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''I wish Swifty shows her true identity.''

:O?

I am a MALE...

wish granted swifty now hunts you down and kill you at every corner he sees you

i wish i wasn't such a big no0b

wish granted everyone leaves to make an anti legacy lol (now wouldn't that REALLY piss you off)

i wish someone could kill carnage in less than a day

Mr. Salaracen 2/6/2007 8:32:37 PM	you get the spetillion bonuses but you get so worked up about the fact it acually came true and conquer the entire of what ever world your in but after woulds you die of boredom i wish for a stingray and a chain of resteraunts (Edited by Mr. Salaracen 2/6/2007 1:36:26 PM)
Mr. Jarlaxle Report 2/7/2007 12:45:31 AM	Wish granted but you can't afford the rent on both and are forced to choose one but in the hard prosses your head explodes. I wish I was a happly little gnome.
Mr. Bezza Report 2/7/2007 1:00:58 AM	wish granted you were a verry happy little gnome until some one trod on u and u died i wish i wish i was a fish
Mr. Tunk Report 2/7/2007 1:03:25 AM	Wish granted. You  wish to be a fish. I wish that Jarlaxle would post after this. He should answer Bezza Wish to be a fish.
Mr. Jarlaxle Report 2/7/2007 1:05:49 AM	Wish granted I post, but die half way through answering his wish (Am I the first to kill myself answering a wish?) I wish people would belive me that Duethiun is MINE DAMN IT! (Ah my love of Caps Lock) (Edited by Mr. Jarlaxle 2/6/2007 6:06:29 PM)
Lord Erunion Telcontar Report 2/7/2007 1:31:02 AM

ahh! remmber the good old days, and wishes such as these

Lord Erunion Telcontar Report 2/7/2007 6:25:46 AM	Wish granted. You are everywhere, including in front of a speeding bullet so you die, a car (well, a few million cars and other vehicles) so you die, in front of that RPG, so, you die, on the ocean floor so you drown, in the upper stratosphere so you die, in the sun so you die, in the.... Edit: Didn't see you're post Xemnas, soo... You are now a bull-dogs favorite chew toy slipper. I wish that I was impossible to harm. (Edited by Lord Erunion Telcontar 2/6/2007 11:27:24 PM)
Mr. Salaracen 2/7/2007 9:00:02 PM	wish granted but when your wish is granted you stand up and relise not being harmed is terribly boring, but as everything seems to go boring for ever you suddenly implode and you go out of egsistince. i wish that i could go back in time and shave santas beard of then go back to normal time and blame it on new and live
Mr. Jarlaxle Report 2/7/2007 9:31:46 PM	Wish granted then you realize how pointless it was and cry like a big baby. I wish I could talk to clouds!
Mr. Proilon Report 2/7/2007 10:41:27 PM	you can now talk to clouds. it dires you mad that they only last to talk a day and so are all babies. I wish that i could read other people minds
Mr. Jarlaxle Report 2/7/2007 11:02:44 PM	Wish granted but when you get to mine it drives you insane from in complexisity. I wish I could understand Proilon's granting of my wish.
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 1:51:33 AM	Wish granted, you understand his granting of your wish but you spend your whole life doing that and nothing more :) I wish my penis wasn't in my Ferraris exhaust and that I had my playboy bunnies in the car going down a long highway.
Lord Mielo Report 2/8/2007 3:23:05 AM	wish granted ... you're no longer in the exhaust of the Ferrari and the bunnies are driving far far away from you on the long highway :p I wish I wished something useful that I can continue wishing from my wish list ...
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 3:34:17 AM	Wish Granted, you wish for something useful, but it was only useful to you for about 10seconds then it disappears and you get all upset and go crying to your mummy. I wish the bunnies were in the car with me and were naked :D
Mr. Xemnas Report 2/8/2007 3:39:57 AM	Wish granted (I'm sorry but that wish is alrealdy wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyy to messed up) I wish that Mr. Scientist and his bunnies would get blown up really far away and I would be 5 miles away..
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 3:59:06 AM	Wish granted, but unfortunately for you Mr Scientist is indeed god like and survives the blast, however the bunnies do not and he is not happy with you for wishing this upon him and his car so he comes back and haunts you by doing a nude dance in front of you. I wish Xemnas was blown up with the bunnies in someone else Ferrari, leave mine out of this :P
Mr. Xemnas Report 2/8/2007 4:06:24 AM	Wish granted but Xemnas to has godlike  powers and survives. He then blows up your new PS3. I wish Scientist didn't have godlike powers.
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 4:55:01 AM	Wish Granted but you weren't specific which Scientist. You forget mere mortal, it is MR Scientist to you. I wish Xemnas would change his name to something which sounds a bit better, come on its not all that good :P
Mr. Xemnas Report 2/8/2007 5:02:45 AM	Wish granted  he will now change his name next Era but sadly because  I planted a bomb in your house you go up in the Air. *_* I wish that Mr.Scientist would not have godlike powers.
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 5:34:08 AM	Wish Granted, Mr Scientist looses his godlike powers and he gains godly powers for hosting yet another successful round of Werewolf. He then smites you for being so small....... I wish that Xemnas didn't have a grudge against the almighty Scientist
Mr. Xemnas Report 2/8/2007 8:27:49 AM	Wish granted Xemnas no longer holds a grudge. I wish I had the same IQ of Andrei.
Mr. Brannigans Law Report 2/8/2007 8:40:13 AM	fine, your IQ is now 76 Now i wish for the ability to speak Spanish
Mr. Xemnas Report 2/8/2007 8:44:16 AM	Wish granted the only language you can speak is a  middle age spanish that nobody uses anymore(that's for saying that his IQ is 76 check out riddles he answered impossible suff in 10m) I wish I could lose 5 pounds.
Mr. Tunk Report 2/8/2007 9:01:14 AM	Wish granted. You lose five British Pounds (I'm not British myself) I wish that I wasn't so bored...
Mr. Kylej Report 2/8/2007 10:13:48 AM	Wish gratned, but as soona s u realise wat u wanna do with ur life, u also realize that ur too lazy to do it. I wish I had a new CD-RW with dvd player for my computer.
Mr. Proilon Report 2/8/2007 10:21:57 AM	wish granted, then you relize that you cant install it and throw it away i wish for a state of the art laptop
Mr. Pussy Report 2/8/2007 11:06:01 AM	wish granted but then your batteries go flat before you can even do anything with it because its faulty i wish i had a beer
Mr. Scientist Report 2/8/2007 11:35:54 PM	Wish granted, you have a beer, but you are under the legal age limit in Hong Kong and get arrested for underage drinking. You are thrown into prison where you rot in a cell for the rest of your meaningless life :P I wish I had my Ferrari back with the bunnies in, I miss them :(
Mr. I Love Dragon Report 2/9/2007 4:29:32 PM	Wish granted...but the bunnies are eating your car..WATCH OUT!!!!!!!! I wish for Lord Spoon to be killed
Mr. Salaracen 2/9/2007 6:11:24 PM	wish granted lord spoon dies but when he dies you were standing too close to him and he suddenly caught on fire resulting in lord spoon exploding and spoons spraying every were jabing into your flesh effectively making you a dragon loving satay then the bunnies eat you. you die i wish that every one had there wishes granted and i got a gold fish
Mr. Walker Report 2/10/2007 2:18:21 AM	Your wish (and everyone's wishes) granted, however, while carrying your gold fish home to put into it's fishbowl, you walk too close to a giant goldfish eating squid who grabs you by mistake, causing you to drop your fish into the ocean where it evolves into a beautifull mermaid who comes back to look for you and finds only your squid slimed shoes. She swims away broken hearted. I wish I had a mermaid of my own.
Lord Erunion Telcontar Report 2/10/2007 3:35:51 AM	Wish granted. She weighs 624 pounds, is 5'4, 94 years old, and slightly sadistic. I wish that I could be #1 next era...
Mr. Salaracen 2/10/2007 11:24:15 AM	you aare number one in era 24 but then you die of hart cancer  because it took you so long to number one. i was alive and the mermaid was back
Mr. Proilon Report 2/10/2007 12:10:25 PM	she back with another merman, you commit suicide i wish that the merman was me
Mr. Salaracen 2/10/2007 12:22:52 PM	wish granted you are the merman but you get mermaid aids which is a lot worse than human aids you shrivel up and die. i wish i had a happy fluffy bunny
Mr. Proilon Report 2/10/2007 12:27:42 PM	you get your bunny and make love to it and you get aids. I wish that i din't have any disease or sickness
Mr. Salaracen 2/10/2007 12:45:40 PM	wish granted but insted of living cleanly like your presteen shiny skin is ment to insted you go fight  evil is the bowels of a radoactive  sewage dump making you a perfectly healthy giant mutant, sadly giant mutants doent get the goverments compensation you get angry and start destroying tokio then the cheat commandos come in blowing you to tiny pieces i wish that i had never met that happy fluffy bunny. and i wish that i had my goldfish back and i was as far away from the sea as possible (Edited by Mr. Salaracen 2/10/2007 5:48:56 AM)
Mr. Jarlaxle Report 2/11/2007 2:05:35 AM	wish grant but I bomb you, the end. I wish I could bomb Salaracen again, and again, and again without it backfiring.
Mr. Devilspawn Report 2/11/2007 2:37:48 AM	you pressed the wrong button when u tried to bomb salaracen and because of it got beat up by a girl o.O I wish i was as smart as Andrei -(o.o)-

well dont reply to this its just a memory...

Too bad!!

I wish I was rich...

It came back, but someone stole it because it was golden...

You do, but you spun it so hard it flew off the thingy and rolled down the street.

I wish to be invincible...at everything

you get a



but you dont have any of the incredibly expensive games so you sell it to an old man who has all the games.

i wish i had a dollar

wish granted pokemon have now become so friendly (with eackother) that its now more scarier than ever in a different way ;p

i wish i wasnt in so much pain

wish granted but king arthur slays you.(hes the one that does that right?)

i wish i hadnt just read this entire forum

and i wish that i hadnt granted my own wish and made no sense in the process

Wish granted, everyone has a little "myspace", everyone claimes it's their and a huge war starts between all the worlds inhabitants.

I wish I wouldn't screw myself over.

Wish granted you are bored now..

And get suicidal...

And jump off a roof but don't die !

I wish everyone knows that since some dude stole my nickname...''her identity... swifty'' my nickname now is Oblivious..

''arrows didn't work '' :/

Wish granted you died but i reanimated you , so you would be my bodyguard and reanimated me when i got shot so we both live ! :O

I wish i could *beep* once in my life when i needed 2.

wish granted you get into a car accident after driving it for 10 seconds and you total the car and end up having to pay for the damage of the other car

i wish i didnt have to make a wish

Wish granted, but you are still just as fruity.

I wish I could give 5 men sexual favors all at once.

I wish this thread were revived by someone. (2nd time I've done this :)

Wish Granted, your head just exploded for some reason

I wish i didn't go crazy and see a number of other imaginary jack sparrows

wish granted, but then blacks got mad cuz they want there culture back!
I wish i had some decent suggestions on my thread..

Wish granted, you land 4 squares past go and onto income tax. You are fined $200.

I wish my penor was 20 feet long and spit fire.

Wish granted, you eat you pizza and become a fat ass. Your mom sends you to fat camp, and the camp instructor sodomizes you with a broom stick.

I wish my penor was as long as a babies thumb.

wish granted but somthink happens they get broken o.O

i wish my nan didnt die

Wish granted, now John Edwards wins the 2008 presidential election, and his opinions on major topics parallel those Hillary Clinton.

I wish I was a dolphin

Wish granted but it was stolen money and it gets taken away and you end up in jail.


i wish Barny the purple dino was dead

wish granted , but he became a zombie and killed you

I wish no one would reply to this post! :P

Wish granted, but then all of the rappers are vandalising your house (I don't like rap either)

I wish that selling exotic animals wasn't illegal >.>