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granted, but the cotton candy clouds are too heavy and all fall to the ground where they trap you in their pinky goodness. Though you soon die of obesity..

I wish i had a sumbrero

Granted, but superman gets annoyed at your rivalry and kills you.

I wish I was immune to theft.

Granted, but now your immune system attacks your brain cells (mistaking them for a rare form of cancer), killing you.

I wish I had a pet Samurai.

Granted, but the main ingrediant is anthrax

I wish my wish wouldn't be ruined

Granted, unfortunately you don't have a great mind and hardly harm anyone.

I wished Binh was my lover

Granted, but as soon as you get it the world bans the use of oil as fuel, and you can't use it.

I wish was a mage.

Granted, but taxes on it completely ruin you and you have to pawn it off immeadiately just for 5 bucks

I wish to be the greatest VU player of all time!

Wish granted, you are also impervious to every other feeling, meaning no smexytime for you!

I wish I had a harmless can of sp@m!

Granted, it was a success ... but nobody liked it.

I wish VU was how it was 20 era's ago

Granted. But then it is Demonsul's, Hirgon's and Blast of Darkness's turns to open their mouths and they continue to drive Cedric mad :)

I wish I can stop playing VU.

Granted but Congress spends more paper money and the USA is destroyed.

I wish for a rainbow pony =P

Granted, but you are arrested for stealing from your neighbors.

I wish I had a soda.

Granted, but this is your current wish, not your next wish, and your wish is ruining by nerd thinking. >_>

I wish I had another soda.

granted, but someone sees you get the dollar and mugs you, taking the dollar and all your other cash

I wish I had a large piece of cheddar cheese :D

granted, but your seen with it and the SAS are called in to take you out, which they do with extreme efficiency

I wish everyone didnt think I was French

Granted, but the kittens like Charley to much and the gun fails.

I wish that the next persons wish would come true.

Granted, but you lose your job, you are kicked out of school, and you lose your house, so you have to become a hobo and he eats you.

I wish I had a harmless apple pie.

Granted, but when you go to spend it, they realize it's counterfeit, and you're thrown in jail and brutally questioned as the suspected leader of a counterfeiting ring.

I wish I didn't need money.

Granted, you escape Shawshank Redemption style, only the sewer floods when you are halfway to the river, and you're drowned in crap.

I wish I could extend my stay abroad by a semester and still graduate in a year and half from now.

Granted, but it was rabid prior to its death, so when you eat it raw (which you do, because you're starving), you get rabies and can't get the shots in time, and any rabies vaccine you may have already had didn't work.

I wish my paper was finished.

Granted. But she turns out to be a psychomurderer who ends up chaining you to your bed and torturing you to death.

I wish I hadn't drowned.

Granted, the evil monkey rips out your fingernails and your toenails, burns you until you get third degree burns, throws you in a bathtub full of lemon juice, and then beats you to death with a large trout.

I wish I had some Aloe Vera...

Granted,but he craps in your food and you catch cholera and die.

I wish a wish that can never be granted

Granted, but then it isn't a wish.

I wish I wished.

Wish granted, though your computer crashes and won't start up...

I wish I had a woot cannon!