Wishes

Wishes

07:50:05 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, you get powefull for a while, but is then killed by a massive alliance and can never actually recover.

I wish Jacksparrow is chased down by Swifty and raped : P

08:45:56 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Stickman:

wish granted.. he is also raped by micheal jackson soon after.. then both swift and micheal jackson soon after that... then just swifty again..

i wish condoms were made of marshmellows!!

09:17:21 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, but afterwards you get the bright idea of roasting it on a fire, unfortunately your wee-wee was still inside.

I wish that Manhunt 2 was available on certain platforms >.>

09:47:14 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Jacksparrow:

wish granted, its out on playstation 4 but unfortunaly the playstation 4 isnt out yet and wont be for a few years

I DAMAND septim to roll over and die

09:48:37 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted he roles on to you and when he explodes he kills you to.

I wish I had a strawberry sunday.

09:52:04 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, unfortunately Swifty made the sunday out of many "natural" ingrediants

I wish Jacksparrow was actually killed by the Kraken...

12:37:38 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, unforunately the kracken died of indigestion afterwards.

I wish swifty wasnt involved in the next post.

12:48:48 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, unfortunately Michael Jackson is now taking his place

I wish I had an ale!

15:10:22 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

wish granted but you get drunk and try to drive.you hit a deer and die.

i wish i wasn't a midget.

19:08:08 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted you become the next king kong fall in love then are shoot of the empire state building.

I wish I could build a force large enoth to oppose the entire population of VU.

19:45:33 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Gabrilis:

Wish granted....you only hven't enoug food to feed them so they all die...and you die with them...

I wish that i get 100$ a minute..

19:51:08 Aug 26th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Wish granted, you get the money but you lose 200$ every half hour and die poor

I wish i could control time

20:38:52 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

(LOL, u do realize he'd still be making lots of money....)

Wish granted. You are the new owner of the Time magazine.

I wish I made a net profit of $1,000 a minute.

21:06:16 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Gabrilis:

Wish granted....you get very rich...but...the mafia tortures you and you have to sing blanc papers...after that they shoot you...you travel to hell (rich man never go to heaven^^) and get coocked and eaten by azazel personaly....

i wish that i was imortal, rich and unharmble.

22:03:15 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, you get lonely and die!

I wish Defensive would sell something on the fantasia market.

22:08:14 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Barny:

Wish granted, Defensive sells a ton of food, but to your surprise you later find out it was poisoned, only after you have horrible dysentery for 3 weeks.

I wish someone would liberate my cities

22:35:13 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Hyren:

your cities are liberated only to die put to lack of food

I wish that Predators would stop hunting me done and let me join them!?

22:38:43 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

wish granted but you get kicked out because you stink.

i wish zeta would open

22:55:00 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Stickman:

wish granted, but then VU experiances a fatal error and explodes, killing millions =o

i wish jacksparrow gets raped by swifty and micheal jackson again...

23:07:05 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

Wish granted but sparrow gains millions of dollars from suing Micheal Jackson.

I wish i had a PS3 and X-box360

23:13:04 Aug 26th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Sir Laticus

8/26/2007 1:51:08 PM Wish granted, you get the money but you lose 200$ every half hour and die poor

I wish i could control time
Mr. Atreides

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8/26/2007 2:38:52 PM (LOL, u do realize he'd still be making lots of money....)

Wish granted. You are the new owner of the Time magazine.

I wish I made a net profit of $1,000 a minute.

i meant to put second = (

23:15:28 Aug 26th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Wish granted but when you get them you find they are made of cardboard.

I wish every annoying person died.

23:44:40 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Gabrilis:

wish garanted...you die too...

01:46:51 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Barny:

I wish Gabrilis would put a wish after responding to one.

02:00:28 Aug 27th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Wish granted and Gabrilis dies because he used all his energy thinking of a wish WHOO HOO.

i wish i was alive again

02:05:46 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Last Firstborn:

Wish granted. You return to life as a chicken, dressed in a pretty pink feminine tutu, in the middle of an epic battle consisting of pony riders and nazguls.

I wish I didn't have such an imagination. Woo!

02:09:14 Aug 27th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Wish granted, but with no imagination you find out that all your girlfriends never existed and you are really a 60 year-old virgin.

I wish i wasn't dressed like a girl anymore.

02:20:45 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

Wish granted but now your a girl dressed dressed as a boy

I wish I had some deep fried twinkies.....YUM!!

02:21:59 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

wish garanted the dress has been stolen and you now don't have dress at all

i wish that will be happie, rich, an never die as did Gabrilis

02:34:35 Aug 27th 07 - Sir Laticus:

Wish granted, the twinkies make you weigh 1000 lbs unfortunately and Azazel doesn't get his wish because he was too late when making it.

I wish people would stop tormenting me.

08:37:10 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, all your family and friends disappear.

I wish I didn't have to learn and already knew everything!

16:06:55 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

Wish granted but your brain overloads and you turn into a vegetable.

I wish school was over

17:45:14 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted but it started again the next day.

I wish that I could spilt into two.

20:19:53 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

Wish garanted someone cut's you in two pieces with a very big knive

I wish i had vakation right now

20:28:46 Aug 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, you take a day vacation to come back and find your broke and fired!

I wish The world froze over and killed everyone.

02:59:56 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Hyren:

your wish is granted now EVERYONE including YOU is dead and no more wishes can be granted

I wish there was someone to grant this wish

03:42:10 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

Wish granted but nothing happens....

I wish people wouldn't post wishes were nothing happens when the wish is granted

03:54:19 Aug 28th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, unfortunately everybody else stops posting wishes and this thread dies again.

I wish the mafia would come and torture me to the point that I would wish I was dead, then kill me, I will then go to hell and have a lifetime of torture from the devil and Swifty (The devil's butt-friend) would constantly rape me. (How can that one get any worse!)

17:45:43 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

Wish garanted...but you go to heaven :o Where you wish to go hell becouse of boredom...

I wish i could eat God

17:54:05 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Stickman:

wish granted, and it turns out gods a chick =0

i wish i could have a cookie

20:20:18 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, but as you ate it it mutatied and ate you instead.

I wish I had a battery

20:36:09 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

Wish garanted...you get one...a used one..

I wich i could eat another chick =0

21:05:25 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted it doesn't taste very nice.

I wish I could sing well.

21:12:01 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

Wish garanted...you got to be a star and rich but you drink it all up.. lend money from the mafia...drink more...and from all that drinking and drugs you get too look like 80 at 20...loose your voice, etc. And end you days as a beggar and criminal...than you join Septim in the hell...

I wish i could eat Seloc

21:17:21 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wish granted, I dont taste very nice then burst out of your tummy, making you die and you join your soul in hell.

I wish I had a pen.

21:18:57 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Azazel:

You get one..but it melts in the fire of the hell

I wish Seloc wasn't talking noncence! I'm imortal!

21:20:37 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

Wish granted but you realize you have no paper.....or hands

I wish I would win my soccer game(Sorry. I'm American for those who are right in calling it futbol )

22:38:39 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Stickman:

wish granted, but then mike tyson challanges you to a cage match.. for some reason.. then he bites off a peice of your ear, then kills you!!! now your in hell with a peice of your ear missing

22:39:08 Aug 28th 07 - Mr. Stickman:

i wish i didnt just forget to make a wish...

23:15:27 Aug 28th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

Wish granted, unfortunately the mafia kills you for making that type of wish.

I wish I wasn't in heaven, this place sucks!

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