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Ye Olde Taverne
02:32:35 Sep 29th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- No, wait!!  I'm your master! You can't do this to me!  GNOOOOOME!!!

*A window brakes down and through it a gnome flies in*

- Elk!  Leave my master be!

*A hard fight takes place, a past out gnome against a elk in panties, the fight is long and terrible but at last, there is a winner*

- gdknmsoapingfmetgdsnoooooouuh...

- There there, Gnome, you ahve to svallow, good.   Now mister Senturu, how dare you send my own creatures against me!?

*Points against the massacerd elk lying with some bodies in every corner of the tavern*

- It's just not fair, you own me 6 beers, a pizza and some spoons, that's it and that's all.


04:32:56 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

ill tell u wat ill give u ur elk and a swift kick in the but. will that do for u?


09:00:33 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*tries to make a pizza, but alas, is merely a spoon and cannot function in the realm of anachronistic foods*

I might be able to remedy the 6 beers.  If you can point me in the direction of the nearest barley field, I'll get right to it.  This may take some time.

*levitates the spoon he has possessed towards the door*

Oh.  And "boooooOOOOOoooOOOo", I suppose.


09:49:17 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*runs and jumps on malkavian, then grabbing the floating spoon, then runs out the door*

it is my spoon. muhhahahaha


11:25:01 Sep 29th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

- Now, what am I supposed to do with a smashed elk in panties!?  However, the kick in the but I can take..


12:17:10 Sep 29th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*finds himself, an ghost, having possessed a spoon, suddenly possessed by a strange Senturu.  out of retaliation, malkavian chooses to always spill any food Senturu tries to eat with the spoon.*

(Edited by Mr. Malkavian 9/29/2006 12:18:00 PM)


21:45:57 Sep 30th 06 - Sir Xiax:

What if he tries to eat soup with a fork? Or if he tries to eat an iron block with the spoon?


12:22:18 Oct 1st 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*ponders*

in the case of the soup, it may hurt me if it is too hot.

and i don't mind spilling an iron block, especially if it is on this fellow's foot. preferably from a great height.  he stole my haunt.  he deserves it.

*ponders being a utensil that Senturu may try to place in his mouth*

uh

*leaves the spoon and decides to haunt the rafters in search of a weighty iron block*


17:08:27 Oct 1st 06 - Mr. Jonny Bacardi The Dastardly:

Did i get my bacardi?

If not, then I'm going to do soething bad

*gets up and breaks the door off of the bathroom*
*Everyone stops and looks at jonny*

Fine, i'll fix it, and *puts the door back and resumes his seat*

Wheres my dam Bacardi and cola, i've been waiting forever


(Edited by Mr. Jonny Bacardi The Dastardly 10/1/2006 5:08:38 PM)


20:51:13 Oct 1st 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*jumps behind the counter. and starts makin  a barcadi and cola for jonny. (although i think he had enuf allready) when finished hands the drink to jonny bacardi*

there ya go

*jumps back over the counter and graps his spoon. and starts eating his boiling hot soup*


22:33:06 Oct 1st 06 - Mr. Jonny Bacardi The Dastardly:

Hurray, i'm so happy.
Now i can sleep here in peace for a while
*Finishes hsi drink, roars some thing incomprhensible, and falls on his table*


04:09:39 Oct 2nd 06 - Mr. Malifecus:

*Malifecus walks into the taverne eyes searching the floor, his eyes freeze on a burnt area on the floor.... walks up to the burnt area and kneels down in front of it and reaches into his pouch.Starts to mutter a few words and sprinkles some green dust around the burnt area and...P   O  O    F. He stands up victorious holding the giant golden spoon in his hand......
(Edited by Mr. Malifecus 10/2/2006 4:12:50 AM)


07:03:43 Oct 2nd 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*at seeing the golden spoon. senturu runs and tackles Malifecus, after malifecus was nocked out senturu took the spoon*

yes all will bow down before the mighty spoon. muhahahahahaha

*runs out the tavern*


12:03:32 Oct 2nd 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Looks through the window into the tavern seeing all that happends with the golden spoon, upon Senturus arrival outside, Efrandor sticks his leg out making Senturu fall to the ground and takes the spoon for himself(In the air I might ad..)*

- Thank you.

*Lifts up the barrel with the gnome and whissels on the mashed up elk and starts moving home for the night.*


23:33:10 Oct 2nd 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*gets up and follows Efrandor home, to find that he did have a cat for a wife.....sneaks in through the back door and steals is spoon back. then he heads back to the tavern*

*whispers* the mighty spoon shall crush all in its way. muhahahaha


23:43:09 Oct 2nd 06 - Sir Arzun:

*Runs by screaming*


00:23:55 Oct 3rd 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Looks out the window to watch as Arzun runs by screaming*

- Look babe, there's Arzun running again.

- Mjaaau.

- Yes, I know, I'll give him back his real gangcolours tomorrow.


07:29:00 Oct 3rd 06 - Mr. Falinor:

*Having absorbed as much spoon thrashing as humanly possible, Falinor pulls out his own pair.*

 

"Just so you know, you four have made me angry!" He says with a malicious grin, "Time to show you nivices a REAL spoon fight!"

 

*He then proceeds to make ghosts out of the four, then as if nothing happened, sets his table back upright, resets the table cloth and broken lamp upon it, and pulls out his pipe. A passerby noted that "he's never seen a spoon beating so bad, and that those four guys were lucky to be ghosts now because the bruises would be horrendously crippling for about a month!"*

Falinor then pulls out his favorite pipe and begins puffing on the lit tobacco he had started before the spooners came.


09:19:07 Oct 3rd 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

*I'm waking up with my head in the toilet, noticing how unclear Falinor talks(write)*
(Edited by Sir Dark Mielo 10/3/2006 9:19:17 AM)


00:16:08 Oct 4th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

*Malifecus wakes up some time afterward and doesn't remember his name and then sees a gnome walk by wearing a dungeons and dragons shirt and decides to call himself Draconius


(Edited by Mr. Draconius 10/4/2006 12:20:22 AM)


00:18:58 Oct 4th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

After marveling over his new name, Draconius dashes out the taverne doors to search for his lost treasure.


(Edited by Mr. Draconius 10/4/2006 12:21:29 AM)


09:00:27 Oct 4th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*sneaks back into the tavern*

 *whispers* yes my precious, the spoon will rule the world, yesss, my precious....

*walkes over to the toilet to go to the bathroom......looks down at Mielo.........then decides to go outside like nature intended....*


01:46:58 Oct 5th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

*After Draconius ran outside he saw someone bolt into the taverne. He looked around for a bit and then saw Senturu run out of the taverne and around to the back of the building. Draconius bewildered by his random act decides to follow Senturu. He peeks around the corner and sees his spoon on the ground. Takes a few steps back and then lunges at the spoon grabbing it and takes off running shouting "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" over and over and over.....


02:34:30 Oct 5th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*watches as Draconis runs off with the fake spoon*

yes there can only be one tru spoon....muhahahaha.

*walks into the darkness*


07:45:34 Oct 5th 06 - Mr. Malkavian:

*avoids a Matrix vs Highlander joke and goes back to rafter-haunting to look for a cinder block summore*


18:11:35 Oct 5th 06 - Sir Ooog Splat:

*Ooog walks in and sees the spoon madness. With a faraway look, he shakes his head and walks to the counter. After seating himself on a rickety stool, Ooog considers the pointlessness of following the path of the spoon. The end of it is just disaster. It's concave or convex depending on the angle. Lesser masters have tried the way of the spoon and never succeeded because once you master the concave, you must then learn the convex, then after learning the convex which is opposite of the concave, you must then relearn the concave. And so that is the way it is with the spoon, endless torture in repitation. Ooog was attracted by the apparant power of the spoon long ago, and almost succumbed to it's lure. Fortunately, he met a mysterious man who guided him away from the spoon and to real power. The power of the fork. Ooog reaches in his vest and pulls out the most ordinary looking fork...*

My precioussss


19:11:58 Oct 5th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Now, you might wondering what that was, well, what happend was just this.

My wife woke me up with the ordinary breakfast:

Then I went to have a shower:

And then I started walking towards ye old taverne, once there I saw Senturu running some distance away on the road and Draconius sitting in a corner crying and muttering:

 (poor, poor Draconius)

When entering the tavern I see Ooog Splat whit a funny looking fork:

- Cooooool, I want one of those.

So I sneaked up to Splat and took it!

(This is where the end that started the story ends it.)

Splat got upset:

(Yes you are!)

I ran out of there as fast as I could, and once back I went to bed again:

(My wife was angry at me for being out, so I gave her a hug, she got happy.)

Of course, I locked in the fork in my other castle:

 (The End)


23:54:10 Oct 5th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

After sobbing in a corner for some time, Draconius gets to his feet, wipes the yellow snot from his face, draws his BOTD berserker axe and smites Efrandor. :-P


00:11:32 Oct 6th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

* uses the golden spoon to save Efrandor's life. *(the forums would be boring without him and me)

*walks back into the shadows*


00:18:34 Oct 6th 06 - Sir Efrandor:

*Runs to a church and thanks Senturu from the bottom of my heart then return to the tavern and smites Draconius and then returns to bed*


00:27:32 Oct 6th 06 - Sir Xiax:

*Xiax runs in and attacks Draconius for 20d18 points of psychadellic damage with his golden daisy of supreme evil.*
(Edited by Sir Xiax 10/6/2006 12:28:08 AM)


01:41:25 Oct 6th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

*Lays limp on the floor..


01:45:44 Oct 6th 06 - Sir Xiax:

*Xiax relieves himself on Draconius' corpse.*

"Ahhh.... I feel sooo much lighter now..."


04:00:51 Oct 12th 06 - Ms. Tolondria:

Elsewhere, Tolondria walks in the tavern and sees Draconius lying on the ground, cold and helpless. She rushes up to him immediately while taking a small pouch from her robe. She slowly and carefully twists the top off and gently poors some of it's contents in Draconuis's mouth. He immediately is revived and thanks Tolondria with a kiss.


04:02:25 Oct 12th 06 - Mr. Draconius:

After repaying Tolondria for restoring his life, Draconius immediately seeks out to find his golden spoon.
(Edited by Mr. Draconius 10/12/2006 4:03:44 AM)


09:40:43 Nov 1st 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*after being gone some time senturu walks out of the shadows...wondering where everyone is he sits at the bar on a dusty stoll which has apparently not been used in quite a long time.*

ill take a beer

*waits for several minuts until realising that no one is going to get him a beer. so he jumps over the counter and gets one himself..then he comes up with a brillient idea to make himself feel better*

a round for everyone.

on me


11:40:37 Nov 1st 06 - Lord Efrandor:

- Well thank you Senturu.

The door closes in on Efrandor as he stands in front of Senturu, another evening, another beer, as usual.


13:55:30 Nov 1st 06 - Sir Xiax:

"Well free beers nice isn't it."

*The door swings open, showing Xiax who has come once again for a beer.*


06:39:57 Nov 6th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

i didnt think anyone whould show up.


06:45:10 Nov 6th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

Well, since your buying, here we are!


13:34:39 Nov 6th 06 - Sir Xiax:

Yeah, we're all about the free beer.


19:30:23 Nov 6th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

So how about it, my stumick is getting rather angry on me, haven't had a beer in it for almost a week now! *Sits down at the bar with a big "The Grinch" smile on his face."


23:25:51 Nov 7th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor:

A dark, demonic voice enters the room, "Wine, the strongest you got."

A muscular dragon-form demon wearing thick, black and red platemail with a glowing, diamond blade at his side walked out from the shadows, his wings folded behind him.


12:29:09 Nov 8th 06 - Mr. Senturu:

*hands Xiax and Efrandor a drink. and looks over at testhos Drathor.*

im sorry but no wepons allowed in here

 


13:12:55 Nov 8th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

*After years of boring spheres in 'ye olde tavern' Mielo strumbles totally drunk again true the entrance of the tavern ....*

"Hi Everybody"


14:29:38 Nov 8th 06 - Lord Efrandor:

"Everybody hide your drinks!! Mielo has arrived!"

*Efrandor jumps over the bardisk and hides in a corner and finish up the drink quick like hell..*


15:46:26 Nov 8th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo:

"where is everybody ??? ow well more drinks for me"

*while saying that I jump over the bardisk landing on efrandors head*

"sorry for that"

*while I'm holding my head under the tap serving myself loads of beer*


17:44:11 Nov 8th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor:

Nods at Senturu before banishing his sword to a pocket realm. The demon then crosses his left arm in front of him and holds his right hand to his chin. Tasthos snaps his right fingers, freezing time in and around the tap.

The demon smirks at Efrandor, "Wish I could use that on the flesh and bone. That's a holy spell I mastered recently."


(Edited by Mr. Tasthos Drathor 11/8/2006 5:45:01 PM)


23:50:17 Nov 8th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor:

Tasthos shakes his head, eyes closed, before looking at Senturu, speaking, "If you can provide me with some wine, I'll get out of everyone's way."

Tasthos proceeds to pull scrolls out of his armor and relics out of a pouch on his belt. He piles fourteen objects onto the nearby table before spreading out the many vellum sheets. Tasthos then picks up a triangular relic with demonic markings and sits down, studying it's surface.


06:59:24 Nov 9th 06 - Mr. Tassadar:

As Tasthos tinkers with his items, Tassadar idenifies an object on the table that would be rather annoying if Senturu or Efrandor got ahold of it. He then levitated it in the air for a moment then banished the god forsaken SPOON to the world of char.
(Edited by Mr. Tassadar 11/9/2006 7:01:38 AM)


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