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Paladine looks over Might, scratches his chin, remembering that this guy has been killed more times than anyone in this 'war'. Paladine snaps his fingers and Sigheart and the 501st are resurrected. The 501st are upgraded, carrying state-of-the-art anti-sp@m shields and wearing anti-Sp@m armor. They also were carrying assault rifles and swords of spelling and grammar.

*Sigheart was waiting for a captain among the 501st*

"Did Might fall for it?" He asked

"Yes he attacked the dummies without hesitation" He replied

"Send word to Patton immidatily that the attack on there outpost will be done in half of the time, after all if this is the elite of Sp@m then it will be an easy victory. Also tell him that the reinforcements expected at the Sp@m center will not be coming yet."

Suddenly the whole battlefield goes black. No one can see or hear a thing, but then they hear a big bang and a voice is heard.

“It is time for me to enter the battle, the others were only tests to test you. I shall not fall at any means.”

Suddenly the light returns and at a hilltop they see, Verll standing there with the Blade of SP@MLORDS. He is wearing an unbreakable armor which cannot by destroyed by anything, even gods and it covers every inch of his body.  He looks coldly at Sig Hart and his soldiers, he then lifts his sword to the right and a army of highly trained SP@M troops appears on the hillside. He points it to the left and SP@M tanks, SP@M helicopters, SP@M humvees, SP@M airplanes appears in the air and on the ground.

With a roar he charge and the elite troops follow with a charge, the humvees drives next to them and the tanks come rolling after.  The helicopters are above them, and the airplanes are dropping bombs at the enemy.

They fall on the 501^st flank, Verll fights his towards Sig Hart and when he finds him he attacks . Even though Sig Hart is good with his lighting sword, he is no match for Verll with his blade. Verll swings his blade and Sig Hart is spit in two. He is then shot on by 3 anti-sp@m soldiers, but the bullets do not even bulk his armor. He kills them easily and sheaths his sword, and grabs a anti-*beep* assault rifle. He shoots and kills every enemy soldier he sees, and after a while he encounters Guderian.Guderian is fighting 5 sp@m soldiers, Verll just wait to the right moment and shoots Guderian in his head, when Guderian falls down Verll drops the rifle and draws the blade. He walks over and stab Guderian’s body in the heart, he mutters “Just had to make sure”.  After a few seconds the battle is over and every of the 501^st  is lying dead at the ground. There is none loss of sp@m soldiers and the victory was complete.

He takes a radio out of his pocket and says in it. “Mission complete, victory absolute.” And puts it back in his pocket.

*Might looks around as the special secret awesome plan is carried out and smiles at the people who just can't figure out why they can't kill him.*

{Have a good trip}

This is a picture of Sig Harts men, I think you know why you have no chance, right?

*Sig Hart thanks Guredian before blocking the sniper rifle bullet*

*Suddenly a all the dead men dissapear*

*The Sp@m commanders stand in shock*

*Finally he turns toward Verll"


"You still don't get it do you? Sp@m has grown weak for it has not had any foes to challenge it in open warfare" says Sig Hart

 he voice you know as Sigheart  mockingly coninues all around you " Your technology became weak and stale, at one point you had the most advanced war machine. Sigheart pauses a moment and adresses his troops " 5th and 6th platoon follow me." Finally he turns around.

With his troops in tow he continued "You let your troops grow fat instead of keeping them battle ready which is why you shall fall here"

*Suddenly Verll orders an all out assault on Sig Hart and his troops, but no matter how much they fire the can't seem to even break the armor they wear. Smiling Sig Hart says "Counter Attack".

*In under 5 minutes Verll's army was gone. They had been shredded to pieces by those blasters even Rockets*

"Now it's your turn" Sig Hart says suddenly right beside Verll " and really swords that have special names? What is this the Middle Ages?"

*Sig Hart grabs his sword and it freezes Verll is shocked Sig Hart Replies " Did you know that if you go cold enough the item that you freeze becomes brittle and soft? The wonders of modern science" says Sig Hart as he destroys his sword.

*Finally Sig Hart touches his armor Verll still frozen with shock listens to Sig Hart's next words " You know if enough energy hits your heart I can make it stop permanetly, It's called destroying you from the inside out" smiles Sig Hart*

*Verll tries to jump back but it's already to late the energy goes through him instantaenously*

*Verll has just suffered a Fatal Heart attack....*

"Now then Time to deal with more pressing problems namely you Septim" says Sig Hart menacingly.

Now the true(maybe) Verll comes. This one is carrying a BOWLING BALL!!!
He just rolls it at the enemy soldiers, rolling the down by the hundreds.

I think I might have to come out of my shield some time and help the anti-sp@mmers out, ohhh, dammit!

do i have to help you guys out all the time.

*Jonny and the armies of the good anti-sp@mmers sit inside the immpreginable shields of VUGA, waiting for his command to unleash themselves on the hordes of sp@mmers*

Note:IMMPREGINABLE SHIELD means, yall can't get in it. Just so everyone knows (Euronian!)

All right, I have formed a SP@M Weapons shop.

Good old sp@m:
Regular SP@M - The oldest, most ancient form of sp@m
Supersized SP@M - Longer sp@m that takes forever to read
Huge SP@M - Sp@m used to overload computers or robots
Annoying SP@M - Sp@m used in large amounts to annoy people
SP@MCANNON-compliable SP@M - Sp@m to be fired from a SP@MCANNON

SP@M Weapons:
SP@MCANNON - The original SP@MCANNON
SP@MCANNON2 - Fires 2x faster and 2x stronger, but weighs more
SP@MCANNON1 - Fires 1/2x fast and 1/2x strong, but ligter
SP@M Laser - Can shoot through several opponents. Light is hard to stop...
SP@M Sniper - Shoots very accurately
SP@M Laser-sniper - Shoots strongly and accurately.
SP@M Grenade - Regular grenade
SP@M Plasma Grenade - Larger explosion
SP@M Grenade launcher - Launches any grenade
SP@M Saber - The great SP@M light saber. Blocks bullets, and much more
SP@M Shield - Protects against bullets and anti-*beep* believers, on some sides.
SP@M Mini-Catapult - Throws sp@m at enemies
SP@M Shield2 - Protects against more bullets and even lasers and on most sides, but heavier.
SP@M Bomb - Like grenade, but more damage and heavier.
SP@M Missiles - Like bomb, but less heavy and thrown from only airplanes/tanks.
SP@M Nuke - A nuclear bomb, plus SP@M to kill any enemy (but not to hard to defend against). Can be used as BOMB or MISSILE.

Vehicles of SP@M:
SP@MPlane - Airplane that drops SP@M bombs. Relatively fast
SP@MPlane2 - Airplane that drops SP@M bombs and has several shields on it. Kinda fast.
SP@MPlane3 - Airplane that throws SP@M missiles and has several shields on it. Kinda fast.
SP@MChopper - A helicopter with SP@M bombs and missiles. Relatively fast
SP@MChopper2 - A helicopter with SP@M bombs and missiles, plus excellent shields. Kinda fast.
SP@MTank - Great tank that fires SP@M missiles.
SP@MTank2 - Great tank that fires more SP@M missiles and has great shields. Slower.
SP@MTank3 - Heavy, slow tank that fires more SP@M missiles with excellent shields.
SP@MShip - Ship that can fire SP@M missiles and is loaded with SP@M cannons.
SP@MTransport - Transports SP@M armies *only* over any terrain. Also can carry lighter things.
SP@MTransport (large) - Transports any SP@M armies over any terrain.
SP@MMovableWall - A wall that can be moved. Good shields.
SP@MWall - Cannot be moved easily, but excellent shields.
SP@MCatapult - A catapult that is bigger than the mini version, and deals more damage.
SP@MWallCrusher - Crushes most walls and destroys them or captures completely.

Medical Kits and other stuff:
SP@MReviver - Revives people when used before death.
SP@MFirstAid - First aid kit for SP@MMERS.
SP@MProtector - Protects you while you're being healed.

SP@MCaller - Calls SP@M armies to your aid
SP@MPowder - Kills non-*beep*mers while leaving *beep*mers alive.
SP@MFlag - Makes your armies more proud.

Anti-sp@m SP@M replicas
Anti-sp@m soldiers - 2x stronger than the original soldiers when they are captured by regular or cannon-complying sp@m, but half as good otherwise
Anti-sp@m stupidity - Quarter as stupid as regular anti-sp@m stupidity, but its hard to get all that stupidity...!
Freezing sword - Half as good but still works all the time. Just freezes for less time...

Note that only SP@MMERS can use the weapons. Also, you can get an almost unlimited amount of each for FREE!!

* Mounts his self-created Machine Gun and starts firing away at any remaining anti-sp@m armies. He then sets up walls to protect the SP@M camps.

*vineraven gets back from a 3 day hike*

"Jonny! how is the base? you didnt throw any parties while i was away.... right?"

*An Angelic chorus sounds off in the distance as Guderian, clothed in all white, comes out with his entourage of angels. In his arms, a a book rests with gold covers and platinum ink*

*Might charges with his hordes of mighty *beep*mers at Guderian and uses his special *beep*launcher to burn a hole through the book.*

"Aha now there don't know the definitions to half the words!

*Mights body parts make the long journey to the *beep* camp and in a matter of minutes Might is back again.*

"Ill give 5$ to anyone that can kill Guderian without him being ressurected!"

Finally, one enemy remains standing besides god himself: Guderian. All of his angels have run away, scared to death. Upon seeing the massive amounts of tanks and guns aimed at him, he drops the dictionary in disbelief. Quickly, a plane launches a net around the book and carries it to Wizardus, while all the tanks remain circling Guderian. Wizardus then raises the dictionary:

"You have lost your last weapon. Although this weapon could not do much at all, it still was the basis for your vocabulary. Now, we speak the current vocabulary and all your soldiers now cannot make new words. Therefore, our technology will continue, but yours will falter as you cannot think of new names. Additionally, upon seeing our uberly-unnamed weapons, your soldiers will be so confused at how the weapons could exist, and they will go into a craze. Surrender your army now at the Second Battle of SP@M, and we will make a copy of the dictionary and give you back the original."

Wizardus then hands the book to Septim for safe keeping.

"Vineraven, my liege, of course I threw parties while you where gone. These fools thought they could take out our immpenetrable shield, but, they can not. And they cannot spell my name right either. However, the armies have been summoned, and await your command. The shield can be lowered whenever you please, and our hordes, invincible to both Sp@m and anti-Sp@m, for they where in theory created by both, eill charge and take command of the field within hours."

Jonny sits back down at the big camp fire in the middle, and roasts a marshmellow

*Senturu! Ill give you 5$ to kill Guderian without him being resurrected!

*Septim appears.

"Guess who's back, back again. Septim's back, tell his friends!"

*Septim pulls out two SP@M magnums and blows away Guderian.

Guderian is protected by a shield set up by Paladine while they wait for more troops to arrive for anti-sp@m. Until further notice, he is invincible.

the heavens burst with *beep* crushing many of the anti-*beep*ers and a few fellow *beep* warriors

and as revenge looks apon the battle field on thousands of men dying in there friends arms he shreads a tear

* FOR FREEDOM* he roars and a  whole new legion of *beep* warriors appear on the hill and crusade down the hill side charging on *beep* itself

(pokemon battle style) dragonorc used owned! patton was owned!

lol

*vineraven also sits in a chair by the camp fire*

"good work Jonny! for this i grant you the rank of general of the armies, and stuff!"

*Three thousand Septim clones are seen over the horizon. They all run up to the fallen clone and one casts "Unstonage!", Septim falls to the ground, unstoned, and looks up.

"You cannot defeat even a clone!"

*Septim starts shooting a stream of SP@M at Fizban's words, they corrupt the words.

"HAHAHA!"

*Septim sends the corrupted words back at Fizban.

*Before the sp@m can get to him, Guderian and his angels cast a spell and all of the sp@m turns into meat and falls flat on the ground. Then the angels throw it at the clones. Seeing that it is actually meat and not sp@m they all turn and flee from it*

*Guderian gets into a new tank and opens fire at the clones. As he does this, the angels continue to protect the tank*