Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
09:43:36 Nov 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - Oh my GOD! What did you do with the spoon! Forget about the spoon when he see the tapping service - Oh yea, that's what I was doing..
13:31:15 Nov 9th 06 - Mr. Senturu: hands Tasthos his wine, and wached as Tassadar banashed the spork to the world of charr. (where the hell that is i dont know) looking down at Mielo and Efrandor he yells get the hell offa that. pulls out his FPWDP club (for people who dont pay) and starts smackin em around.
16:17:36 Nov 9th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos never notices the missing relic as he is drown to one of the relics, a cub with billions of markings around it. One of the faces, however, is a symbol he had never seen before, but looked demonic in origin. Tasthos takes a sip of the wine before casting a scrying spell. Tasthos's eyes widen as he sets the object down, his voice filled with dread, "Karsath... What have you been doing?" Tasthos begins feverishly moving through the notes and vellum sheets. Tasthos begins reading over one of Dael's notes about the object.
19:37:03 Nov 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - God dammit Senturu, that hurts!! Throws up a couple of hundred gold coins - There, now let me drink again, Mielo, this round in on me, lets get drunk as fast as possible, gotta forget about that spoon again, gotta keep the beer running to me. Yahooo!
00:45:18 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax stares at Efrandor and Mielo frenching the tap. And looks at the demon playing with some small object. Xiax shakes his head. "This place as really gone down hill." Xiax picks up his barstool. He then proceeds to attack everyone he sees with said barstool. "EULA!!" (Thats his battle-cry.)
01:24:36 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Senturu: hurriedly picks up the gold. looks up and watches as Xiax startbeepting people with a bar stool, you dumbass grabs his club and starts a duel with Xiax
02:03:45 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Arghh!! I shall not be defeated!!" Xiax swings his stool wildly at Senturu. "Wonderstool powers activate!" Xiax performs some seriously complex dance moves and his bar stool starts glowing and turns into bucket.
02:31:09 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Senturu: arches an eyebrow. what the heck is that walks over to Xiax and hits him over the head and drags him out of the tavern dumping him outside....picking up the bucket senturu realizes that it would make a good bathroom bucket. walks off to the bathroom
04:19:18 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Nooo! My magic barstool!" Xiax rushes back into the tavern at great speeds, creating such high winds that if their were women wearing dresses (Or men, I know some people here are screwed up enough for that) it would have been blown above her chest. Xiax rips off a piece of a table and uses it as a shield to slam into Senturu's exposed back. Catching Senturu off balance, Xiax quickly retakes his magical bucket and combinens it wiwth his shield. "Wonderstool powers activate!" The piece of a table and the bucket starts glowing as Xiax starts going into his dance moves again and they combine together to form A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING ELEPHANT! Whose even larger than your mother's breasts! (Senturu god-mods so much so I'll try it out. :D)
08:58:54 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Chuckles at the entertainment...
11:14:22 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Looks up just i ntime to see Xiax create his big elephant. - Oh my.. Better join in on the fun. - Beerdrinkpowersactivated!!!! Liters and liters of beer flies out from the tapping advidce, building up from the floor to the roof, at first it seems like a big old drunken man, but when it gets more and more complete, the horrifying truth is obvius, it's a: Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! - "Carrot eating heavyweight chick!!" obey my order, attack Xiax, and attack him fast! Hooja!!! The Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! run towards Xiax amazing wonderus tablechair, passes Senturu and tripps on his leg, the Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! falls to the ground creating a ocean of beer on the whole of the tavern floor.* - Oh well... Beer anyone?
13:46:52 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Hooray for Efrandor! Free Beer!"
14:32:35 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Starts to walk out slowly when Senturu looks upon him with his club high high up and realises what it is he has done, upon leaving he comes up with two choices he can choose from; 1. Leave as quick as he can and go to bed with hes lovely wife the cat or: 2. Take of the clothes, slip in to the beer costume and swim around in the beer hiding from Senturu and getting free beer. - Hum hum hum... Numero 2! Splash!
18:50:26 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo: hey ... is that the sound of beer ?? allrighty .... mielo jumps into the beerbathing fun and worships Efrandor ^^
22:41:40 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Brings up a small take-with-you-as-you-go-temple and hands it over to Mielo - There you go.
00:50:08 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Senturu: watches the giant fat lady fall and make a giant splash in the beer....senturu gets up and starts looking for Efrandor, holding his club aloft as he's trudging through the beer to find Efrandor. unable to find Efrandor senturu startbeepting people with his club wondering where Efrandor is. after walking to the middle of the Tavern senturu realizes that he cant swim and falls through the hole in the floor where the fat lady fell.*
02:27:33 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos pulls Senturu out of the hole and sets him down on the bar table before a sinister grin plasters itself on Tasthos's snout. Tasthos kneels and begins freezing the liquid beer with a powerful ice spell.
07:50:44 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Gets up in time and stick a few popsicle sticks in the beer before Tasthos froze the beer........ .......Beer cicles anyone????
11:41:31 Nov 11th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - Oooh, lovely, I want some, just gotta get up from this... ice first.. And Senturu, sorry for any truble I might have caused you, want a cookie?
11:44:27 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Senturu: lays there passed out. while under the beer he drank until he couldent drink no more. then drank some more.
21:52:48 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos suddenly gets an odd sense of deja vu, but shrugs it off before smiling a little. He walks to an empty corner of the tavern, ice free, and summons a pool table. Pulling a cigar out and lighting it, Tasthos leans over and begins to shoot pool.
23:36:09 Nov 11th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax joins Tasthos at pool.
00:28:13 Nov 12th 06 - Mr. Ruler: ruler starts to critize [spelling?] everyones obvious crapness at pool
00:51:59 Nov 12th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Hey what are you talking about? I'm godly at pool, I'm just pretending I'm not..."
12:57:11 Nov 12th 06 - Mr. Senturu: suddenly gets up and hits Ruler over the head. unsure why he did that, he then walks over to join in the game of pool im a champ. got my own trophy too. pulls out his diploma for passing first grade, dated 9/15/2006 whoops wrong one. ill find it later.
14:11:00 Nov 12th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Picks up a icepiker and sets himself free, then heads over to the pool area to join up. - ooh, pool, how fancy hick
06:11:18 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos suddenly remembers something from millenias before and starts chuckling, shaking his head. Tasthos shrugs and just leans on his pool stick, taking a trip down memory lane.
09:37:40 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Senturu: as Tasthos stares off into the distance senturu sneaks over and kicks his pool stick out from under him, and Tasthos falls with a loud thunk on the ground, everyone starts laughing
12:21:37 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - oooh Senturu, you are so hick funny! hick (I hope your haircolour is brown/black..)
15:17:55 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Growls before standing and grabbing Senturu, smashing him into the wall a few times, then breaks every bone in his body. After this, Tasthos lifts his claws and murmurs, "Which should I cut out first, snarl his throat, or his heart?" Tasthos, after hesitating a moment, snorts in disgust before tossing Senturu to the side, deciding to let the miserable creature live. The Hell Dragon then stands, arms crossed, glaring at Senturu. The demon's aura is black and steadily darkening the entire tavern.
16:41:52 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Efrandor picks up his beepnal of wooden spoons and throw one to everyone in the room - Quick, defend yourselbeepainst that devil!! Then he picks up Senturu and runs behind the bar to defend the alcohol and.. Senturu. - Don't you come over here, god dammit!
18:53:16 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos sighs before rubbing his brow. After downing of a flask he carried with him at all times, the demon aura recedes rapidly and the tavern lightens. Tasthos continues rubbing his brow, this time trying to fight off the effects of the powerful alcohol he just chugged. With the urge for bloodshed slowly leaving his body, the demon gives Efrandor a look before closing his eyes, working on his forehead, speaking, "You can come out now... Devil indeed... I'm only the second most powerful demon in my family, not counting the half-breeds." The door opens and in walks a young elven woman with green eyes, long blue hair, clad in a light armor and white jeans with a white cloak wrapped around her. Tasthos then notices something else, her aura. It's not elven. Tasthos immediately recognizes the familiar feel of her aura and grins, "Hey! Kurelia! How's the elves?" The woman looks at Tasthos before noticing the icy floor. She shakes her head and snaps his fingers. Instantly, the beer, frozen and unfrozen, vanishes from the floor and two fresh kegs are sitting next to her. Kurelia then looks at Senturu before looking at Tasthos while speaking to Efrandor, her voice like a gentle, relaxing stream, "Is he causing trouble again?"
18:58:55 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - You bet he is! I almost killed him with my spoons, lucky for him you came along, Cruela, Creela, Crilla... Crua, Fura... Kurlia, Kurelia, sorry... Want another beer?
21:59:29 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia laughs light-heartedly before she give Efrandor a smile, "Elven brandy. And trust me, out of anyone here, I'm probably the only one capable of holding a lick to my brother over there." Tasthos growls, glaring at Kurelia, "HEY!!!" "Oh you hush... Like I have any interest in any one but Arekan." Tasthos asked, "How is the old bastard?" "He's only five hundred and fourty one!" Kurelia snaps at Tastho, "You're what? Over fourty thousand years old?" "Still..." Tasthos smirks, "He's been around too long." "You- OH!!!" Kurelia stomps her foot before snapping her fingers, causing a chair to slip under Tasthos and knock him to the floor, Tasthos yelping before hitting the ground.
23:41:33 Nov 14th 06 - Mr. Senturu: can anyone help me....i kinda cant move....um...my bones are broken..........and Tasthos next time if u do that to me again im gonna get my golden spoon and beat you like an unwanted red headed step child.
23:46:17 Nov 14th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Brings out a weelchair while keeping his eyes on Kurelia all the time - Here use this! Throws it towards Senturu while still looking on Kurelia, accidently hits one of the toes. - Sooo, you are elvish are ya, come here often? hick
00:48:33 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Don't worry! I'll heal you Senturu!" Xiax takes out his trusty wooden stick, he gets a delirious look in his eyes. He then shouts. "HEAL!!" And whacks Senturu with the stick. Repeatedly. Miraculously, Senturu does heal. "Through god's power I have healed you from the damage that demon has inflicted on your soul."
01:07:05 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia giggles at Efrandor, realizing he can't sense her aura. The young elven maiden then lenas forward, "Efrandor. His name," Kurelia points to Tasthos, "Is Tasthos Drathor. My name, is Kurelia Drathor... You figure it out." Kurelia then leans back and sips her brandy. Kurelia then throws a ball of red energy at Senturu that hovers around him, replinishing his blood. Kurelia then looks at a skulking Tasthos, "Oh come on! You cause more trouble than Dael!" Tasthos rolls his eyes as he sits next to Kurelia and then speaks, "Look, you're my only sister, so I worry, alright? Can or can't a guy worry about his sister?" Kurelia chuckles, "Riiiight..." (Edited by Mr. Tasthos Drathor 11/15/2006 1:07:49 AM)
01:55:20 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: "You guys are siblings? I thought Kurelia meant you two are married... You god darn incestious perverts. Well it's no wonder since you two are evil demons and all, and we all know evil and incest (not to mention all sorts of other nasty perverted things I dare not mention in the prescence of infants) are causally linked."
03:24:14 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia makes a face, "What?! Me and- NO WAY!!!" Tasthos also seemed pretty sickened, "By the crimson flames of- Uh-uh. Even I'm not THAT sick. Besides, she's already planning to mate with Arekan, an elven High Priest. I, on the other hand, also happen to have mate! She is still single, I have a wife and four kids already, so go away..." "Huh? When'd you get mated off?" Kurelia asked Tasthos. "When I was banished by Karsath." Tasthos replied calmly. "Oh, the plot thickens... What was charge?" Kurelia seemed interested. Tasthos actually stopped in mid sip before lowering the glass and shaking his head, "Wasn't one... I was just... Cut off from Hell." Kurelia closed her eyes halfway then spoke, "That's lame... Well, gotta go to my wedding... Oh, by the way, you guys better have a LOOOOOT of beer, buz I plan to bring the party here after the wedding." Tasthos groans, "Holy shi- You better not!" Too late, for she was gone. Tasthos groans and grumbles, "This day just got worse in the worst possible way..."
07:25:17 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: yay we gonna have a party. ok we need lots of beer. so.........Xiax for hitting me over the head you go to the other taverns and steal there's Efrandor you go too. and dont screw it up. i got to clean this place up..... walks over to Tastho's, kicks him. thats for breaking every bone in my body. and also for hurting me. ur gonna help me clean this place. go to the bathroom and clean out the buckets...and i dont know conjure up some fancy ones. to make them look better.
09:19:56 Nov 15th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Whats as Kurelia walks out the door - But wait, I can steal beer for you!! I have a high income, I can give you everything you want, ooooh, your such a lady, my foxy lady, my elvishly foxlishly lady, you will be mine!! Hick Senturu hits him on the shoulder and ponts to the door - What come on, she likes me!? - There will be beer here soon, so you have to go, Senturu says. - Really? Ok.. Efrandor walks out of the tavern, after a few minutes a large bang and screams is heard, suddenly it feels rather warm all over the place and the darkening sky shines up by fire. - What the hell is going on out there!? The whole tavern wonders high. The screams continues and the fire is getting higher and higher, warmer and warmer, suddenly the screams stops and a sigh of relief is heard, and soon after the fire are out, everyone waits with patience to see what will happen next, SUDDENLY, the door slams open, there are Efrandor again, with a wagon in a rope behind him...* - Sooo, they didn't want me by the other taverns, sooo, I'm back, but I brought some beer with me, Grouff, bring in the beer!! 15 dwarfes start bringing in the beer to the back of the tavern. - Soo, when does the party arrive, may I bring my cat.. wife? Edit: Hick (Edited by Lord Efrandor 11/15/2006 9:20:51 AM)
10:05:07 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: watches the dwarfs bring in the beer yes, yes you can bring your wife. but none of your kids. people might get bad ideas about getting cats drunk....and with tasthos around fire is a comodady. so looks at the dwarfs take that to the cold room. walks around thinking now who am i gonna get to keep Xiax and Efrandor from drinking it all? (forgot to mention, Efrandor my hair is dark brown. so u got it right.) (Edited by Mr. Senturu 11/15/2006 10:05:57 AM)
10:14:16 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Notices that Kurelia left an item behind that might be important. He realizes that it was that red ball of energy she used to heal Senturu.As he picks it up, he can hear the faint screams of souls trapped within the orb. (Edited by Mr. Tassadar 11/15/2006 10:17:52 AM)
10:41:03 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: walks over and nocks out Tassadar, then taking the Red Orb. once senturu held the Orb he eyes began to shine with a deep red, while holding the Ord an aura began to grow around him. filling him with demonic energies muhahahahahahahaha dissapears in a puff of red mist
12:38:55 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Hears several dwarves make cat calls and pokes his head out of the bathroom where he has skeletons doing the cleaning. In walks a woman in white and gold armor over a white long-sleeve shirt and white jeans. Her blue hair and blue eyes seem to glow as she walks towards the bar. Her white feathered wings cast a brilliant glow around her. The woman puts her hands on the counter and looks at Efrandor, "I'm looking for Tasthos Drathor... I know he's here, so where can I find him?" Tasthos starts trying to sneak out the front door.
14:16:53 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: a red glow appears in front of the woman. then senturu appears that beep should be in the bathroom cleaning. if he isnt then he'll wish he wasnt born or hatched or wat ever he was. then dissapears in a red demonic glow
16:48:14 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: The woman turns and walks to the bathroom and opens it. She then turns and her left lip is twitching, "You gotta be kidding me... Do you guys know about this?" The archangel steps aside to reveal fourteen skeletons tirelessly cleaning the entire bathroom, which was now almost GLOWING it was so clean. Four skeletons came out and began mopping the floors, getting the remaning ice and blood off the floor. The woman at last sighs and forms an angelic runeblade in her hand, speaking, "Tasthos! Get your scaley hide out here NOW!!! Or by all that is holy I shall start destroying each and every part of this tavern till I find you!" Tasthos bolts from his hiding spot, throwing a fireball at her while racing for the door. The archangel slashes the fireball with her sword then yells, "HEEL BOY!!!" SLAM!!! Tasthos gets faceplanted into the ground. The Hell Dragon taps the ground as his wrists, ankles, and neck are surrounded with a white glow. The archangel smirks and speaks, "Sorry, Tasthos.. But you can't escape justice..." Tasthos scowls, "Are you here for Heaven's justice or your own, Erikau?" The archangel rolls her eyes as she walks to the bar, speaking, "Give me some tea if you have it, water if you don't." Erikau then releases the energy of her sword, letting it evaporate into midair.
17:20:22 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: reappears ill have you know that your......uh....business is not a good one here..........uh.......erikusawea;iseri. or how ever your name goes. im gonna have to ask ya ta leave....and besides i told tasthos to clean that bathroom. u cant come in here disrupting my business like that. were gonna have a party soon.. and i may not be much of a mage but i know a trick or two. readies his own magicks, which were amplified by the demonic aura he possesed
17:47:19 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax puts on his glasses "Hold on friends, don't fight now, for through the power of god I shall banish this Archangel back to the burning hells she cam from!" Xiax starts praying to his god. Xiax starts glowing red and yellow
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Ye Olde Taverne
09:43:36 Nov 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - Oh my GOD! What did you do with the spoon! Forget about the spoon when he see the tapping service - Oh yea, that's what I was doing..
13:31:15 Nov 9th 06 - Mr. Senturu: hands Tasthos his wine, and wached as Tassadar banashed the spork to the world of charr. (where the hell that is i dont know) looking down at Mielo and Efrandor he yells get the hell offa that. pulls out his FPWDP club (for people who dont pay) and starts smackin em around.
16:17:36 Nov 9th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos never notices the missing relic as he is drown to one of the relics, a cub with billions of markings around it. One of the faces, however, is a symbol he had never seen before, but looked demonic in origin. Tasthos takes a sip of the wine before casting a scrying spell. Tasthos's eyes widen as he sets the object down, his voice filled with dread, "Karsath... What have you been doing?" Tasthos begins feverishly moving through the notes and vellum sheets. Tasthos begins reading over one of Dael's notes about the object.
19:37:03 Nov 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - God dammit Senturu, that hurts!! Throws up a couple of hundred gold coins - There, now let me drink again, Mielo, this round in on me, lets get drunk as fast as possible, gotta forget about that spoon again, gotta keep the beer running to me. Yahooo!
00:45:18 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax stares at Efrandor and Mielo frenching the tap. And looks at the demon playing with some small object. Xiax shakes his head. "This place as really gone down hill." Xiax picks up his barstool. He then proceeds to attack everyone he sees with said barstool. "EULA!!" (Thats his battle-cry.)
01:24:36 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Senturu: hurriedly picks up the gold. looks up and watches as Xiax startbeepting people with a bar stool, you dumbass grabs his club and starts a duel with Xiax
02:03:45 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Arghh!! I shall not be defeated!!" Xiax swings his stool wildly at Senturu. "Wonderstool powers activate!" Xiax performs some seriously complex dance moves and his bar stool starts glowing and turns into bucket.
02:31:09 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Senturu: arches an eyebrow. what the heck is that walks over to Xiax and hits him over the head and drags him out of the tavern dumping him outside....picking up the bucket senturu realizes that it would make a good bathroom bucket. walks off to the bathroom
04:19:18 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Nooo! My magic barstool!" Xiax rushes back into the tavern at great speeds, creating such high winds that if their were women wearing dresses (Or men, I know some people here are screwed up enough for that) it would have been blown above her chest. Xiax rips off a piece of a table and uses it as a shield to slam into Senturu's exposed back. Catching Senturu off balance, Xiax quickly retakes his magical bucket and combinens it wiwth his shield. "Wonderstool powers activate!" The piece of a table and the bucket starts glowing as Xiax starts going into his dance moves again and they combine together to form A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING ELEPHANT! Whose even larger than your mother's breasts! (Senturu god-mods so much so I'll try it out. :D)
08:58:54 Nov 10th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Chuckles at the entertainment...
11:14:22 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Looks up just i ntime to see Xiax create his big elephant. - Oh my.. Better join in on the fun. - Beerdrinkpowersactivated!!!! Liters and liters of beer flies out from the tapping advidce, building up from the floor to the roof, at first it seems like a big old drunken man, but when it gets more and more complete, the horrifying truth is obvius, it's a: Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! - "Carrot eating heavyweight chick!!" obey my order, attack Xiax, and attack him fast! Hooja!!! The Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! run towards Xiax amazing wonderus tablechair, passes Senturu and tripps on his leg, the Carrot eating heavyweight chick!! falls to the ground creating a ocean of beer on the whole of the tavern floor.* - Oh well... Beer anyone?
13:46:52 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Hooray for Efrandor! Free Beer!"
14:32:35 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Starts to walk out slowly when Senturu looks upon him with his club high high up and realises what it is he has done, upon leaving he comes up with two choices he can choose from; 1. Leave as quick as he can and go to bed with hes lovely wife the cat or: 2. Take of the clothes, slip in to the beer costume and swim around in the beer hiding from Senturu and getting free beer. - Hum hum hum... Numero 2! Splash!
18:50:26 Nov 10th 06 - Sir Dark Mielo: hey ... is that the sound of beer ?? allrighty .... mielo jumps into the beerbathing fun and worships Efrandor ^^
22:41:40 Nov 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Brings up a small take-with-you-as-you-go-temple and hands it over to Mielo - There you go.
00:50:08 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Senturu: watches the giant fat lady fall and make a giant splash in the beer....senturu gets up and starts looking for Efrandor, holding his club aloft as he's trudging through the beer to find Efrandor. unable to find Efrandor senturu startbeepting people with his club wondering where Efrandor is. after walking to the middle of the Tavern senturu realizes that he cant swim and falls through the hole in the floor where the fat lady fell.*
02:27:33 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos pulls Senturu out of the hole and sets him down on the bar table before a sinister grin plasters itself on Tasthos's snout. Tasthos kneels and begins freezing the liquid beer with a powerful ice spell.
07:50:44 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Gets up in time and stick a few popsicle sticks in the beer before Tasthos froze the beer........ .......Beer cicles anyone????
11:41:31 Nov 11th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - Oooh, lovely, I want some, just gotta get up from this... ice first.. And Senturu, sorry for any truble I might have caused you, want a cookie?
11:44:27 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Senturu: lays there passed out. while under the beer he drank until he couldent drink no more. then drank some more.
21:52:48 Nov 11th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos suddenly gets an odd sense of deja vu, but shrugs it off before smiling a little. He walks to an empty corner of the tavern, ice free, and summons a pool table. Pulling a cigar out and lighting it, Tasthos leans over and begins to shoot pool.
23:36:09 Nov 11th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax joins Tasthos at pool.
00:28:13 Nov 12th 06 - Mr. Ruler: ruler starts to critize [spelling?] everyones obvious crapness at pool
00:51:59 Nov 12th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Hey what are you talking about? I'm godly at pool, I'm just pretending I'm not..."
12:57:11 Nov 12th 06 - Mr. Senturu: suddenly gets up and hits Ruler over the head. unsure why he did that, he then walks over to join in the game of pool im a champ. got my own trophy too. pulls out his diploma for passing first grade, dated 9/15/2006 whoops wrong one. ill find it later.
14:11:00 Nov 12th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Picks up a icepiker and sets himself free, then heads over to the pool area to join up. - ooh, pool, how fancy hick
06:11:18 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos suddenly remembers something from millenias before and starts chuckling, shaking his head. Tasthos shrugs and just leans on his pool stick, taking a trip down memory lane.
09:37:40 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Senturu: as Tasthos stares off into the distance senturu sneaks over and kicks his pool stick out from under him, and Tasthos falls with a loud thunk on the ground, everyone starts laughing
12:21:37 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - oooh Senturu, you are so hick funny! hick (I hope your haircolour is brown/black..)
15:17:55 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Growls before standing and grabbing Senturu, smashing him into the wall a few times, then breaks every bone in his body. After this, Tasthos lifts his claws and murmurs, "Which should I cut out first, snarl his throat, or his heart?" Tasthos, after hesitating a moment, snorts in disgust before tossing Senturu to the side, deciding to let the miserable creature live. The Hell Dragon then stands, arms crossed, glaring at Senturu. The demon's aura is black and steadily darkening the entire tavern.
16:41:52 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Efrandor picks up his beepnal of wooden spoons and throw one to everyone in the room - Quick, defend yourselbeepainst that devil!! Then he picks up Senturu and runs behind the bar to defend the alcohol and.. Senturu. - Don't you come over here, god dammit!
18:53:16 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Tasthos sighs before rubbing his brow. After downing of a flask he carried with him at all times, the demon aura recedes rapidly and the tavern lightens. Tasthos continues rubbing his brow, this time trying to fight off the effects of the powerful alcohol he just chugged. With the urge for bloodshed slowly leaving his body, the demon gives Efrandor a look before closing his eyes, working on his forehead, speaking, "You can come out now... Devil indeed... I'm only the second most powerful demon in my family, not counting the half-breeds." The door opens and in walks a young elven woman with green eyes, long blue hair, clad in a light armor and white jeans with a white cloak wrapped around her. Tasthos then notices something else, her aura. It's not elven. Tasthos immediately recognizes the familiar feel of her aura and grins, "Hey! Kurelia! How's the elves?" The woman looks at Tasthos before noticing the icy floor. She shakes her head and snaps his fingers. Instantly, the beer, frozen and unfrozen, vanishes from the floor and two fresh kegs are sitting next to her. Kurelia then looks at Senturu before looking at Tasthos while speaking to Efrandor, her voice like a gentle, relaxing stream, "Is he causing trouble again?"
18:58:55 Nov 13th 06 - Lord Efrandor: - You bet he is! I almost killed him with my spoons, lucky for him you came along, Cruela, Creela, Crilla... Crua, Fura... Kurlia, Kurelia, sorry... Want another beer?
21:59:29 Nov 13th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia laughs light-heartedly before she give Efrandor a smile, "Elven brandy. And trust me, out of anyone here, I'm probably the only one capable of holding a lick to my brother over there." Tasthos growls, glaring at Kurelia, "HEY!!!" "Oh you hush... Like I have any interest in any one but Arekan." Tasthos asked, "How is the old bastard?" "He's only five hundred and fourty one!" Kurelia snaps at Tastho, "You're what? Over fourty thousand years old?" "Still..." Tasthos smirks, "He's been around too long." "You- OH!!!" Kurelia stomps her foot before snapping her fingers, causing a chair to slip under Tasthos and knock him to the floor, Tasthos yelping before hitting the ground.
23:41:33 Nov 14th 06 - Mr. Senturu: can anyone help me....i kinda cant move....um...my bones are broken..........and Tasthos next time if u do that to me again im gonna get my golden spoon and beat you like an unwanted red headed step child.
23:46:17 Nov 14th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Brings out a weelchair while keeping his eyes on Kurelia all the time - Here use this! Throws it towards Senturu while still looking on Kurelia, accidently hits one of the toes. - Sooo, you are elvish are ya, come here often? hick
00:48:33 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: "Don't worry! I'll heal you Senturu!" Xiax takes out his trusty wooden stick, he gets a delirious look in his eyes. He then shouts. "HEAL!!" And whacks Senturu with the stick. Repeatedly. Miraculously, Senturu does heal. "Through god's power I have healed you from the damage that demon has inflicted on your soul."
01:07:05 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia giggles at Efrandor, realizing he can't sense her aura. The young elven maiden then lenas forward, "Efrandor. His name," Kurelia points to Tasthos, "Is Tasthos Drathor. My name, is Kurelia Drathor... You figure it out." Kurelia then leans back and sips her brandy. Kurelia then throws a ball of red energy at Senturu that hovers around him, replinishing his blood. Kurelia then looks at a skulking Tasthos, "Oh come on! You cause more trouble than Dael!" Tasthos rolls his eyes as he sits next to Kurelia and then speaks, "Look, you're my only sister, so I worry, alright? Can or can't a guy worry about his sister?" Kurelia chuckles, "Riiiight..." (Edited by Mr. Tasthos Drathor 11/15/2006 1:07:49 AM)
01:55:20 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: "You guys are siblings? I thought Kurelia meant you two are married... You god darn incestious perverts. Well it's no wonder since you two are evil demons and all, and we all know evil and incest (not to mention all sorts of other nasty perverted things I dare not mention in the prescence of infants) are causally linked."
03:24:14 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Kurelia makes a face, "What?! Me and- NO WAY!!!" Tasthos also seemed pretty sickened, "By the crimson flames of- Uh-uh. Even I'm not THAT sick. Besides, she's already planning to mate with Arekan, an elven High Priest. I, on the other hand, also happen to have mate! She is still single, I have a wife and four kids already, so go away..." "Huh? When'd you get mated off?" Kurelia asked Tasthos. "When I was banished by Karsath." Tasthos replied calmly. "Oh, the plot thickens... What was charge?" Kurelia seemed interested. Tasthos actually stopped in mid sip before lowering the glass and shaking his head, "Wasn't one... I was just... Cut off from Hell." Kurelia closed her eyes halfway then spoke, "That's lame... Well, gotta go to my wedding... Oh, by the way, you guys better have a LOOOOOT of beer, buz I plan to bring the party here after the wedding." Tasthos groans, "Holy shi- You better not!" Too late, for she was gone. Tasthos groans and grumbles, "This day just got worse in the worst possible way..."
07:25:17 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: yay we gonna have a party. ok we need lots of beer. so.........Xiax for hitting me over the head you go to the other taverns and steal there's Efrandor you go too. and dont screw it up. i got to clean this place up..... walks over to Tastho's, kicks him. thats for breaking every bone in my body. and also for hurting me. ur gonna help me clean this place. go to the bathroom and clean out the buckets...and i dont know conjure up some fancy ones. to make them look better.
09:19:56 Nov 15th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Whats as Kurelia walks out the door - But wait, I can steal beer for you!! I have a high income, I can give you everything you want, ooooh, your such a lady, my foxy lady, my elvishly foxlishly lady, you will be mine!! Hick Senturu hits him on the shoulder and ponts to the door - What come on, she likes me!? - There will be beer here soon, so you have to go, Senturu says. - Really? Ok.. Efrandor walks out of the tavern, after a few minutes a large bang and screams is heard, suddenly it feels rather warm all over the place and the darkening sky shines up by fire. - What the hell is going on out there!? The whole tavern wonders high. The screams continues and the fire is getting higher and higher, warmer and warmer, suddenly the screams stops and a sigh of relief is heard, and soon after the fire are out, everyone waits with patience to see what will happen next, SUDDENLY, the door slams open, there are Efrandor again, with a wagon in a rope behind him...* - Sooo, they didn't want me by the other taverns, sooo, I'm back, but I brought some beer with me, Grouff, bring in the beer!! 15 dwarfes start bringing in the beer to the back of the tavern. - Soo, when does the party arrive, may I bring my cat.. wife? Edit: Hick (Edited by Lord Efrandor 11/15/2006 9:20:51 AM)
10:05:07 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: watches the dwarfs bring in the beer yes, yes you can bring your wife. but none of your kids. people might get bad ideas about getting cats drunk....and with tasthos around fire is a comodady. so looks at the dwarfs take that to the cold room. walks around thinking now who am i gonna get to keep Xiax and Efrandor from drinking it all? (forgot to mention, Efrandor my hair is dark brown. so u got it right.) (Edited by Mr. Senturu 11/15/2006 10:05:57 AM)
10:14:16 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tassadar: Notices that Kurelia left an item behind that might be important. He realizes that it was that red ball of energy she used to heal Senturu.As he picks it up, he can hear the faint screams of souls trapped within the orb. (Edited by Mr. Tassadar 11/15/2006 10:17:52 AM)
10:41:03 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: walks over and nocks out Tassadar, then taking the Red Orb. once senturu held the Orb he eyes began to shine with a deep red, while holding the Ord an aura began to grow around him. filling him with demonic energies muhahahahahahahaha dissapears in a puff of red mist
12:38:55 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: Hears several dwarves make cat calls and pokes his head out of the bathroom where he has skeletons doing the cleaning. In walks a woman in white and gold armor over a white long-sleeve shirt and white jeans. Her blue hair and blue eyes seem to glow as she walks towards the bar. Her white feathered wings cast a brilliant glow around her. The woman puts her hands on the counter and looks at Efrandor, "I'm looking for Tasthos Drathor... I know he's here, so where can I find him?" Tasthos starts trying to sneak out the front door.
14:16:53 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: a red glow appears in front of the woman. then senturu appears that beep should be in the bathroom cleaning. if he isnt then he'll wish he wasnt born or hatched or wat ever he was. then dissapears in a red demonic glow
16:48:14 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Tasthos Drathor: The woman turns and walks to the bathroom and opens it. She then turns and her left lip is twitching, "You gotta be kidding me... Do you guys know about this?" The archangel steps aside to reveal fourteen skeletons tirelessly cleaning the entire bathroom, which was now almost GLOWING it was so clean. Four skeletons came out and began mopping the floors, getting the remaning ice and blood off the floor. The woman at last sighs and forms an angelic runeblade in her hand, speaking, "Tasthos! Get your scaley hide out here NOW!!! Or by all that is holy I shall start destroying each and every part of this tavern till I find you!" Tasthos bolts from his hiding spot, throwing a fireball at her while racing for the door. The archangel slashes the fireball with her sword then yells, "HEEL BOY!!!" SLAM!!! Tasthos gets faceplanted into the ground. The Hell Dragon taps the ground as his wrists, ankles, and neck are surrounded with a white glow. The archangel smirks and speaks, "Sorry, Tasthos.. But you can't escape justice..." Tasthos scowls, "Are you here for Heaven's justice or your own, Erikau?" The archangel rolls her eyes as she walks to the bar, speaking, "Give me some tea if you have it, water if you don't." Erikau then releases the energy of her sword, letting it evaporate into midair.
17:20:22 Nov 15th 06 - Mr. Senturu: reappears ill have you know that your......uh....business is not a good one here..........uh.......erikusawea;iseri. or how ever your name goes. im gonna have to ask ya ta leave....and besides i told tasthos to clean that bathroom. u cant come in here disrupting my business like that. were gonna have a party soon.. and i may not be much of a mage but i know a trick or two. readies his own magicks, which were amplified by the demonic aura he possesed
17:47:19 Nov 15th 06 - Sir Xiax: Xiax puts on his glasses "Hold on friends, don't fight now, for through the power of god I shall banish this Archangel back to the burning hells she cam from!" Xiax starts praying to his god. Xiax starts glowing red and yellow
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