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*The other golems take this new sword and does the exact same rutine, rip it apart, burn it, eat it, then they turn to Shumino.*

- uuuuuuuh, whoot did yo do with my brother!? one of the stone golems says rather angry.

- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!  The other one screams.

- BUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! The third one says, takes Shuminos beer and "drops" it on the floor.

- oh my, I didn't mean that...   hihihihiihi.

*After that they walk away from Shumino and no one ever sees them again..*

- Cool ey? Efrandor asks Shumino and then goes to sleep again.

*Wakes up*

- Well I'll be damned, what did I tell you!? NO CLOAKS IN THE TAVERN DAMMIT!!

*Picks up a small remote and presses a red button, in a instance Efrandors wife wakes up and runs towards the cloak tearing it to pieces and eats it, then she runs home as fast as her legs carry her.*

- Mjaaau, she says while running away.

- Yea, I love you to pumpkin, Efrandor responds.  So, do you understand the policy now?

*Wakes up...   again*

- Please, I'm trying to sleep ok!? *sees the hole in the ground* You break it you buy it, understood!? Jesus, where is Senturu, he need to fix this mess up, HEY, stop moving demons up, this is a demon free taverne, aight!

Kulren waves his hand, and all the demons immediately bows to him. Kulren glares at Shumino, "Pal, you don't want to play demonics with me... Cuz you gonna lose..."

Khoth laughs before blasting Shumino's cloak with his flame breath, incinerating it into tiny peices.

Kulren chuckles, "Nice job Khoth."

The dragon only chuckles. Kulren then looks at Efrandor, "Uhhh... Demon here... Me.. Alright, all of you! Back, Back in the hole! Back-in-the-hole!"

At Kulren's orders the demons crawl back into the hole and Kulren casts a spell, repairing the earth and wood. Kulren also heals Efrandor, puts him to sleep with a sleep spell, before depositing him in a hammock summoned hanging in the rafters. Kulren then glares at Shumino as he goes back to his blood wine.

Kulren raises a brow, "What dimension do you come from? My grandfather ruled hell for approximately 13,976,345,197,230,976 years until my uncle, Dael, dethroned him around 16,000 years ago, and ever since Karsath has ruled Hell with a handful of his brothers. And uhhh.. If you haven't noticed, I'm about as high level demon as you can get."

Suddenly, Dael walks in, his four wings glowing with white and black glyphs. Dael sees Shumino and Kulren glaring down each other, Kulren's demon form glowing. Dael rolls his eyes, "Oh no... Not this crap again."

Behind Dael, a figure almost like Karsath shakes his head. The big difference is this one has a gold and red robe and hood, a holy crucific with white energy flowing around him, a furred snout, and glowing green eyes. A long, fur-covered tail follows behind him. Kulren turns his head, "Oh! Uncle Dael, Cousin Domses, er... Hairy, I mean."

The cloaked figure narrows his eyes on Kulren before walking past Shumino, who suddenly falls on his butt and both wings vanish. Kulren looks at Domses, who simply raises a brow, "What?"

Senturu suddenly find himself in a huge cacoon-like wrapping hanging upside down like a pinata. Down below Dael, Khoth, and Kulren laughing like maniacs. Domses is simply enjoying a cool glass of wine.

The funny thing is, to the naked eye, Domses didn't move a muscle, but had somehow, in the span of a microsecond, detained, immobilized, wrapped, strung up, and turned Senturu into the laughing stock of the tavern.

Kulren was crying he was laughing so hard. Dael at last managed to calm down enough to speak, "Senturu.. Ha ha... That's... That's a new look for you... Ha ha ha ha..."

- Oh thank GOD, your back Senturu!!  Things were getting rather nasty in here, oh wait! *Kicks a demon*  hhihihihi, funny. *Kicks another one, it kicks back*  HEeeeeey!! *Efrandor gets sad, takes up a rifle and shots the demon*
hhihhiihihihihiiii!!!!! *Notices what is happening to Senturu*

- Oh my God, I gotta be quick!

*bzzzzzzzzzzz....    slash slash bash....  Senturu falls down and is free from the cacoon-like wrapping and gets up and draws his lightsaber as well, bzzzzzzzzz*

- So, who else wants to feck around!?

no pinata games!? bummer...

*walks over to the table he was sitting at before and calls for a beer*

- cuuuuuuul!!  Senturu, we are in a tavern and we are 7 years old!!  you know what that mean!?!?!   Illegal drinking!!!  *buuurp*   Give me 13 beers and a pancace!

A black dragon armored head to two in black armor with silver decorations about it walks in. The beast picks up a whole keg of beer and proceeds to down it without a care.

Kulren, Khoth, Domses, and Dael stare at this dragon, just waiting for it to show it's very, very volatile temper.

But to their surprise, after downing the entire keg, the black dragon stumbles then falls to the ground with a crash, drunken snores coming from it's throat.

A soft voice behind Efrandor speaks, "Unless you wish to be eaten, I'd advise against it...."

Kulren and Domses turn their heads, "Eh?! NECOSTA LYRONAI?!!"

A black haired young woman with cat ears and a cat tail trailing behind her walks in, her black baggy jeans shifting with her black blouse under her dark grey cloak. Necosta looks at Efrandor and Senturu before shaking her head and speaking in an old tongue, weaving a powerful spell.

The effects are Senturu and Efrandor restored their actual ages. Necosta looks at Domses and speaks, "I thought I told you no use of those powers..."

"What's the use of having powers if you ain't gonna use them?" Domses gives Necosta a dirty look.

*jumps on the sleeping dragon and tries to ride it*

Suddenly, the black dragon wakes up, throws Senturu and Efrandor to the wallk before devouring both of them. After a moment, the dragon's cheeks turn a dark, dark green before he promply vomits, bringing Senturu and Efrandor back out, covered in dragon snot, digestive liquids, and covered in his half-digested meals for the past two days.

The dragon moves to a corner of the tavern before flopping onto the ground with a crash. Then, a thick, black rock dome takes form over him, preventing anymore access to the best.

Necosta shakes her head, speaking, "I warned you. I guess you didn't taste very good."

"Lucky them..." Dael smirked.

Necosta suddenly touches Efrandor on the shoulder, causing him to fall limp to the floor with minimal signs of life. She does the same thing to Senturu. Necosta then walks towards the bar, speaking, "Men..."

Kulren starts laughing harder.

Necosta turned and spoke, "Don't make me drain more of your soul out of you..."

Kulren and Dael begin howling even harder. Khoth rolls his eyes, "I bet no one will figure out who Necosta actually is."

Necosta walks towards them before draining out more of their souls, this time sending both Efrnador and Senturu into a coma. She then snaps her fingers at the golems, making them mop and clean the floors. Necosta then walks behind the bar, opens a bottle of wine as she comes back, and takes a deep swig before givng Kulren a blank gaze.

*Receives the beer*

- Thanks...  oooh, my head hurts...

- Piggy back ride eeeey?...    Do you have the guts to ask?

im not asking to go out with her. gosh. but since its come up hows about it. huh. you and me and a dark room? yea iknow u  wanna.

- Well.....  perhaps you could go out with both of us...   to a dark room, I have wine...?  What do you say Necosta, we are the *hick* nicest people around, really, we are *hick*.

*takes a sip from the beer and smiles to Senturu, takes another sip, throws the beer away and takes a new one, takes a sip, smiles at Senturu, takes another sip.*

- Goosh, I love beer!

*Stops Senturu from falling to the ground, searches his pockets, finds a bottle of wine, let him fall to the ground.*

- Here Necosta, this is a great wine, huh, what was that? oh Senturu, he's just fine, he can come along anyway, he will soon wake up, he will need some more alcohol in about 24 seconds.

*Puts a beer in front of Senturus face.*

- Always treat others as you want to get treated yourself, and I love waking up with a beer in front of me, no need to thank me Senturu, I know you love me.

*"Its seems our friend Shumino is having a bit of an identity crisis," whispering in Necostas' mind.*

Necosta looks at Zeratul, before a ghost of a smile lights her face. She turns her eyes back outside.A wolf's howl echoes through the night.

Kulren leaned over to Zeratul speaking, "She ain't in my family, nor would I want her in my family... She tends to bring death wherever she goes..."

Another wolf's howl, only it's much closer to the tavern. Kulren spoke, "I recognize that howl now, it's Raij."

Domses groans before flopping his head on the top of the counter, eyes closed, "Frackit! This day's just gettin' better and better..."

Another wolf howl pierces the night, only it's now extremely close. Suddenly, glowing blue, green, and amber colored eyes begin to appear in the black night. There's hundred of pairs, all of them watching the tavern's exits. Among them are several huge beasts, werewolves. And even bigger monsters, six legged wolf-beasts with heads that can swivel in a 360 degree attack range. A few of the normal, four legged wolves are six to ten sizes bigger than the smaller ones. All of them have black coats with red on their paws, but it's not blood, just their fur color.

Necosta speaks, "It's Raij's pack.. It's here..."

Out of the group comes a black haired young man with a blue left eye and a green right eye, he wears thick furs from animals he has skinned. He resembles a shaman of some sort, but Necosta knows better. Raij is the ruler of a very large territory in Valreg, a large continent on a parallel world. He has a dark tan, and his almost roguish look seems mysterious. Necosta walks up to him before gently hugging him, "Raij, it's good to see you again."

Raij smiles, patting her shoulder, "An, it isn't a problem..." Raij then looks around before asking, "Anyway I can get a drink?"

allright. *jups in the driver seat*

lets go

*starts the car and then hits the gas. a block away from the tavern they hit a tree*

yea that was fun. lets do it again.

*Shumino finishes his 10th beer. He summons a hell demon to go over to the bar and grab him a beer*

Man this bar is slowly getting crowded with peop... things

*sighs and grabs his beer from the demon and snaps his fingures and the demon vanishes*