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Wishes
18:51:33 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish granted, you understand his granting of your wish but you spend your whole life doing that and nothing more :)

I wish my penis wasn't in my Ferraris exhaust and that I had my playboy bunnies in the car going down a long highway.


20:23:05 Feb 7th 07 - Lord Mielo:

wish granted ... you're no longer in the exhaust of the Ferrari and the bunnies are driving far far away from you on the long highway :p

I wish I wished something useful that I can continue wishing from my wish list ...


20:34:17 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish Granted, you wish for something useful, but it was only useful to you for about 10seconds then it disappears and you get all upset and go crying to your mummy.

I wish the bunnies were in the car with me and were naked :D


20:39:57 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted (I'm sorry but that wish is alrealdy wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyy to messed up)

I wish that Mr. Scientist and his bunnies would get blown up really far away and I would be 5 miles away..


20:59:06 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish granted, but unfortunately for you Mr Scientist is indeed god like and survives the blast, however the bunnies do not and he is not happy with you for wishing this upon him and his car so he comes back and haunts you by doing a nude dance in front of you.

I wish Xemnas was blown up with the bunnies in someone else Ferrari, leave mine out of this :P


21:06:24 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but Xemnas to has godlike  powers and survives. He then blows up your new PS3.

I wish Scientist didn't have godlike powers.


21:55:01 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish Granted but you weren't specific which Scientist. You forget mere mortal, it is MR Scientist to you.

I wish Xemnas would change his name to something which sounds a bit better, come on its not all that good :P


22:02:45 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted  he will now change his name next Era but sadly because  I planted a bomb in your house you go up in the Air. *_*

I wish that Mr.Scientist would not have godlike powers.


22:34:08 Feb 7th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish Granted, Mr Scientist looses his godlike powers and he gains godly powers for hosting yet another successful round of Werewolf. He then smites you for being so small.......

I wish that Xemnas didn't have a grudge against the almighty Scientist


01:27:49 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted Xemnas no longer holds a grudge.

I wish I had the same IQ of Andrei.


01:40:13 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

fine, your IQ is now 76

Now i wish for the ability to speak Spanish


01:44:16 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted the only language you can speak is a  middle age spanish that nobody uses anymore(that's for saying that his IQ is 76 check out riddles he answered impossible suff in 10m)

I wish I could lose 5 pounds.


02:01:14 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Tunk:

Wish granted. You lose five British Pounds (I'm not British myself)

I wish that I wasn't so bored...


03:13:48 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Kylej:

Wish gratned, but as soona s u realise wat u wanna do with ur life, u also realize that ur too lazy to do it.

I wish I had a new CD-RW with dvd player for my computer.


03:21:57 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

wish granted, then you relize that you cant install it and throw it away

i wish for a state of the art laptop


04:06:01 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Pussy:

wish granted but then your batteries go flat before you can even do anything with it because its faulty

i wish i had a beer


16:35:54 Feb 8th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish granted, you have a beer, but you are under the legal age limit in Hong Kong and get arrested for underage drinking. You are thrown into prison where you rot in a cell for the rest of your meaningless life :P

I wish I had my Ferrari back with the bunnies in, I miss them :(


09:29:32 Feb 9th 07 - Mr. I Love Dragon:

Wish granted...but the bunnies are eating your car..WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!

I wish for Lord Spoon to be killed


11:11:24 Feb 9th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

wish granted lord spoon dies but when he dies you were standing too close to him and he suddenly caught on fire resulting in lord spoon exploding and spoons spraying every were jabing into your flesh effectively making you a dragon loving satay then the bunnies eat you.
you die

i wish that every one had there wishes granted and i got a gold fish



19:18:21 Feb 9th 07 - Mr. Walker:

Your wish (and everyone's wishes) granted, however, while carrying your gold fish home to put into it's fishbowl, you walk too close to a giant goldfish eating squid who grabs you by mistake, causing you to drop your fish into the ocean where it evolves into a beautifull mermaid who comes back to look for you and finds only your squid slimed shoes. She swims away broken hearted.

I wish I had a mermaid of my own.


20:35:51 Feb 9th 07 - Lord Erunion Telcontar:

Wish granted. She weighs 624 pounds, is 5'4, 94 years old, and slightly sadistic.

I wish that I could be #1 next era...


04:24:15 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

you aare number one in era 24 but then you die of hart cancer  because it took you so long to number one.

i was alive and the mermaid was back


05:10:25 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

she back with another merman, you commit suicide

i wish that the merman was me


05:22:52 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

wish granted you are the merman but you get mermaid aids which is a lot worse than human aids you shrivel up and die.

i wish i had a happy fluffy bunny


05:27:42 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

you get your bunny and make love to it and you get aids.

I wish that i din't have any disease or sickness


05:45:40 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

wish granted but insted of living cleanly like your presteen shiny skin is ment to insted you go fight  evil is the bowels of a radoactive  sewage dump making you a perfectly healthy giant mutant, sadly giant mutants doent get the goverments compensation you get angry and start destroying tokio then the cheat commandos come in blowing you to tiny pieces

i wish that i had never met that happy fluffy bunny. and i wish that i had my goldfish back and i was as far away from the sea as possible

(Edited by Mr. Salaracen 2/10/2007 5:48:56 AM)


19:05:35 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Jarlaxle:

wish grant but I bomb you, the end.

I wish I could bomb Salaracen again, and again, and again without it backfiring.


19:37:48 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

you pressed the wrong button when u tried to bomb salaracen and because of it got beat up by a girl o.O

I wish i was as smart as Andrei -(o.o)-

 


20:06:45 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

wish granted you are now as smart as andrei but you dont know that you are and go on living your life and become a bum

i wish that i had 140iq instead of 130


21:27:26 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

wish granted, you know have an iq of 140 but i hit you with my big monstertruck and your brains got splattered,

i wish i was as smart as Andrei -(o.o)- and know it so i use it :D

 

 


23:30:41 Feb 10th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but since I already wished for that your wish is null and void.


I wish that I could beat my dad at Age of Mythology 2


02:54:43 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

you do, but as all looks bad for the rest of the players a hero emeges from behind a rock sumons fimbulwinter 3 times the use's ragnarock and kills you.

i wish i could go on age of mythology on the internet


04:37:53 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but whenever you go on you get attacked by Canadian Lazer Bears, Flying PUrple Hippo's and Chicken gods 1 second into the game.


I that school used little learnimobobers that allowed you to learn stuff in 2 minutes.


11:21:31 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

Wish granted, but since your brains are under developed you think you are a chicken for the rest of your life and got raped by santa claus o.O

I wish Xemnas doesn't steal my wishes and do them first o.O


11:34:56 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Salaracen:

wish granted but instead xemnas gets way better wishes than the ones you get so your sad and become emo

i wish i new what its like to be elmo


11:40:54 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

Wish granted, you are now so emo , you jump off a big @ss building because your sad T_T

I wish i was rich and xemnas was my b*tch =)


12:39:40 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish granted, You are Xemnas and Rich is your *beep*.......

I wish that I was a winner in everything I do


13:39:13 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus:

wish granted, i am a winner in everything i do ;)

I wish that my reindeers get babys :)


14:17:24 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

Wish granted, your raindeers got babies but mommy and daddy raped them and ate them o.O

i wish xemnas was MY *beep* and i HAVE alot of MONEY


14:55:12 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus:

wish granted, xemnas is my b*tch and i already have a lot of money.

I wish my raindeers get more babies and mommy and daddy are not hungry anymore, also i wish for a new computer to be dilivered at my school, a new  car, and a Sp00n.


16:14:14 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but because you multi wished it doesn't count.


I wish everyone would stop wishing that I was there b*tch it's messed up.


(Edited by some guy 2/6/2007 4:18:20PM)



(Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/11/2007 4:18:47 PM)


16:53:40 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus:

Wish granted(partly)

i wish Xemnas is my reindeers b*tch and that my reindeers would then give him to me as a present:)


17:38:01 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

wish granted, i totally do not believe xemnas is a *beep*...

hes less then a *beep* o.O

i wish santa claus would gimme a raindeer baby


18:02:28 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but since the reinderr baby was rabid it kills you.


I wish everyone that wished that I was a B*tch in some form of the word would go to h*ll


18:50:49 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Scientist:

Wish granted, you go to hell and everyone else joins you. They continue to call you names all throughout your stay in hell, which lasts, oh wait, FOREVER!! :P

I wish I had a Ferrari which playboy bunnies weren't eating :(


18:57:21 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish granted but since your evil the world breaks open and you and you Ferrari and your bunnies fall down to H*ll where you guys burn,

I wish that I wasn't  in H*ll


19:11:45 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

wish granted, you aren't in hell you are in the void of devilspawn now, the only thing that happens there is you beieng my b*tch and blowing me o.O

i wish my raindeer baby isn't aggresive nor rabied nor selfsuicidal nor ugly nor hateful nor bunnyrapingful nor evil o.O


19:21:42 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Xemnas:

Wish  Granted but since it is so nice it goes to heaven while you are in H*ll

I wish that all those g*y guys would stop asking me to be they're B*tch(seriously Notice theMr. in  my name and the Mr. in you name.)

(Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/11/2007 7:23:28 PM)


19:32:02 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Proilon:

wish granted you get the request from the shemales

I wish the xemnas would stop posting such wierd riddles


19:33:33 Feb 11th 07 - Mr. Devilspawn:

wish granted, but since proilon is the only 4 year old in this game the wish has been terminated

I wish proilon is Xemnas' *beep*, so even Xemnas is happy =)


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