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The Second SP@M War | ||||
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17:23:44 Nov 6th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might messes with Guderians body and makes him have a heart attack which kills him.* | ||||
17:25:31 Nov 6th 07 - Lord Guderian: *The angels swarm around Guderian and after a few minutes and several failed attempts they revive him. He then gets into his tank, mans the mini-gun that is up top and opens fire at all sp@m forces* | ||||
17:28:39 Nov 6th 07 - Mr. Realturka: Realturka ashamedly realises that people write stuff about THEMSELVES and explodes regretfully. All the Septim clones die.
All but one... | ||||
10:33:14 Nov 7th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven: which vineraven shoves a harpoon into its brain, which causes it to die. | ||||
14:24:27 Nov 7th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim waves. | ||||
15:36:07 Nov 7th 07 - Mr. Realturka: *realturka's ghost haunts him and septim dies of cancer. poor lad.. | ||||
15:37:49 Nov 7th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim comes back to life with a ghostbuster weapon and sucks Realturka up. "That's better..." *Septim pulls out his SP@M cannon. | ||||
15:39:14 Nov 7th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might appears next to Septim and brandished his *beep* weapons.* "Ill guard you my liege." | ||||
16:23:32 Nov 7th 07 - Mr. Revenge: * Revenge appears on Septim's other side and pulls out the latest invention the " Sp@m Cat Drones" " Go my minons muahahahhaahha" " Septim there has been a massive overturn in the west we are driving back the non-believers" | ||||
16:26:02 Nov 7th 07 - Mr. Realturka: *Appears in front of septim, might and revenge "you'll have to go through me" | ||||
19:38:48 Nov 7th 07 - Sir Patton: Paladine streaks accross the battlefield and hits Might, Revenge and Realturka with his 'Great Whacking Pole' and sends them flying elsewhere. He then turns his attention to Septim and starts twirling his pole around with great speed, striking at the dreaded Sp@m Cannon and striking at Septim's person. | ||||
22:06:13 Nov 7th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim does a backflip backwards and pulls out a blowtorch, he melts the pole and shoots Patton with his SP@M cannon. | ||||
23:11:17 Nov 7th 07 - Sir Patton: Paladine leans back and the sp@m flies overhead in slow motion. He then reaches out into space and an adamantium katana appears in his hand. | ||||
23:33:51 Nov 7th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: "Ouch!" *Septim pulls out his Hanzo sword and slashes at Paladine. | ||||
15:29:34 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Realturka: *Realturka, saved from the blast by hiding behind a massive chunk of *beep*, strikes with amazing speed and attacks Septim with his Whackshashi (or something similar). He hits septim's hanzo and it gets stuck in a big rock. | ||||
15:37:23 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might saved from the blast by Realturka throws a incendiary grenade at Realturk instantly killing him before he could do all of that.* | ||||
16:32:38 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Revenge: * revenge returns to feet and rides into a forest on sp@m* * he returns with sp@m monkeys and apes* " septim i return" | ||||
17:13:28 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Realturka: *realturka, looking at his insane magic illusion which made Might think he was dead, stabs him from the back. period. he's dead.
"grenade this, ************"
*realturka dissappears | ||||
17:30:17 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Dragonorc: *dragonorcs keen senses spot realturka and blasts a very very very big nuclear fire bomb at realturka totally incinerating him "ouch" | ||||
19:48:40 Nov 8th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might thinks hes dead.* "I think im dead but, septim your a god! how can you die?" | ||||
23:24:26 Nov 8th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim grips the Hanzo sword tightly and pulls it out of the rock. The sword glows with fiery SP@M energy. Septim throws a rock at Realturka and it splits his skull. "Good, now...PALADINE!!!" | ||||
14:07:18 Nov 9th 07 - Sir Patton: Paladine snaps his fingers and Realturka's brought back to life. "Go now and fight the others, I'll deal with Septim..." | ||||
15:34:57 Nov 9th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might throws a large *beep*pie at Paladines face* "Why is everyone dead?" | ||||
16:02:58 Nov 9th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim brings up his sword and blocks Paladine's blow. "SP@M will never be stopped! SP@M is in all forums, far and wide!" *Septim lunges at Paladine. | ||||
16:05:06 Nov 9th 07 - Sir Patton: Paladine sidesteps the blow and swats at Septim's sword. | ||||
16:11:58 Nov 9th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim blocks and with pure rage knocks Paladine back five feet. "SP@M IS NOT BAD LUNCH MEAT!!!" *Septim slashes at Patton | ||||
16:39:44 Nov 9th 07 - Sir Patton: Patton sees the slash five feet away from him, and it goes through the air without hitting anything solid. Patton thinks for a moment and then holds up his hand, "This war is solving nothing, apparently we aren't going to kill each other off, so we must come up with another way of solving this crisis...." | ||||
20:21:33 Nov 9th 07 - Mr. Revenge: was that necerssery?? lmao | ||||
20:22:42 Nov 9th 07 - Mr. Revenge: and back to the war " apes attack with your sp@mtastic powers!" " push back the non-believers" " kill them all!!!!" | ||||
20:42:03 Nov 9th 07 - Lord Guderian: *Guderian stands beside Paladine and awaits Septims response. Meanwhile a temporary truce has been called on the battlefield, so no more fighting while we await the battle between our leaders* | ||||
22:57:07 Nov 9th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might starts reciting the funniest joke in the world in German.* | ||||
23:26:17 Nov 9th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: "I accept, although I have been trained by Fidel Castro in the art of the dance!" | ||||
04:51:28 Nov 10th 07 - Sir Patton: "Fidel Castro? All he was good for was sticking cigars in ladies'....err... wait that was Bill Clinton. Anyways, dance off!" | ||||
16:02:12 Nov 10th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: [[OOC: If you watched Robot Chicken, you'd understand...]] *Septim jumps into his side of the DDR booth. | ||||
16:24:28 Nov 10th 07 - Lord Senturu: *senturu jumps on Septim* | ||||
16:33:08 Nov 10th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: "Senturu's is here again for a little bit! Log onto IRC or I'll slap you!" ;) | ||||
19:15:13 Nov 11th 07 - Lord Senturu: *senturu slaps Septim with a willow stick* | ||||
14:28:14 Nov 12th 07 - Sir Patton: While Sent and Septim are doing their thing, Patton's dancing away and racking up perfects in a hurry. | ||||
15:37:54 Nov 12th 07 - Mr. Might: *Shoots Senturu in the head with a pie laucher.* | ||||
19:28:59 Nov 12th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim suddenly sees Patton doing perfects and burns his leg with a cig*beep*ptim racks up an equal amount of perfects while Patton is screaming in pain.
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20:38:12 Nov 12th 07 - Mr. Might: *Might flips out like a ninja and kills everyone but Septim and Paladine.* | ||||
20:42:06 Nov 12th 07 - Sir Patton: While Patton regenerates his leg (after lots of slippery blood getting on the machine and the screaming), Patton gets up on his hands like a break dancer and hits the contacts, twirling his body around and sweeps Septim's legs out from under him. Captain Jack starts to wind down and Septim will get to pick the next DDR song.... | ||||
15:55:14 Nov 14th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: "AFRONOVA!!!" *Septim slides a quarter into the machine and starts pulling some sweet moves. | ||||
18:02:47 Nov 14th 07 - Sir Patton: By this time, Patton's legs are healed and he just starts dancing along with Septim, actually having fun (and not trying to sabotage his opponent's game) | ||||
23:41:18 Nov 18th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: *Septim shakes Patton's hands while pulling off several perfects. "Sorry, it was a bit mean to dance while Senturu attacked me..." | ||||
16:21:50 Nov 19th 07 - Sir Patton: Alright this is a good game. I say we call a truce and then do Riverdance just for kicks. Apparently we can't rid the world of *beep*mers and we just have to be bastions of good spelling and grammar to keep some sanity in the world. | ||||
16:24:52 Nov 19th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II: Alright...fine...a truce... RIVERDANCE!!!! | ||||
05:06:06 Nov 24th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven: *vineraven sits in a chair next to the fire toasting a marshmellow, but then he begins to speak...* | ||||
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