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Karnilthar quickly blasts the bunny with flame, smashes it into the floor a couple times before throwing it into a portal, lighting a blue stick of dynomite (or that's what it looked like) and lazily flicked it in.

Kulren's lip twitched when he felt the fabric of the space-time continuum distort a little before returning to normal.

Karnilthar leaned in his seat, hands behind his back, puffing on a cigar. He looked at everyone staring at him and spoke, "What? I didn't want to see that crap."

Suddenly, a huge, green snake slithers down from the rafter. It then transforms into a green scaled young Slithzeraki, a lizard woman, wearing a blue gown. Her amber eyes are lit with magic.

Kulren groans, "Great... Just who I need to see.. Jiarli-Thsss..."

Jiarli looks at Kulren and smirks a little, "Oh, it's Kulren... Good to see you again..."

"Wish I could say the same," Kulren states hotly.

Jiarli promptly puts hand on Father, speaking, "A lizard fetish, huh?"

Suddenly, Father is a green skink on the ground. Jiarli smiles a bit at her amusement and the curse she just wove. For Jiarli's curses, it was near impossible to break them without knowing the right Word of Command. And unfortunately, that could be anything.

Jiarli then sat next to Kulren, who crossed his arms and faced away from her, mumbling under his breath. Jiarli smiled, "Oh come now, Kulren. Are you still upset that I-"

"Yes." The Hell Dragon snorted in disgust.

Kulren snorts, chin up in disgust. Jiarli spoke, "He's pissed that I can control him..."

"Huh?!" Domses turned his head, "No way!"

"Kulren, get me a bottle of wine."

Kulren fights his body, but has no choice, his body follows her command and gets her a bottle of wine.

Stops laughing and climbs back into the chair and asks, " Ok how did she gain the ability to control you??"

I'm sure Father would like that with his fetish "shaking his head."

Suddenly, Jiarli smashed Father's skink body into thye wall thirty times without standing before speaking, wihout moving her mouth.

"A silence spell? Father, you're a fool. You can't curse a master of curses."

With that, glyphs surrouned Jearli and Father finds himself under the effects of his own curse. Jeani then moves her mouth, speaking normally, "I hate it when ametuers think they can beat me at my own game..."

Dael rolls his eyes, but says nothing. He knows better.

Kulren grabs Father before smashing him into the wall and shoving a white stick of dynamite down his throat.

Domses knew that color and screamed, "RUN FOR IT!!!"

Father's head explodes, no atoms of it even left. Blood splatters everywhere. Kulren then dusts himself off, speaking, "All cause he can't get a woman... Ridiculous..."

Kulren looks at Draconius before looking at Jiarli. Kulren suddenly stands and pulls Jiarli into his arms before walking off into the forest, calling after him, "See ya in a bit Draconius, gotta deal with Jiarli a moment."

Domses looks at Dael, "There was no telepathic command there..."

Dael rolls his eyes, "He likes being under her thumb... He sees her as a challenged to be conquered."

"Hah, I wish him luck." Domses shakes his head, "I always thought Kulren and Andariel-"

"They do." Dael smirked, "Kulren is double mated. Jiarli and Andariel share him willingly."

Domses and Karnilthar were thinking the same thing: Double dominatrixes. Raij spoke, "I think I actually feel envious..."

Domses chuckles, "She's a Thsss. All her family suffer bloodlust... Or bloodshed turns them on..."

Dael raises a brow, "Uh-uh! You have GOT to be kidding."

"Nope." Domses chuckles.

Raij makes a face, "I take it back, I'm not envious at all."

Necosta spoke spoke, "I wouldn't let Kulren catch you with that smile."

Suddenly, a growl from a forgotten corner could be heard as the rock that everyone had seemed to forget vanished the massive black Dragon Kirvask awoke, his head splitting from his hangover.

Kirvask shook his head before grumbling something in an ancient, long extinct tongue, then asking, his voice hard and ho*beep*, as if his throat was always dry, "What did I miss?"

*rubs his eyes*

im too tired to read all your posts. so im just gonna start from here

*grabs his beer and starts drinking*

"I heard that." Scientist looks up to find Kirvask glaring down at him with red eyes filled with anger. The black armored dragon doesn't pounce, instead he walks over to the beer kegs and proceeds to try and get yank one up for another drinking binge.

Dael shook his head, "Amazing... The most powerful dragon known to man is a drunkard..."

"He's a god of beer, not a god of destruction." Domses mumles sarcastically.

THAT got Kirvask to pounce, "SILENCE INFIDEL!!!"

Domses fluidly dodges Kirvask's attacks, almost as if he was dancing to dodge Kirvask.

*The air shifts and stirs, as unknown forces gather in a keg of beer. As it gathers to a climax, the sheer power of the force boils the beer to a steamy white, and in a dreadful moment, the keg bursts, spewing white beer in all directions. Out steps Father and in his hands he holds a fork.*

"Do you have anything to eat Senturu?"

Kirvask turns and growls at Draconius. Then, Kirvask tears Draconius apart, before throwing his body parts into a portal to Hell. Kirvask sits down and licks the blood off his claws.

Kulren, just coming back, snaps, "EHY!!! THAT WAS DRACONIUS, MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND YOU JERK!!!"

Kirvask freezes, eyes wide, "Uh oh... My mate's gonna kill me..."

Kirvask whips around, shoving Wyrmslayer into Father's ass. Kirvask then pulls out a huge greatsword, and pushes all thirty feet of the blade through Father's body. Kirvasks lets the blade keep Father hung on the wall.

Kirvask snorts before grabbing a book from Khoth and mumbling, "Great! She's gonna kill me, SO kill me. Gotta bring Draconius back before I'm roasted."

*Scientist walks up to Father and removes the sword*

Thought you could do with this not being in you, you make the place look even more of a mess then the other bunch, especially when your hanging on the wall.

*Scientist continues over to Senturu who is now in an apron and wearing a white chefs hat*

Ha you look ridiculous, but I'll have a hot dog with everything, heres another brew for your troubles.

*Hans Senturu another beer*

A Hotgod, I wanted a HotDog. Man can't get anything these days.

*Throws the hotgod at Kulren and hits him in the head and it starts to bulge and grow and glow a paculiar colour of green.*

Senturu, What did you put in that?!?!?!?!

*Looks back to see Kulrens head now filling the corner of the room and it is starting to shine*

Glad I didn't eat that now.

*Gives Senturu a dodgy look but not an obvious one*

*picks up the kid, and throws him outa the tavern*

no kids allowd cant people read the sign?

*pulls in a cow outa the  back. puts some buns on it and hands it to............*

hey who ordered this?

Kulren gulps as the door flies off the hinges and Ahkari, with white eyes casting a frightening amount of light, flies in and knocks Senturu to the ground. Then, not even a nanosecond later, Senturu is laying floating face up in a ruined keg of beer.

Dael makes a face, "Ohhh... That's gotta hurt.."

Only Dael had kept up with the fourty trillion blows Ahkari had landed in the span of a nanosecond. The speed at which Ahkari could fight was ridiculous. Ahkari was now chomping on his burger, sitting with Domses. Domses holds a bottle of cola to Ahkari, "Here, old boy..."

Ahkari smiles, "Thanks Domses!"

Dael shook his head, speaking, "I hope Senturu doesn't try that again."

Khoth spoke, not bothering to look up from his tome, "Yes, I would very much like to keep this tavern in one peice... I haven't studied this much without nagging entities in centuries..."

*Scientist walks over to Senturu laying in the beer with the splintered wood laying around him*

You know you really shouldn't be sleeping on the job man.

*Scientist mutters something under his breathe and Senturu flies to his feet and suddenly grows rather large and his muscles bulge*

Now go get 'em tiger

A vortex slowly opens in the same spot where Kirvask threw Draconius' body parts into the portal. The portal slowly finishes opening and Draconius walks through the portal wiping off his armor dragging what looks like a corpse into the tavern. Draconius only glances at Kirvask as he continues to his corner, still dragging the body.
(Edited by Mr. Draconius 12/14/2006 8:03:35 PM)

"Oh, oh! I did!"

"I thought I told you to go to your room boy! Go! One more word out of you young man and it's the belt for your ass."

>:(

Looks over at Kirvask, "Yes, this is my father's body. You see, after you sent me to hell, I remembered that my father was sent here for his actions in the mortal realm and started my search for him. When I found him he was in a never ending war between him and another dragon I could not identify. My father saw me and jumped at me and whispered in my ear a propisition. He said he would undo the spell on my soul if I would aid him in his battle against this other dragon. I agreed to his terms not knowing that it would drain his body of the energy and magic he possessed.... And here I am," he then smiles at Kirvask showing his grizzly fangs while drool drips from his mouth hitting the floor burning it on impact.