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wish granted you now won an oscar for most pile of rubbish wtitten in one sentance

i wish i had a pet elf

Wish Granted. Your fingers have fallen off and you can no longer type.

I wish that I had a Sniper Rifle

wish granted. but the elf got tired of you and decided to use magic and burn down your house while you were sleeping.

i wish i was the strongest player in the game.

wish granted unfortunatly it is an impossibility for anything to love you thus the universe is destroyed.

I wish Sneaky and his elf were the only ones to get destroyed.

Wish granted, but you said nothing about yourself,

I wish I had a penny

Wish granted.  Unfortunately, the SWAT team outside your door didn't notice the lack of bullets.  Your Memorial service is on Thursday

I wish Lord ET would make my bike fly like in the movie

Wish granted.  You get a delicious doughnut to eat.  However, just as you're about to, it rips your arms off for calling it obese and leaves you for dead in the gutter

I wish I knew where to hide these arms

Wiah granted! But since tomorrow a cannibal was going to kill God arranged a human to kill you very slowly and painfully by roasting you over a fire and then feeding you to his dogs.

I wish I had this poster. It is soooo cool.

Wish Granted,  In true ET style, it tries to cast Ownage on that nice blonde next door for you, but your house gets destroyed in an explosion.  You are destitute and the blonde is laughing at you.


I wish I have a long, happy, and profitable life in which nothing unpleasant ever happens to me or anyone I care about

Miaow

I wish cats could grant wishes

I wish I ruled the world

wish granted but as no1 understood what you just said it blows the world up and everyone but me dies

i wish for a new car one that nothing can go wrong with it and that I wish I have a long, happy, and profitable life in which nothing unpleasant ever happens to me or anyone I care about

Wish granted. An evil Scientist experiments on you and makes you think that your goal in life is helping other people. You are now a slave to good, obeying every command and being happy about it, no matter the command.

I wish that Mr. Sneaky, using his new found happiness, would let me go.

Wish granted, however your unable to use those powers after god enslaved you to take your powers.

I wish i knew the whole script for this season of desperate housewives...or i just wish i knew if mike would ever recover!?

*Looks very battered and slowly climbs up a cliff*
Wish granted. He gains a life, but didn't want it, so he killed you than jumped of a cliff.

I wish that that alien from that oldish Speilberg movie would change his name...

wish granted takes this sugary coating off your body with a hole in it butthen adds a thick cream places you inthe oven and has you for breakfast

i wish for another donut

Wish granted but your pet dragon eats Efrandor, is poisoned by the slime on the donut and explodes, destroying your hometown

I wish our teenager would stop wanting reptiles as pets

Wish granted, but one of the donkeys turns out to be a pure evil teenager who fills your bath with giant mutated sharks.  You don't notice until.......


I wish I had more of this ginger cake

wish grantd. your world ends ie your dead,


I wish I was a Dragon. RAAAAWWWR

wish granted. you invent a new telescope and discover aliens. after finding them a war starts between the aliens that the world.  near the end of the war you develope a new type of bomb. stronger than any other. and intend to use it against the aliens. but they find you and take it. then using it on earth. and they now declair you one of their most famous people. almost as famous as ET

i wish that my initials wernt ET. and that i would lead the aliens

"Wish granted, Her Majesty is so impressed by the film that she gives him a Peerage in the New Year list.  He is now Lord ET"

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Sob*

Wish granted so when you were being attacked by it, you called out for help. They asked you what it was and you said "Nothing is killing me!" So they all walked off and left you to be eaten.

Wish granted.  A lot of little dots appear all over you.  They turn out to be the Plague and your neighbours burn you and your house to prevent it spreading.

I wish I hadn't burnt my neighbour for having the plague

wish granted, but the kechup is made from your blood and you die from lost of blood

i wish for world hunger!

Wish granted, but the information is too much for your tiny little mind, so your head explodes .......... and you wee yourself.

I wish i had not just barfed all over Dakarius exploded head.