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Wish is granted! But now Jarlaxle has been hospitalised, oh no! but he is ok now,

so i wish i will pass my driving test with less than 10 minors!

PLEEEEEZ Grant This!

wish granted his finger broke so he cant do that anymore

i wish for spaghetti and meatballs

Wish granted,everton kicks liverpool's ass 4-0 but then some drunk everton fans mistake you for  a liverpool  fan and start swinging at you with axes and stones.Someone calls the ambulance but it gets there after you lose huge amounts of blood.You die...

I wish that i can somehow pass my programing exam on Sunday <3.

...wish granted, but there all coming to kill you...

I wish my padded cell was softer

wish granted ...but it tasted sooo good that he couldnt stop eating it and became to fat for his room.

i wish i could play my electric guitar really good

Wish granted. This weekend you get to go into a building to save people from a fire, *while incurring several burns, as you realise that they already walked out the back window* get stuck in an earthquake, *just after the fire* under a building 20 stories high, and then, you get to study for a test.....

I wish that None of these disasters would occur anywhere but in Jibbymaster's head, and since he keeps rambling on about them, He get's Jarlaxle's old room, while Jarlaxle gets a newer, bigger room, just like the old one...

Wish granted. but you study too much for the college exams until you get a Ph.D I don't mean the real Ph.D, if you know what I mean...

I wish that I have ice powers (I know this will be easily countered)

[[OOT: I think he means a Pretty Huge Dịck]]

Wish granted, but then, he hates u, and therefore kills u because u cannot fight him while in your padded cell.

I wish my brother could stop playing my Mario game...

Wish granted, but everyone is banned 'cuz everyone makes multi's to play on new player...don't they...oh god...

I wish i wouldn't get banned for what i said...it's really not true. ( although between era's i think we should be able to play for fun.)

Granted, but Tunk became so creative that he created warp technology, becoming famous. He gave you the privelage of being the first person to warp. Unfortunately, something went wrong during the warp process and half af your body is where it is and the other is no where to be found. He tested it out on someone else and it worked so you could not sue him. As with the 16 inch pecker, while you were going to be the first person to warp to anywhere else, a car was speeding and rammed to your *beep*, causing it to blow to smitherines

I wish that I would be safe in Mantrax... Almost everyone is hostile.

Wish granted, but (who the hell loses a  PS3) it's broken/you don't want to play it.

I wish I hadn't lost my capital, both mining facilities, my forestry place, my armoury, and my magic tower/armoury.

(Edited by Mr. Tunk 2/6/2007 1:22:28 PM)

you get the spetillion bonuses but you get so worked up about the fact it acually came true and conquer the entire of what ever world your in but after woulds you die of boredom

i wish for a stingray and a chain of resteraunts

(Edited by Mr. Salaracen 2/6/2007 1:36:26 PM)

wish granted you were a verry happy little gnome until some one trod on u and u died

i wish i wish i was a fish

Wish granted I post, but die half way through answering his wish (Am I the first to kill myself answering a wish?)

I wish people would belive me that Duethiun is MINE DAMN IT! (Ah my love of Caps Lock)

Wish granted The reaper lets you go. But he lets you go because you stunk so badly and know everyone on earth is dead and you are all alone.


I wish I had a sheild that protected me from smell.(to save me from his smell)

Wish granted ... your smell was absorbed by you and now you are paralyzed in your own smell and you live like a basket of flowers ... and guess what ... we can freely post again what we want and you can't because ... well flowers can't type ...

I wish my girlfriend far away

Wish granted ... however you didn't had a wish so we couldn't screw anything up ... ow btw ... your penis fell off

I wish I was stalker free ^^

Wish granted...   ow btw...   your penis fell off

I wi*beep* was tomorrow now.. :)

Wish granted ... but now your penis is stuck inside the exhaust of the car *unlucky*

I wish my penis back ...

Wish granted you can now be a smooth operater to any guy:p

I wish that every time my wish gets messed up the world would end.

Wish granted. But you are also far away from here....

I wish that I was no longer a flower, and back to what I was before Lord Mielo destroyed my wish. (You can only do so much typing by wilting heavy petals....)

Wish granted but because clones can't live in harmony you guys kill each other to find out which on was real.


I wish I wasn't a sticker

wish granted but when your wish is granted you stand up and relise not being harmed is terribly boring, but as everything seems to go boring for ever you suddenly implode and you go out of egsistince.

i wish that i could go back in time and shave santas beard of then go back to normal time and blame it on new and live

you can now talk to clouds. it dires you mad that they only last to talk a day and so are all babies.

I wish that i could read other people minds