Sep 27th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

2 of the strongest shots for the Old ugly man in front of me, coming right up...

*behind the bar I'm making them extra strength by mixing some glue in it*

... Here you go


03:13:54 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Falinor:

*walks into the taverne, catching a slight hint of glue and.. what seems to be turtle dung, he finds an empty seat in the back.

 

Being new to the land, Falinor is not sure what it is exactly he has walked into, but assumes he's in for the time of his life. As such, he intends to gather a little information about this place and perhaps with time fit in to this crazy way of life!

For now though, he sits quietly and absorbs the insanity of it all.


19:08:36 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

:downs the shots instantly, after a short moment of dramatic suspended-animation as a fellow newcomer comes in:

urk!

:dies, due to glue intolerance:


19:14:09 Sep 28th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

*while I'm trowing Malkavian on the pile of dead people who died on glue, I see Falinor get beaten up by four other people and one is attacking him with spoons ...*

I wonder who those people are...


19:22:40 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

...

*comes to terms rather quickly with being a ghost due to a drastic shortage of IQ points*

say...would you happen to have any...

*realizes that no one is paying attention, partially because he is talking to a corner of the room*

*moves over to DM and starts waving ghostly hands about while emitting strange "woooo" sounds*

say...would you happen to have any ghost drinks?


19:26:27 Sep 28th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

"Says who?  ...

 

... Mommy ?"


(Edited by Sir Dark Mielo 9/28/2006 7:26:46 PM)


19:29:40 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

yes, that sounds good. i'd like to try this 'mommy' you speak of.

one 'mommy' on the rocks, barkeep.

*continues glowing eerie colors*

say, do you accept phantom cheques?


19:36:53 Sep 28th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

*thinking out laud* Naah must be the wind I'm hearing ... Ow well ... I'll go take a leak


20:30:02 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

ahhh...there can be nothing good that comes from a drink requiring the barkeep to go to the bathroom to prepare it...

i think i'll mix my own...

*haunts the vodka*


20:36:29 Sep 28th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*stumbles about, knocking things off the counter*

<singing> oh show me the way to the next whiskey morgue..for if we do not reach the next whiskey morgue.. i tell you we must die..

*accidentally gets trapped inside a spoon that is being wielded against Falinor*

*decides he very much likes possessing a spoon and jumps out of the hand of the assailant*

*sits at the bar as a possessed spoon, waiting for an opportune moment to stir up trouble*


00:14:30 Sep 29th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Suddenly from the dark an elk appears, an elk with 7 spoons attacking all and everything, he goes towards Falinor and Malkavian*

- bjrieoagnfaurtnoooooouuh

- What my friend here is trying to say is that you have stolen his beer, apparently, says Efrandor looking rather cute.


01:00:07 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

hey those are my spoons,


01:04:02 Sep 29th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- gdknmsoapingfmetgdsnoooooouuh, says the elk

- He says he know nothing about your spoons, he.. . eeeh, found these, it's hes.


02:26:45 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

thats it. no one takes my spoons and gets away with it

*pulls off his shirt flexing his muscles*

Efrandor take care of my light work

*walks over and pics up his shirt and sits down to watch Efrandor get torn to pieces by an elk and spoons*


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