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Start over, how about this one:

Brad Pitt just accepted a 10 million dollar deal to play Captain America in the upcoming movie.

Negative: Marvel cancels production due to Brad Pitt's homicidal melt down on set, killing half the cast and crew.

Positive: Cameraman films the massacre and sells it for billions

Next person state "Negative" then continue
(even the lamest start can turn into something awesome, just be creative, comical, and fresh. Kind of like Mad Libs. Think "News Flash MADLIBS)

Positive:  All the more women for me!

Positive: Piece maker has a fat rubber and it doesnt matter to him

Positive: But he does not get AIDS

Positive:  Yeah, lots of kids to train into a super breed of VU warrior

Positive: its all over his wife

(its positive because he didnt have it)

Positive: Slade rubs his...um...all over a fern and finds a cure!

<3 slade

(Hahahahahahaha nice last one)
Positive: The poison ivy makes it swell up, thus making it bigger

Positive: the explosion attracts the notice of the Swedish Bikini team and they run to his aid.

Positive: They used to be women. (xD)

wow u guys are dirty minded

Negative: HIS PENOR IS BLOWN OFF!

i said be original. dirty jokes are about as uncreative and cliche as you can get. How dirty someone's mind is just shows how worthless it is too.

Positive-penguin has no feelings

Positive: It won't hurt if he gets kicked in the nuts

Positive: He can finally get his long-awaited sex change and nobody will notice the difference

Positive: Blowing your nose takes on a whole new meaning

Congratulations Lithium, you're lame. Just do either of them, not both.

Positive: The new meaning was epic failure, so it's back to its old meaning, which turns blowing your nose in public legal again.

positive- steroids go on sale half price for the duration.

Spoon I was trying to turn it away from a Penguin bashing session.

Positive: Penor finally isn't made fun of anymore for his shortage of manhood. Soon, a shortage of steroids turns everyone back to normal after a while.

Positive- some women like "small" men.

Have to reboot the game again, How come it always ends up on male anatomy. Some people have some kind of obsession here. I don't think it's healthy.

New Rules for the game, because this isn't as fun or as clever as it should.

Rules
1. Each Good News or Bad News in form of news flash, something an anchorman would read off the teleprompter (not Will Ferrel archorman).

2. No more sexual jokes, they've been burnt out and have outlast their welcome.

3. Addition must be some kind of event, not just a comment. Something has to happen and the story must progress.

Good, I will start off with a real news flash and then you guys can try it again.

Breaking News; A Black Bear in Snowflake, Arizona, is wanted for Grand Theft Auto. Apparently the bear used it's claws to break in and drive off. (Real story up to this point, no joke. Except not in Snowflake. I don't remember where it was.)

Good News: Reports say that it is a olive green gremlin. The owner is not pushing charges.

Bad News: The baby was last seen in the car and is now reported missing. It looks like the bear is not only a car robber, but a kidnapper as well.

bad news -the baby  is actually 12 years old he is just short fat and bald they find quickly that he spells at a grade 1 level and has no personal skills. he was found with a World of warcraft manual and a knife. as well as a poopy diaper.

as  it turns out that the note wasnt in another language, it was just very poorly spelled and read "pleeze dunt maik maiy babee eet samun heez alerjic, he is uglee but ids OK becawse he iz stupud tu. he likes wurld of wawrcraft and fur the luv uv gawd dunt tell him whear wee liv. "

 the paper was traced to British Columbia.

Real News: Barak Obama is not American. His presidency is unconstitutional.

Bad News: Biden will be president if this goes through and kicks Obama out.

Anyways, back to game, dont include this.

good news- he then moved back to BC where he currently resides trolling the inetrnet for unwary people.