| Fantasian Chronicles |
*The Dark Lord Osiris walks onto his balcony to speak to the masses that have gatherd to hear his speach*
"It is true plebians the armies of Hex have come to disrupt this peace that i have worked so hard for" said the Dark Lord
"but you have only just returned to us" screamed the crown
"Alas i know my friends but it is forever to be my fate that i am forced to crush our enemies, those who deny us our freedom" replied Osiris
"TO WAR MY PEOPLE!" Osiris shouted.
As the mighty legions of Osiris started to march the band played a hisorical piece of music to inspire the troops.
we drink to our Swifty, for days come and gone
For the Age of Hex is just about done
We'll drive out the Qassim and restore what we own
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home
Down with Hanky, the leader of Scum
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll bum (your female relatives ofc)
We're the children of Legacy, and we fight all our lives
And when Armageddon beckons everyone of us dies
But this land is ours and we'll see it whiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams
Down with Hanky, the leader of scum
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll bum (guess who)
We're the children of Legacy , and we fight all our lives
And when Armageddon beckons everyone of us dies
We drink to our Swifty, for days come and gone
For the Age of Hex is just about done
As the cruel and crippled leaders of Hex heard this song their hearts sunk.
"how can we stand against such righteous might" Hanky whisperd to Qassim
"Ride out sire! we ride out to meet them!" was the simple Qassims reply
*hanky slaps his man servent qassim*
"Dont be stupid fool that only works in films, In reality we would be cut down"
*Hanky considers his options and decides that his only chance is to dye his hair black
"we must disguise ourselves as normals friends" he whispers to his council of evil
"That will not work sire" snivels Fred the failist (see what i did there? :D)
"Then our only chance is to surrender" cries the Hanky
Meanwhile the Dark lords armies advance scout encounters problems when it is struck by devil magic
"The fools, do they not know that this is just a large scout and they by showing their hand so soon they ruin themselves" said Finwe
"apparantly not sir" replies the majestic scrumpy Jack
"then they are all doomed" States Finwe
The armies of Osiris continue to mass. Soon an unstopable force (me) will meet a pathetic balsa wood wall (hex) and the fate of worlds will be decided. Who will you join citizen! (starship troopers for the cool peeps)
PS *excuse poor spelling its late and ive been drinking*
PPS *Question your god again and i will smite you down with gingeritis*
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you really do make me cringe sometimes
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23:15:05 Feb 22nd 12 - Mr. Wang Love:
you really do make me cringe sometimes
+1
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I used to make epic poems like you.. then I took an arrow in the knee.
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the forums are boring :P we must cheer them up!
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Then Hanky calls Bling who's a hell of a guy Some say he is mad others say he's just high
... who couldnt be arsed with the stories and kicks osi in the bollocks and sends him off home to his mommy to kiss better
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you still remind me of a pre teen whose found out a few curse words and insults
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no way to speak about osi
LOL
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You remind me of a dog turd i stood starring at one day. This fly kept buzzing around it, then finally it landed and started eating. Then it dawned... Stirlin!! He loves shit, and even if it was Osi's he'd still lap it up
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