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Wish granted. You are not in control of yourself enough to use them, and therefore burn yourself to a crisp.

I wish to live a long life, perfectly happy, doing what I want to do (this includes NOT being experimented on to change what I think makes me happy), occasionally helping others, and being quite content.

wish granted you are now my slave

i wish that i had complete control over everyones wishes. and nothing can go wrong to harm me. in any way

wish granted. your troops now train one soldier every year. that is every 365 vu days.

i wish my troops were the strongest in the game and never had any losses. or ever have any losses

Wish granted, you instantly have a sex change and you tell everyone to start calling you Mary.

I wish I had a copy of Sun Tzu's "Art of War"

Wish granted...*Takes rifle and shoots tunk*  there you go buddy, *throws sniper rifle in grave*

I wish I didn't feel guilty about killing Tunk now...

Wish granted, the peasants revolt, killing your family and raping you, you wee yourself.

I wish time travel was actually possible, then i could see my gran before she died.

Wish granted, your soldiers are all instantly trained to be experts with the yo-yo. They go in to battle and are all killed, the enemy runs after you, just before they kill you, you wee yourself.

I wish i could juggle

Wish granted. Your army can now use every weapon perfectly, but there perception of who the enemy are is lost. Your troops go through a bloody battle in which every soldier has some obscure thing sticking out of them (like cows, peasants, spiked yo-yo's, and even ET (who wees himself)).

I wish I would stop wishing for sniper rifles.

Wish Granted. I find a way around it.

I wish for Mosin-Nagant Bolt-action Rifle with a 6x scope on the ground a couple feet away from me.

Wish granted. YOU BASTARD I TAKE YOUR CHANGE AND MAKE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT! YOU DIE FORTY CENTS WORTH!

I want my kitty back. *gives finger to Kylej*

Wish granted. Zeta hates you and pees on you

I wish we would stop with the urination jokes.

wish granted you take that joke in your mouth.

I wish I had an income of over 10 mil.

Wish granted? maybe...?

I wish Jarlaxle wasn't so god damn confusing...

I wish people knew that Jarlaxle is MY NAME DAMN IT! And perhaps that other people would wish also.

\/\/()()7 for duel-Wishes.

I wish for no more dual wishes.

Wish granted, you use the ass hairs of many sweaty fat men,

I wish I had a strawbery

(GRRR)

Wish granted, the cat stays far away from some guy named Me but follows you around all day.

I wish I had clue,

Wish granted, but then you think of the ultimate wish and can't do anyhting about it : )

I wish I wasn't insane

Wish granted, you snap because the person you hate won't leave you alone,

I wish I had super powers

Wish granted, now I will sit and play VU 24/7 and rant all day and night :-}

I wish that elves would leave me alone...

Wish granted, but you're to stupid to think o*beep*ood wish,

I wish I could think of a wish :(

Wish granted, but since he is dead already, theres was no fun in doing it.

I wish i knew what that ultimate wish was

Wish granted, unfortunatly as a side affect you go mute and so cant wish for it.

I wish 2+2=fish

wish granted, but you're already dead, so it doesn't do much good does it?

I wish I had some food

Wish granted. You're teacher thinks you're cheating and gets you expelled. When you finnaly come back to school you have forgotten everything and have to start back at grade 1....

I wish that I would be fully immortal