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23:53:15 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar:

bad news- Kiera Knightley has quit her acting career to care of the kid.


23:55:01 Aug 10th 09 - Mr. Lithium:

Good news- the kid drank bleach and now Kieras calendar is free


23:58:38 Aug 10th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar:

Bad News - Keira was discovered the murderer, feeding her kid bleach, telling him it was 7-Up. She is now in prison for life.


00:18:33 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Good news- the murderer was actually not the mother, instead was a 6 foot 4 loser who was banned from MySpace for criminal actions met his soulmate in prison. They now enjoy having jockstrap sniffing contests with each other.


00:19:01 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Lithium:

good news- Megan fox agreed to play her in the TV movie, minime signs to play the child


02:18:26 Aug 11th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar:

Bad News: Megan constantly calls Mini Me "elfman" during the production. Mini gets in a fight with Megan Fox. Megan eats Mini Me


02:51:33 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Lithium:

Good news Megan fox is still hot


03:31:04 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Bad News: Shes well beyond anyone who plays this games league.


04:12:16 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Good News: She wants me in my fantasies


04:24:37 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Redx:

bad news not even in your fantasies


04:39:54 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Ninja Aburame:

good news she desires me =P


20:28:03 Aug 11th 09 - Prince Mielo:

**The first one that comes ranting on here about facebook or other real life related matters gets a ban. Keep it ON-TOPIC!!**

thanks



20:31:19 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Bad news: She does not desire people that come ranting on here about facebook or other real life related matters. :)


20:35:19 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Lithium:

good news - she probably has herpes from being engaged to BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN gross!


21:00:53 Aug 11th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

*wonders how that is good news and decides to change the topic*

Bad news: Transformers 2 sucked in my mind.


21:04:35 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Good news: Now I dont need to put money out to see it


21:35:09 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Bad news: You'll miss out on seeing Megan Fox's hottness


21:52:39 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Pubeguin The Hairy Cheezburger:

Good news: More Megan Fox for Penguin


21:54:21 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Bad news: Its the only thing the kid wants to see... so I may have to see it anyway (god damn it)


22:14:03 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Good news: The kid enjoys it so much that you have to buy the whole set of transformer toys


22:21:34 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Lithium:

bad news -they are made of plastic and easily broken, now the kid wnats GI joe.


23:15:26 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Bad news: The main character in GI Joe is played by a D-bag.


23:35:25 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Good news: I can distract the kid with lego.


23:36:37 Aug 11th 09 - Sir Pubeguin The Hairy Cheezburger:

bad news: Kid loves to swallow lego


23:40:53 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Good news: Hospital is like, 3 mins away.


23:41:52 Aug 11th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Bad news: 3 minutes is too far for him and he chokes and dies on lego

Then the parents sue the Lego company for 50 billion dollars


00:02:39 Aug 12th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

good news: Replacing the child means coupulation. Excessive copulation.


00:02:41 Aug 12th 09 - Sir Pubeguin The Hairy Cheezburger:

Good news: they make 500 billion dollars cause lawyers were awesome


00:04:27 Aug 12th 09 - Mr. Tycose:

Bad news: Laywers take most of it in fees.

:/


17:29:46 Aug 12th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

Good news: You hire a ninja black-ops super secret badass to steal your money from their respective bank accounts!


17:34:06 Aug 12th 09 - Sir Big And Tasty:

Bad news: The bank is defended by even more badass black-ops guard ninjas.


04:46:30 Aug 13th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar:

Good New: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...

(Just had to say it since we were on lawyers, banks, and fees)


08:17:51 Aug 13th 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

Bad news: The Gecko roundhouse kicked you and took the money back when you weren't looking.


11:11:59 Aug 13th 09 - Shadowbane King Feliscar:

lol

Good News: I took my revenge and killed that filthy little lizard and sent him back to Sydney.


12:40:11 Aug 13th 09 - Duke Windscar The Random:

bad news- BC spontaneously combusted and exploded, with him in it


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