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04:40:33 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Uncle Ricky, w-ill you tell us a- be-d time sto-rry pleasee?huh pleease

Alri-ght 

heere We g-ooo

Oh boy that uncle Ricky he's really wierd...
I know right what's he mean staihgt as an arrow or you're soul gets cast, right,?

.



04:53:30 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Evaluate, adapt, overcome.


Semper fidelis tyranisuorus.
Always faithful terrible lizard?
Is that what I said, ... Awsome


05:34:54 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Bane:

You need to put that crack pipe down


05:39:24 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Also insane inane aside

Washing laundry like 2 weeks ago 
Start the dryers
Old dude in black shirt enters 
Notice the portly old fellow in shirt
Says , " trogdor the burninator " with grahfic .
Lose my shit laughing.
Old Internet is old.


05:49:02 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Also again 





For you, the people


06:04:31 Sep 27th 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Sitting here thinking too easy to say not say go fuck yourself.... 

Too easy



G'night


22:59:36 Nov 22nd 19 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Hi everybody my name is mullet and I'm an alcoholic

Broke my leg at work haven't drank in a month
I am now out of pain pills 
And just drank 2 fuckin liters
Pray for me to die already.


04:42:01 Jan 13th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

If I were a rich man yuub a diib a yuub a diib a diba Yom  

I'd diba diba dybuyum


04:42:26 Jan 13th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Tradition tradition


07:01:35 Feb 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

After four months of legalness I might have my job I like back tomorrow Barr driving back n a blizzard it not look for an asshole in Niagara falls cuss ffs f critical assembly


07:02:33 Feb 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Baaahhhhhh humbug


09:03:10 Feb 28th 20 - Polydeuces (Konig Polydeuces):

I live only an hour away from Niagara Falls... you seem like you're having fun.


04:49:28 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

I'm just a gigolo and every where I go people know the part I'm playin payed for every dance selling each romance ooh what they singin there will come a day and youth will pass away and what will they say about me when the end comes I knows there's just a gigolo life goes on with out me 

(Repeat x1)
Cause I ain't got nobody oh nobody cares for me there's nobody cares for me I'm so sad and lonely sad an lonely sad an lonely won't some sweet momma take a chance with me cause I ain't so bad there now sing it 
(Scating)
(Repeat x2)
Oooooooh  one time keep a lovely beat lonly only only baby baby momma suga dalin I ain't got no bod ey nobody there's nobody there's nobody there's no one ain't no one loop de loop dalin dalin garnesh garnesh stasi de nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody cares for me


04:56:23 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

And then


06:13:52 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Fu*k you can't even sing singen Suma bi*ch aintcha

 oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raaww  oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay gimme the mic so I can take it away off on a natural charge bon voyage yeah from thehome of the dodger Brooklyn squad wu-tang Killa bees in the swarm rain on yo college a*s disco dorm for you to even touch my skill you gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill now chop that down pass it all around lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground for any emcee in any fifty two states I get pshyco Killa Norman Bates my producer slam my flow is like bam jump on the stage ah then dip down (I like the way you talk)
Oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw(x4)
This n* he fit keeping it nah anit lay low nah raw turnin it out this n* here he likes it raw dirt down to the floor see my name is the odb an I'll beatchyo a*s fo the ladies who know tellem who the Fu*k I be all the n* who know tellem who the Fu*k I be whatcha comes down on yo home like swa Fu*kn all around again aaah lika a flock a go pac I'm east coast got down padlock my su n* down on the flock
Oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw(x4)
Baby bady come on baby come on baby come on  Fu*k any body want break now I heard that I'm good who's the head of the lords Dirty bast*Rd from the wu-tang squad can I get raw yes dirty to the floor rhymes keepin on yo minds keep it indoor hip hop to me is like a vegetable my stash to yo is an m camp say what you what to say baby ayy  I flipp the microphone any day punk a*s wit me cus I got the gift of gab n*  get fad asked up or had this talent I got will result in swat emcees you got paid slot you never notice the black man jam oh it's the slam when it come to the money know that it monkey got to do what ya got ta do come on can I get a Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang it's on fa brain I get right diggy raw when it's time to get off the natural shot done terrible sh*t glaw and you won't step to me thinken is he really raw seems certain y'all if I wasn't really raw then you ain't here on the floor be like ooh hear that nah


06:32:38 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Oh and I lost my job again


Story of my life so far and it doesn't even matter
 
Furloughs a bitch y'all


07:13:58 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

And finally


08:03:57 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Do you have the time too listen to  me whine about nothinggg and everything all at once I am one of those melodramatic fools nerotic to the bone no doubt about it some times I give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up think I'm cracking up am I just paranoid or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams she said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down 
I went to a whore who said my life's a bore so quit my whining it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps sometimes I my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up i think  I'm  cracking up or am Ijust paranoid or am I stoned 
Lost and in control so I better hold on
Sometimes I  give  myselfsthe  creeps sometimeses my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up am I just paranoid or am I stoned. p


08:18:30 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Sometimes I hate text on mobile so oo fuckn much Iwant to fly to Sweden I couldn't even keep drinking how constrated I had to be to type wrong


08:35:18 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

And lastly 



It's hard to tts techno/electronica


08:36:44 Apr 16th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Hey arin how's sandstorm go


11:58:01 Apr 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

My neighbor called the sheriff in me the last time I blacked out. I thought it was longer ago that I came here then. It's getting bad again boy's. 



My name is d#ckhead and I'm a d#ckhead

Hi AA I lost my license and gathering is illegal. Gett fd


12:04:11 Apr 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Also I think my court date is gonna get f#$ked again good thing I payed my life savings for a lawyer to tell me that day. 

At least I didn't go through the house.
God I hate me and my crazy


12:38:47 Apr 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Adams song


13:18:06 Jun 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Court date is back up chums. I'll finally see what a fool I made of myself that night tommorow. Shitposting is love shitposting is life


14:07:20 Jun 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

I don't mind you comin' here 

And wastin' all my time
'cause when you're standin' oh so near
I kinda lose my mind

It's not the perfume you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair
And I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time

Instrumental

I don't mind hangin' out
And talkin' in your sleep 
It doesn't matter where you've been
As long as it was deep, yeah

You always knew to wear it well and
You look so fancy I can tell
I don't mind you hangin'out
And talkin' in your sleep

I guess your just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to feed
I guess your just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to bleed
Instrumental
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time, time 
'cause when you're standin'oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah

It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair
I don't mind comin'here
And wastin'all my time

I guess your just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to feed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to bleed

I guess your just what I needed
(Just what I needed)
I needed someone to feed
I guess your just what I needed
( Just what I needed)
I need someone to bleed ( yeah yeah) 

So bleed me

You're just what I needed
You're just what I needed
You're just what I needed
Yeah, yeah, yeah


14:11:23 Jun 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

His hair was perfect

Awhoo werewolves of London
Awhoo


14:21:44 Jun 28th 20 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Bang a gong y'all


18:01:02 Jul 1st 20 - Dragon Prophet Theophilus:

I think Mullet THC is actually Zeta.


07:58:44 Jan 31st 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Hey hows life and shit ain't to cold but it's past freezing here. An all that but how you


08:38:12 Jan 31st 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Me cause every body wants to run. That's good run from here to Gunderson I'll walk. I'll see how far they can run. It's a chauvinistic pig attitude that you gonna do something cause you work at the arsenal, and you gotta fucken mercedes benz an you ain't gotta walk eriy day so you gonna strut that ass strut strut that ass strut that ass. When you start walking my friend and you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won't be strut in that ass, you'll be half dead by the time you get there.


09:05:29 Jan 31st 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

And on another note personal note I would have to walk 12.5 miles to work for a mail sorting company that may or may not hold exclusive holdings on international shipping. Now I bought the vehicle that would transport me for 6548 yet my personal grivances against the state make me ineligible to drive. Call me an asshole but I believe that providing a vehicle free of charge as replacement for vehicle scraped for user error. I.E drove into guard rail. Is free admission to said vehicle for say a ride to work at 5 in the morning. Too finally also as well I pay for the rent and groceries monthly.


09:13:48 Jan 31st 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Ie don't trust a motherfucker you've been drinkingg 3 liters of whiskey with whom you met at a motel you where resident of for 5 months to let you drive home. Or trust your father that you've had to move in after for for shit.


17:47:51 Apr 12th 21 - Mr. Whick:

I havent heard or thought about this KD in over 10 years! Start it back up?


06:43:04 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

I tried I got IRL shit and human problems , read thread. Yes it's been three jobs and four years since I made my attempt. Mostly just use this as a platform to shit post shittely. And infrequently anon val for a bit or two. But don't tell anyone. 


06:50:15 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

No shit I came on tonight to post shimmy ya but I saw I did that already. Damn I'm so fuck,n dumb


08:10:52 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Fuck it ill ice cube instead


Break 'em
Shit!
Yo!
Juss wakin' up in tha mornnin', gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do'
Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-fo'?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kym, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm akksin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' niggas every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad, and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from them coward
'Caus jus' yesterday, dem fools tried ta blast me
Saw da police, and they rolled right past me
No flexin', didn't even look in a nigga's direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps
What's the 'haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em!
Roll 'em in a circle of niggas, and watch me break 'em
Wit' tha seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven, even Back Do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Domino!"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
(Shit!)
Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryynta fuck since the twelth grade
It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on her big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punanni
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin'
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a Barry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in tha mornnin', got tha Fat Burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp!"
Drunk as hell, but no thowwin' up
Halfway home, and my pager's still blowwin' up
Today, I diddn't even havvta use my AK
I gotta say it was a good day

A wait wait a minute pooh stop this shit what the fuck I'm thinkin' about


09:00:20 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

[Narrator]

The most precious thing in the world is the financial security and well-being of your family. You want to send your little ones to the best schools, and in the end, know that you've left them with peace of mind. Nowadays, we know that cash rules everything around us. Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill, y'all. That's why it's time to enter the 36 Chambers and Step to the Wu, Wu-Tang Financial.

[Narrator]
At Wu-Tang Financial, we'll work with you to devise the best plan for you and your fam.

[RZA]
I mean, Smith Barney-

[GZA]
Bunch of b*t*hes!

[RZA]
Old time farts! You gotta know how to jack this sh*t. You gotta know how to play this game rough, you know what I mean? I mean, in, out, get, grab, bonk!

[GZA]
You need to diversify your bonds, n***a.

[RZA]
Military is blowing up, we about to go to war. Invest in some nuclear bombs.

[GZA]
This ain't Trading Places, n***a! This is real f**king life! Protect your goddamn neck, a'ight?!

[RZA]
Wu-Tang Financial. A place for you and your kids.

[Narrator]
All of our trusted consultant's are here to meet your needs

[RZA]
Unfortunately the old dirty bastard couldn't make it here today but he sends his regards
Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da

[Narrator]
So call us because at the end of the day Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with

[All]
Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

[Narrator]
Step to the Wu Wu-Tang financial


09:38:06 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

Youtube.com/watch?v=5qtvuV4mx4s


09:43:09 Apr 16th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

And the Cream of the crop will rise to the top 

Oh yeah


05:07:53 May 20th 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

Uhn zigg uhn zigg You know what you doing take off every zigg


05:09:40 May 21st 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

Ah skeet skeet


05:32:24 May 21st 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

With mind bullets that's telekinesis kyle


06:13:50 May 26th 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull body. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy


10:08:27 May 26th 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

The man takes a drink

Then the drink takes a drink
And then the drink takes a man


10:17:12 May 26th 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8


10:25:59 May 26th 21 - Mr. Mullet Aswell:
หยุดดื่ม

11:00:06 May 26th 21 - Endless (Ms. Bastet):

what Font is that?


20:22:08 May 26th 21 - Prince Merlin The Magical:

Spoken like a poet



Mr. Mullet Aswell:

The man takes a drink

Then the drink takes a drink
And then the drink takes a man




13:41:49 Jun 4th 21 - Mr. Mullet Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpygO4iMNr8


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