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wish granted unfortunatly people don't like the idea of immortals so they chop you into many small peaces and spread you all over the world.(you were alive and concious durning this whole process)


I wish I was a better speller.

Wish granted. You are now the smartest person in the world. You now relize how screwed the world is and go insane and are enteres into the assylum.

I wish that I was adored by the hottest girl in the world

Wish granted, but then u realise that without your first wish, this thread i nonexistent.

I wish that i had a slice of pizza

Wish Granted. You get every peice of your body back except one, your penis. Nobody will fear a man without a penis.

I wish that i could come back to life with a sniper rofl.

your body fully repairs itself but the equipment you used malfunctions and takes over the world

i wish i was NOT the sex slave to the machine female that took over the world (like last time =()

Wish Granted. You are now the sex slave to a male machine that takes over the world.

I wish I was alive and that no one kills me.

wish granted your taste buds were overwhelmed and your head explodes.


I wish I didn't have to keep moving my cities.

Wish granted. after five minutes you relize that you have wished for everything you ever wanted and sit there without purpose for the rest of your life

I wish that I had all the money in the world and with HALF of it built a state of the art force field that allows me to breath safley but lets nothing else in

Wish granted you now relize that you cant think of any wishes at all. You sit for the rest of your life trying to think of a wish that is not completly lame

I wish for for Arzun to make a SPECIFIC WISH we can stop guessing what he means

Wish granted i dont talk, i think my wish

 I wish that your wishes only effect yourself

Wish granted, but since your good for nothing now your killed off.

I wish that Tunk would ask me out...

Wish granted. You now have a unlimited production of 1 gold per Tick.

I wish that Jarlaxle wasn't *beep* or a stalker or interested in being *beep* or a stalker with me.

Wish granted. You go to the North Pole where it is very cool. You get frostbite and die.

I wish I had a Floating Goat.

wish..........well....not granted cuz i dont know what that is.

i wish that i knoew everything. muhahahahahahahha

I ban Pussy for wanting one... weirdo.

I wish I had nothing but everything all day every day.

wish granted all you have is people talking about love to the piont that you cant take it anymore

i wish arzun was banned for thinking i was for real

wish granted as you are not real you drift into limbo

i wish she came back from limbo

Wish Granted. Anything that is bad for you now doesn't happen. This includes all stuff like medicine because it creates side effects. And store bought food, because it is loaded with salt and stuff.

I wish Jarlaxle would die and quit stalking me or even be near me. He scares me with his homoseksuality.

Wish granted, people like Ratamahata can no longer wish for invulnerabilty, but the poor unfortunate and unlucky players still can, they wish to be invulnerable and take over all the areas.

I wish for a round of unspecified alchoholic breverages to be given to everyone who plays VU.  You guys deserve it ^_^ (Anyone who contridicts this wish will cause no one to get any alchohol)

Wish granted. After you drink it you realise that it is poisoned... Geuss some of your peasents didn't like you....

I wish that my spelling and grammer would be perfect, so I could blamelessly flame people for horrid spelling....

wish granted you won your work/school loto heres 10 bucks

I wish all of my wishes came out the way I want them.

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(cause I HATE HOMEWORKS)

I wish for world destruction  :)

wish granted

i wish i had around a 30 cm (if you know what i mean ;))

Wish granted. Now that you are satisfied you wonder what the meaning of death is, so you go to find out first hand..... You are found by a poor fisherman, 10 years later.....

I wish to rule the New player world, and have the ability to transfer money and resources from there to my account in Fantasia, and that Zeta wouldn't mind, and would make sure I wasn't banned.

Wish granted Halo is set off and everyone dies.

It would have been just as easy to use Armagedon

I wish I had Halo tech. Guns vs. Swords guess who wins.