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granted, unfortunately the world currency changed to chocolate bars.

I wish Malta disappeared from the world.

Wish granted, however, he begins annoying you in sign language.

I wish Oprah would disappear from the world.

Already been granted and points at a long line of women who would vouch for me ;p

I wish people would stop picking on me and my country! xD

Granted, Mielo, Septim, and Cedric all begin cracking jokes at Wraith about his imaginary line of women.

I wish I had a longer power cord for my laptop.

granted, cedrics veins in his wrists are pulled out and sewn together by a pointy needle and cotton.

I wish wraiths spice stall got stampeded over by a herd of camels.

Granted, but someone drops an anvil on you and smashes you before you can make a wish, and you have to give up the invincibility of your wishes in order to not die (if you choose death, you never get to wish again...).

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, you are now alive, 20-years-old, healthy, and un'die'able, but the people who saw the anvil kill you notice.  They form an angry mob, and you're thrown into a detention facility for your own safety.  There you spend years, never aging a day, and are well-fed and farely happy.  But then a freak accident in a nearby industrial facility floods the prison with molten steel, and you burn and do not die.  Once the steel hardens, you are encased in it, unable to break free...the government decides it'd be better to leave the large block of steel alone rather than try to remove it, and you are entombed for eternity.

I wish I could speak French.

Wish granted, however, after about twenty minutes of play the Game Boy runs out of battery power.

I wish I had a flamingo meat pie.

[[NINJA'D!]]

Granted, but unfortunately it was poorly cooked and tastes like crap

I wish that I had a flamingo on a stick, cooked perfectly.

Granted, but a firetruck drives over and shoves a hose down your throat, ruining your power.

I wish I could stop being so lazy and do my laundry

Granted, and the world plunges back into the days of the Black Death.

I wish I had a good job.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the person who gives you the advice is Michael Jackson. You now have a ten year old boy in his underwear in your closet and the cops are outside your residence...good luck.

I wish I had some spices to make this meat pie better...

Wish granted, you recieve one million plastic green army men...

I wish I had a hamburger.

Granted, you now have a McDonald's hamburger, but now your cholesterol is super-high, and you are constantly worried about heart disease.

I wish I had another harmless, tasty apple pie.

[[ARGH!  Ninja'd again.]]

Granted, but now you're a woman.

I wish I had another harmless, tasty apple pie.

granted but it happens for real and you are the first person to get shot by them.

i wish that i could find another job that didnt suck.

Granted! You are ungrounded only to be told to do chores all day.

I wish I was dead

Granted, he stops existing and kills you anyway because he doesn't exist in the first place.

I wish Septim would stop stalking me on MSN and IRC

Granted, Charley shoots you when he sees you creeping around his house.  You cannot be a stalker now.

I wish I would stop being called a heretic by Septim.

Wish granted, you spawned in the middle of the ocean ... unfortunately you can't breath underwater ... so you die again.

I wish I had an Irish coffee in my hand now ...

granted, you recieve a tin of dog food for your breakfast

I wish my broadband connection would stop crashing every five minutes

Wish granted, but you can only afford to travel to to your next door neighbor's house.

I wish I had some scuba gear!

Wish granted, it is now in Antarctica.

I wish I had a harpoon gun!

Granted, but you have to spend  your life's savings on this new perfect connection, and are forced to pawn your computer in order to buy food.

I wish Antartica wasn't so cold, and had some sort of human civilization on it, so that my trip to my neighbor's house this holiday would be more enjoyable.

granted, the cars outer parts fall off leaving just its iron frame. It still works perfectly well though.

I wish I had a talking pizza.